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"It’s a beautiful day at the Soltryce Academy—the sky is vibrant and the trees rustle with the gentlest of winds as Caleb begins his impromptu Transmutation lecture outside. From the building on the edge of the grounds he hears a muffled bell tolling for fifth period. Somewhere in the distance, a student begins to whistle.
At that moment, Caleb feels at peace.
At that moment, a Purple Worm bursts forth from the soil directly in front of him, and all of his plans for a pleasant afternoon are promptly dashed."
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Caleb and Essek have finally settled down - more or less. While the beloved and somewhat eccentric Professor Widogast is busy inciting small student-scale riots and teaching tiny wizards morals, Essek spends his days lounging around the house, drinking wine and experimenting with the exotic concept of 'cooking his own meals'. They are pretty sure life is great - until two pre-teen assassins crash-land into the middle of the Soltryce Academy and demand the former Shadowhand be surrendered to their custody. What are the two internationally in/famous mages to do? The answer will shock absolutely no one.- Language:
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07 Apr 2025
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In another world, Nick doesn’t quit law school. Instead he marries his long-term girlfriend Caroline after she unexpectedly gets pregnant during his third year of law school. Flash forward about 11 years later and workaholic lawyer Nick Miller finds that his marriage is falling apart and he’s forced to crash with his ex-college roommate Schmidt. He doesn’t have a life plan anymore, just one last chance to save his family. But then one annoying girl roommate throws a wrench into everything by getting under his skin and making him fall in love with her.
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- Part 1 of Lawyer AU
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24 Sep 2024
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Something Warm and Safe by Winxhelina
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 May 2024
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"Rich-gege!" A-Yuan exclaims happily.
"You can't call him that," Wei Wuxian admonishes gently. He puts an arm around Lan Wangji just as his knees give out, "Hey! I'm holding a child, you can't pass out on me like that. Oh. Oh, your back is covered in blood. Is that - is that your blood, Lan Zhan?!"
"Mn."
"Oh. Oh, you're bleeding a lot! Hold on! I'm putting A-Yuan down. A-Yuan, walk on your own for a bit. Can you also hold the basket for me? You're so mature and responsible! Okay, Lan Zhan, stay with me. I've got you."
"Is Rich-gege hurt?"
Lan Wangji doesn't hear the rest of that conversation.
In which Granny Wen manages to convince Wei Wuxian to take A-Yuan and hide away from the world. Lan Wangji manages to find them.
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12 Jun 2024
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The Oracle of Gusu by LadyVamp
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
14 Jul 2024
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The Oracle of Gusu is the most powerful spiritual tool in the land. No one is privileged to gaze upon the Oracle’s face but the immediate members of the first Lan family. Any beta or omega that removes the Oracle’s sacred veil will be put to death. If an unmated alpha dares to peak under the veil, they will take claim of the Oracle and be bound to the powerful omega for the rest of their life as both mate and protector.
Or: Rogue alpha Cultivator Wei Wuxian accidentally acquires a husband during an ill advised adventure in Gusu.
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10 Jun 2024
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I know you. I know you. That’s what Lan Zhan’s heart was saying.
She held completely still. She thought she’d shatter if she moved.
The stranger bent into a hasty bow. "I'm Mo Xuanyu," she repeated. “My name is Mo Xuanyu.”
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What if WWX came back to life 16 years later, but never played the song so LWJ had no clear way to recognize her? The story of the night Lan Zhan meets Mo Xuanyu.This is a western. It’s meant to be kind of painful. Modern cultivation world set in the US. 100% inspired by Natalie Diaz’s poem “If I Should Come Upon Your House Lonely in the West Texas Desert.”
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29 May 2024