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How Prince Kíli Became the Object of Erotic Fantasies for Half the Greenwood (Without His Knowledge or Consent) by Titiriti
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
22 May 2026
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In which Tauriel, slightly drunk and fully provoked, says one careless thing about her Dwarven fiancé, and overnight, Prince Kíli of Erebor becomes the most discussed figure in the Greenwood. Kíli remains blissfully unaware. Tauriel is mortified. Legolas needs a drink. And somewhere, Thranduil is quietly judging everyone.
A romantic comedy about unintended fame, elven curiosity, and a rumor that just won't die.
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"I AM NOT EATING THIS."
The soup bowl jumped, spilling its contents across the table in a greasy sea of broth dotted with rare islands of carrots, potatoes, and meatballs.
Nero buried his face in his hands, took several deep breaths, and reminded himself that as an adult, he needed to keep his composure and wasn’t allowed to throw a tantrum.
He turned to Dante, clinging to the hope that at least one of his brothers might be reasonable, and asked:
"And....What do you say?"
The boy stared thoughtfully out the window, his eyes gleaming with mischievous malice.
"He’s not eating it."
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This is a collection of fluffy (and not-so-fluffy) stories about the reunited Sparda family—their struggles, victories, defeats, and battles. Each chapter explores different moments and events across time. Starring:
- A feral (and not-so-feral) Vergil
- A future rockstar and general pain in the ass, Dante
- Nero, a reluctant father of many (who regrets every life choice that led him here)
- And Nico.Because Nico is just that awesome.
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- Part 4 of Pieces
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Assemble the puzzle (remember that all the pieces must fit together correctly) by Titiriti
Fandoms: Devil May Cry (Gameverse)
17 Sep 2025
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Everything is getting better. At least, Nero wants to believe that. Dante lives with them, Vergil's presence becomes almost tangible, and life hardly throws any surprises anymore.
"Everything is fine," Nero convinces himself, clenching his teeth once again and pushing his problems and fears far away. "Everything will be fine. It has to be fine."
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- Part 3 of Pieces
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"Методическое пособие по анальному сексу, подготовке к нему и сопутствующим ему процессам" Татищев Ю.И. by Titiriti
Fandoms: Повесть временных лет | The Tale of Bygone Years - miori (Webcomic)
08 Aug 2025
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Ну двадцать первый век, ну блять, ну прогрессивная вроде страна, а ни одного нормального пособия по анальному сексу, с подробными и понятными указаниями, видами смазок, последовательностью действий и возможной реакцией организма, что положительной, что отрицательной, так и не завезли.
Неужели действительно не было ни одного толкового специалиста, который бы нормальным языком смог объяснить таким вот запуганным и зашоренным парням, как Юра, как правильно в жопу ебаться?
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Brynjolf doesn’t retreat behind closed doors without cause. He just refuses to ache when you ride off to glory, as heroes always do
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One fleeting meeting by fatso_s_sister, lynxnorthernsky
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings (Movies)
01 Jun 2026
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Steward Ecthelion is in a hurry to share the joy of the birth of his grandson and the continuation of the glorious house of stewards. He brings his devoted warlord and friend Thorongil to the cradle.
No one could have known at that moment what a short meeting between a wise man and a one-day-old baby would turn out to be and how closely the destinies of two people would intertwine.
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a new chapter every first Monday of the monthSeries
- Part 1 of My Gondor
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20 May 2026
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Fraught with premenstrual cramps, Rose allows the Doctor to try and help her feel better.
Little does she know, she's not the only one suffering from the effects of having a human body that's rife with hormones.Bookmarked by Titiriti
22 Feb 2026
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His eyes drifted back down to the box. Really, she was horrible at packing. There was no rhyme or reason to any of it. Granted, he didn’t know a lot about packing - it’s not like he’d ever actually had to do it - but still. Maybe he could help her. The Doctor was pretty sure that generally all of the clothing should be in it’s own spot, not mixed in with tangled jewelry and frayed earbuds and the little mirror she always kept in her purse.
Absentmindedly he picked up the mirror. His face appeared to be much more pale than normal, and the visage was not improved by the tiny crack he noticed running through the reflective glass. Rose’s hand suddenly covered his and the mirror. He jumped slightly and looked up.
“What’s going on? Really?” she asked and he didn’t understand how she couldn’t already know. Sure, he sometimes missed the subtleties of this kind of thing, but Rose normally excelled in this area.
How could she just … not acknowledge the fact that she was leaving? And how was he supposed to say something about it if she wasn’t? If she didn’t think it mattered?
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- Part 1 of Keeping You
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17 Feb 2026
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Vergil is so close. So close to getting his revenge and finally finding out what happened to his brother. He has no time for this farce of an exam.
Dante, currently going by Tony, is just here to get this stupid license people keep telling him he can't work without. Might as well have some fun along the way.Three two one, boom.
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28 Apr 2025
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Nero's well aware that everyone around Dante is a total nutjob.
Lady hunts demons for sport, Thrish stole Dante's sword just to get him to Fortuna, Morrison is suspiciously well-connected for a human that unharmed, and he's, well... he's well aware that he's kind off a battle junkie and doesn't mind a job or two more as long as the enemies are fun to fight.
And yet, somehow, Jason fucking Grace seems the most batshit insane of them all. It absolutely doesn't help that the first time Nero met the guy, he'd just walked out of a lightning strike strong enough to decimate a building.It's exactly what Nero is worried about, and definitely has nothing to do with the fact Jason and Dante look a lot like they're dating. Nothing at all, because Nero definitely doesn't like Dante like that.
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- Part 3 of Juno's Hound
Bookmarked by Titiriti
23 Apr 2025