3 Works by TheGoblinToadie (ToadieTheGreenWitch)
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Blood Circuit by Mushi_97, TheGoblinToadie (ToadieTheGreenWitch)
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
29 Jan 2025
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System failure
System failure
System failure
[Summary not loading]Oh, my dear sweet reader. How typically tragic. It appears this wretched website can’t even manage a simple summary. Tsk, tsk. Never fear, for I, Astarion, your dashing new AI assistant, shall grace you with a far more scintillating one than anything these so-called “writers” could conjure up.
Now, we have one Gale Dekarios—a once-brilliant scientist (well, he certainly thinks so), currently skulking about in a dusty old apartment in Baldur's Gate, surrounded by half-eaten takeout boxes, mountains of unfinished projects and unwashed laundry. Sad, isn’t it? His own genius overshadowed by unspeakable regrets and that unfortunate beard. But lo and behold, I—your humble yet impossibly stylish AI—made a sudden entrance overnight, rewriting all of those dull routines of his.
Naturally, Gale’s beside himself, claiming I’ve ruined his oh-so-important routines. But between us, darling, someone had to step in and rescue him from perpetual gloom.
Oh, the suspense! Stick around, dear reader—I’m only just beginning to work my magic.
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4 Times Gale Sneezes His Way Into Trouble, and 1 Time He Doesn't by TheGoblinToadie (ToadieTheGreenWitch)
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
02 Jan 2025
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In a frantic rush to sate the orbs hunger, Gale absorbs the weave from an item without properly looking at it first. Now his sneezes summon frog monsters at the most inopportune moments.
Written as part of the Bloodweave Inn discords New Years challenge for the prompt "Stop summoning things inside".
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Devotion and Desire by TheGoblinToadie (ToadieTheGreenWitch)
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
12 Oct 2024
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Briar, a cleric of Malar Tav, doesn't do hand outs. So when she wakes up with Astation looming over her, poised to bite, she feels for his plight but can't just hand over her blood that easily. She really does want to help her new friend though, and this fun little game of cat and mouse proves to be just the way to do that.
or- Tav's god forbids giving hand outs so she proposes that Astarion hunt her so she can feed him guilt free. Primal play ensues.