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    “Holy shit, I didn’t know going to hell would get me this high.” Quackity grumbles, the figure stands there expectantly. “… Dream, what’s with the costume. You don’t need to dress fancy to torture me.”

     

    “Of course it’s my descendant who tried to revive an immortal.” The creature finally speaks, startling Quackity, their voice is nothing alike to the Dream bastard. And immortal?

     

    “What.” They tilt their floating —where the FUCK is their neck?!— head. “You’re an immortal, don’t tell me you’re oblivious to that fact?”

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    Quackity wishes to go back in time and DreamXD happily obliges… Quackity also adopts some kids on his way.

    [UPDATE APR18: RETURNING FROM HIATUS… CHAP11 IN PROGRESS]

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    28 Jul 2025

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    The casino is always open to new visitors. You are welcome here, you are a guest, no one will say a word against it, no one will remind you how long you have been sitting here, no one will ask you to leave. Of course, only if you follow the rules. Hitting the jackpot for the umpteenth time in a row is definitely a violation, but who would have thought that it wouldn't be so easy to get the horned man out.
    "Don't you dare kiss me" is also a rule. Is it going to be blatantly violated too?

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    13 Jun 2025

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    Living the life as an assassin is great, however he didn’t sign up to be a fucking babysitter, especially not for a stuck up royal who he’s assigned to murder.

     

    OR After failing an important mission The Federation tasks Cellbit with a new job, Kill Prince Roier.

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    17 Jan 2024

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    Cellbit quickly cuts him off, “What’s your name, if you don’t mind me asking? I feel like it’s only fair, since you apparently know so much about me.”

    The guy schools his expression into something more neutral, but Cellbit can tell he’s just dying to be rude- he probably would’ve already had some sort of smart ass response if they weren’t currently in a classroom surrounded by other parents. Instead, the man responds, “My name’s Roier. My son’s name is Bobby, in case you were wondering that, too.”

    Cellbit definitely was wondering, so he can tell Richarlyson which kid to stay away from.

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    Or: When Cellbit overhears another dad criticizing his son during a little league game, he promises to never interact with that asshole or his son ever again. Too bad Richarlyson doesn't feel the same, since said asshole's son ends up becoming his best friend. (Enemies-to-Lovers!AU)

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    08 Nov 2023

  5. Rec 34

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    He stared into the mirror, his true face staring back at him. Fanged mouth twisted into a deep frown as a few tears slid from his blue eyes. The slit of his pupil was so fine he could barely see it, the dream weighing heavy in the forefront of his mind.

     

    My Queen!
    We missed you!
    We love you!
    You're home!
    Wilbur!
    We want you!
    We need you!
    We love you Wilbur!

     

    The changeling broke into more tears as the phantom voices of blue-eyed drones echoed through his thoughts. The sounds of their buzzing wings haunting him. The faint, barely existent touch of their claws trying to pull him into the hive, into their embrace.

    His instincts were getting out of control...he can't keep doing this...

    A sob escaped his chest, ugly and twisted with the buzzing echo of his inhuman voice.

    There was a knock on the door, "Wilbur? Are you alright? I felt you getting up earlier."

    The changeling cast a desperate glance at his reflection in the mirror.

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    01 Nov 2023