ToadieTheGreenWitch
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Blood Circuit by Mushi_97, TheGoblinToadie (ToadieTheGreenWitch)
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
29 Jan 2025
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System failure
System failure
System failure
[Summary not loading]Oh, my dear sweet reader. How typically tragic. It appears this wretched website can’t even manage a simple summary. Tsk, tsk. Never fear, for I, Astarion, your dashing new AI assistant, shall grace you with a far more scintillating one than anything these so-called “writers” could conjure up.
Now, we have one Gale Dekarios—a once-brilliant scientist (well, he certainly thinks so), currently skulking about in a dusty old apartment in Baldur's Gate, surrounded by half-eaten takeout boxes, mountains of unfinished projects and unwashed laundry. Sad, isn’t it? His own genius overshadowed by unspeakable regrets and that unfortunate beard. But lo and behold, I—your humble yet impossibly stylish AI—made a sudden entrance overnight, rewriting all of those dull routines of his.
Naturally, Gale’s beside himself, claiming I’ve ruined his oh-so-important routines. But between us, darling, someone had to step in and rescue him from perpetual gloom.
Oh, the suspense! Stick around, dear reader—I’m only just beginning to work my magic.
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4 Times Gale Sneezes His Way Into Trouble, and 1 Time He Doesn't by TheGoblinToadie (ToadieTheGreenWitch)
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
02 Jan 2025
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In a frantic rush to sate the orbs hunger, Gale absorbs the weave from an item without properly looking at it first. Now his sneezes summon frog monsters at the most inopportune moments.
Written as part of the Bloodweave Inn discords New Years challenge for the prompt "Stop summoning things inside".
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Devotion and Desire by TheGoblinToadie (ToadieTheGreenWitch)
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
12 Oct 2024
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Briar, a cleric of Malar Tav, doesn't do hand outs. So when she wakes up with Astation looming over her, poised to bite, she feels for his plight but can't just hand over her blood that easily. She really does want to help her new friend though, and this fun little game of cat and mouse proves to be just the way to do that.
or- Tav's god forbids giving hand outs so she proposes that Astarion hunt her so she can feed him guilt free. Primal play ensues.
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I would walk 500 miles (In heels up a mountain just to shut you up) by Mushi_97
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
03 Dec 2024
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Astarion was perfectly content—or so he told himself—to waste away in this decaying manor he'd stumbled upon, hidden from the world and his nightmares. He hasn't spoken in years. Enter Gale: overthinking, chattering wizard, fellow accidental hero of Baldur's Gate, and the one person stubborn enough to track him down. Armed with a first edition of The Little Prince, endless patience and zero tolerance for impractical footwear, Gale is determined to drag the reclusive vampire back to the land of the living—even if it means enduring his antics, sharp heels, and sharper tongue.
Or: a feral traumatized vampire who lost himself learns how to live again because of a stubborn wizard and a pair of heels.
Bookmarked by TheGoblinToadie (ToadieTheGreenWitch)
03 Dec 2024
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Perfect comfort, lovely fluffy fic with Astarion being taken care of 😍
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The secret to surviving is simple. It’s the execution that poses problems.
Don’t die.
It’s that easy.
auri knows people, and that's how she can tell; astarion is deeply, deeply fucked up.
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Bookmarked by TheGoblinToadie (ToadieTheGreenWitch)
29 Sep 2024
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kiss me on the mouth and set me free (but please don't bite) by Pikapeppa
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
21 Sep 2024
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Brynn Bladetongue was trouble. Her smile was more impish than you’d expect for a drow, and she was a little too perceptive for Astarion’s liking. She let herself get dragged into other people’s messes, and she had more magic at her fingertips than even a talented bard should have.
Oh yes, Brynn Bladetongue was trouble: pretty and dangerous, as most pretty things are. Little did he know that Brynn’s particular brand of trouble would become more precious to him than he’d ever dreamed.
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In sum: a slow-burn expansion on the Astarion/Tav romance, from Astarion’s POV. This will cover the span of BG3, with rated E smut.
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- Part 1 of The Ballad of Brynn Bladetongue
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Bookmarked by TheGoblinToadie (ToadieTheGreenWitch)
27 Sep 2024
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Sam and Dean are on the road, saving people and hunting things, like they always do. Dean discovers that Sam is attempting to turn himself into a monk, and so he does his best to get Sam laid. Sam resists because, of course, who needs to have sex with a girl when Dean’s around? It's about going on a roadtrip with your brother. It's about the food you eat, and the maps you follow. It's about the things you carry with you. (Takes place some time after Heart.)
This story is also available as a podfic, beautifully read by chemm80.
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Bookmarked by ToadieTheGreenWitch
06 Jan 2023
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Jensen Ackles was always good at acting, pretending. So good in fact that he is the FBI’s favorite undercover guy. He has more undercover operations under his belt than he’d like to remember, and after his latest stint with a ring of human traffickers he really thinks he deserves a break.
Unfortunately there’s a new criminal organization on the rise, and all attempts to infiltrate and take down the Padalecki family have failed so far. Which is why Jensen finds himself faced with a new assignment, one that no other agent qualifies for and that he really doesn’t want. Because trying to seduce the most powerful man in the Chicago underworld? Not really high up on his list.
(original spn_j2 Bigbang 2014)Series
- Part 4 of Underneath 'verse
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Bookmarked by ToadieTheGreenWitch
16 Dec 2022