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"It’s a beautiful day at the Soltryce Academy—the sky is vibrant and the trees rustle with the gentlest of winds as Caleb begins his impromptu Transmutation lecture outside. From the building on the edge of the grounds he hears a muffled bell tolling for fifth period. Somewhere in the distance, a student begins to whistle.
At that moment, Caleb feels at peace.
At that moment, a Purple Worm bursts forth from the soil directly in front of him, and all of his plans for a pleasant afternoon are promptly dashed."
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Caleb and Essek have finally settled down - more or less. While the beloved and somewhat eccentric Professor Widogast is busy inciting small student-scale riots and teaching tiny wizards morals, Essek spends his days lounging around the house, drinking wine and experimenting with the exotic concept of 'cooking his own meals'. They are pretty sure life is great - until two pre-teen assassins crash-land into the middle of the Soltryce Academy and demand the former Shadowhand be surrendered to their custody. What are the two internationally in/famous mages to do? The answer will shock absolutely no one.- Language:
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07 Apr 2025
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In another world, Nick doesn’t quit law school. Instead he marries his long-term girlfriend Caroline after she unexpectedly gets pregnant during his third year of law school. Flash forward about 11 years later and workaholic lawyer Nick Miller finds that his marriage is falling apart and he’s forced to crash with his ex-college roommate Schmidt. He doesn’t have a life plan anymore, just one last chance to save his family. But then one annoying girl roommate throws a wrench into everything by getting under his skin and making him fall in love with her.
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- Part 1 of Lawyer AU
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24 Sep 2024
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Something Warm and Safe by Winxhelina
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 May 2024
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"Rich-gege!" A-Yuan exclaims happily.
"You can't call him that," Wei Wuxian admonishes gently. He puts an arm around Lan Wangji just as his knees give out, "Hey! I'm holding a child, you can't pass out on me like that. Oh. Oh, your back is covered in blood. Is that - is that your blood, Lan Zhan?!"
"Mn."
"Oh. Oh, you're bleeding a lot! Hold on! I'm putting A-Yuan down. A-Yuan, walk on your own for a bit. Can you also hold the basket for me? You're so mature and responsible! Okay, Lan Zhan, stay with me. I've got you."
"Is Rich-gege hurt?"
Lan Wangji doesn't hear the rest of that conversation.
In which Granny Wen manages to convince Wei Wuxian to take A-Yuan and hide away from the world. Lan Wangji manages to find them.
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12 Jun 2024
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The Oracle of Gusu by LadyVamp
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
14 Jul 2024
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The Oracle of Gusu is the most powerful spiritual tool in the land. No one is privileged to gaze upon the Oracle’s face but the immediate members of the first Lan family. Any beta or omega that removes the Oracle’s sacred veil will be put to death. If an unmated alpha dares to peak under the veil, they will take claim of the Oracle and be bound to the powerful omega for the rest of their life as both mate and protector.
Or: Rogue alpha Cultivator Wei Wuxian accidentally acquires a husband during an ill advised adventure in Gusu.
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10 Jun 2024
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I know you. I know you. That’s what Lan Zhan’s heart was saying.
She held completely still. She thought she’d shatter if she moved.
The stranger bent into a hasty bow. "I'm Mo Xuanyu," she repeated. “My name is Mo Xuanyu.”
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What if WWX came back to life 16 years later, but never played the song so LWJ had no clear way to recognize her? The story of the night Lan Zhan meets Mo Xuanyu.This is a western. It’s meant to be kind of painful. Modern cultivation world set in the US. 100% inspired by Natalie Diaz’s poem “If I Should Come Upon Your House Lonely in the West Texas Desert.”
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29 May 2024
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Wei Ying leaned a little closer. "The conversation we're having right now is about how it turns out I'm a bearer and we weren't careful and I'm not expecting anything from you, but now that you're here you should know that I'm...ah...you know..."
"Pregnant," Lan Zhan said mechanically.
"Pregnant," Wei Ying agreed. "You knocked me up, Lan Zhan. Sorry."
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03 May 2024
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[Podfic] emergent properties by semperfiona_podfic (semperfiona)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
24 May 2023
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Wei Ying makes his voice bright and says, “Well, take this one!” and deposits A-Yuan into Mo Xuanyu’s arms, and this time the look on his face isn’t just an almost smile. A-Yuan fists a chubby hand in his hair and gazes that way babies do, open and amazed.
“Gah!” he says.
“Gah!” Mo Xuanyu says right back.
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Or: Mo Xuanyu finds a home for himself.
Podfic of emergent properties by luckymarrow.
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03 May 2024
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The Koi Fish of Demonic Cultivation by theearlymorningmist
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
02 May 2024
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'How dare you!' Wei Wuxian raged, attempting to struggle. 'You can’t do this to me! I’m the Yiling Patriarch!'
Except he wasn’t the Yiling Patriach right now. He was a fish. A fish that could do nothing as he was dangled painfully by his tail while the two men decided whether he should be killed, kept, or eaten!
Suddenly, a savior in white floated into Wei Wuxian’s vision, their hand reaching out to grip the wrist of the man who was holding him upside down.
“I will take the fish.” Their smooth baritone voice interrupted the conversation.
'Lan Zhan!'
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Wei Wuxian gets turned into a Koi Fish by a mysterious curse and Lan Zhan takes care of him.
[Inspired by The Disabled Tyrant's Beloved Pet Fish]
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30 Apr 2024
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Bound Only by the Sea by levament
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Mar 2021
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It's not every day Wei Wuxian gets swept off his feet by a handsome alpha, but when he does, that alpha turns out to be the actual Emperor.
It was a surprise to him too.
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21 Apr 2024
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[Podfic] Falling to the Rhythm by semperfiona_podfic (semperfiona) for Lavendargrrl
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
20 Jun 2022
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"So it's a bet?" Jiang Cheng said. "Dance the showcase if you get him, fancy coffee machine if you don't?"
Wei Wuxian considered the machine. "Fine. You're on. I want it in red."
"Don't start planning your caffeine overdose yet."
"It's in the bag," Wei Wuxian said cheerfully. "There's no way they'll match me with someone like Lan Wangji."
Teaching Lan Wangji to dance in front of the nation for twelve weeks, how hard can that be? Wei Wuxian is about to find out.Podfic of Falling to the Rhythm by Selenay. NOW COMPLETE!
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15 Apr 2024
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the heartlines on our hands by occultings (microcomets)
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Oct 2020
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Among the cultivation sects and beyond, the soulmate threads are a shared and common knowledge: blue for a familial soulmate. Silver for a friend. Red for a lover.
Lan Zhan is eight years old when the red thread first appears on his wrist.
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08 Apr 2024
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when we’re full of stories to be told by fakeplasticlily
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
20 Jun 2020
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Flushing in embarrassment, Wei Ying hurries over to A-Yuan and crouches to place his hands on his shoulders. “A-Yuan, that’s enough,” he says. “Sorry, Lan Zhan, he used to go to a different bookstore where they host regular storytimes, I think he thinks you’re the designated storyteller for the day—”
He gets to his feet, holding A-Yuan at his hip, and glances up to look at Lan Zhan. It’s an awful, terrible, horrible mistake. This close, every detail of his face is utterly inescapable.
“Story time,” says A-Yuan, lower lip wobbling dangerously.
Wei Ying glances around, finding people staring curiously at the scene unfolding before them. “A-Yuan,” he hisses urgently. “We need to go. I’ll tell you a story on the way home, okay?”
“Do you really need to go?”
Wei Ying starts at Lan Zhan’s voice. He’s still looking steadily at him, an unreadable expression in his eyes.
(Seven years after running away from home to pursue a story that would expose one of the biggest media scandals in recent years, Wei Ying runs into the last person he’s expecting to see at a quaint, forgotten bookstore he hasn’t set foot in for a very long time.)
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31 Mar 2024
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And the world's alright with me by so_shhy
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Aug 2020
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Wei Ying has been feeling like a grey, wrung-out, mildewed dishrag for a week when Lan Zhan slopes in from a trip to the store looking blank-faced and awkward and sets a pregnancy test down on the kitchen counter.
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30 Mar 2024
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A Thousand Paths, a Single Mountain by RohansEarings
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Apr 2024
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Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji decide to settle down and start a family. It's harder than they thought it would be, but they're not alone in getting through it. They have each other.
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15 Mar 2024
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and the calm is deep where the quiet waters flow by izanyas
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Mar 2024
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Cangse Sanren was the first of her kind to become a cultivator. Talented, passionate, free-spirited, she bested everything that ever came her way until the very end.
Jiang Fengmian refuses to see her son deprived of that same freedom.
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14 Mar 2024
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Six years after Nakahara Chuuya disappears without a trace, three years after he's presumed dead, two hikers find him on the outskirts of a Russian town. Chuuya doesn't think anything could be as painful as the last years of his life. That is until he comes home and discovers that his boyfriend, the person who became his mate when they were eighteen, apparently has moved on with somebody else.
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12 Mar 2024
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The Legend of Moonflower by JJSIN2020
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Feb 2024
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While growing up, it was assumed that Lan Xichen was next in line for succession. No one could believe it when the moody and quiet second son of the emperor presented as the alpha and not the more amicable and diplomatic first son.
Lan Xichen knew his younger brother would have rather travelled the lands to seek out honour and justice, instead of being forever bogged down in the palace with scrolls. There was also the constant badgering from the Empress Dowager, Lan Qiren, that Wangji needed to contend with as well. The Empress Dowager wanted Lan Wangji to continually expand his harem and produce more potential heirs.
There was no doubt that the harem was the thing Lan Wangji hated the most about being the emperor. He would never be able to find a true mate. He was expected to bond with the omega that produced his first alpha heir and make him his empress. Nobody except Lan Xichen knew that underneath the aloof and icy exterior, a romantic soul harboured. A younger Wangji had always dreamed of finding and bonding with someone he truly loved.
or The story of the rise of an omega manservant, Wei Wuxian, in the Imperial harem of the Lan Empire ruled by Emperor Lan Wangji.
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01 Mar 2024
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“I’m pleased you feel comfortable enough to sleep,” Yuuri still didn’t bother to look at him as he continued, “I should introduce myself. My name is Katsuki Yuuri-”
“I don’t care who you are,” Victor immediately responded.There was a long moment of silence after his quick and spiteful remark.
The fire reflecting in Yuuri’s eyes as he lit a candle seemed to flare for a moment.
“...you will,” Yuuri finally replied softly.~
When Prince Victor Nikiforov is kidnapped from his ship, he expects a brief reprieve from his life as a prince and perhaps an exciting new experience.
He learns otherwise.
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23 Feb 2024
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Kaoru finds out devastating news that has him questioning who he truly is. In the midst of his tragedy, he meets an attractive alpha whose insistence to get to know him drives Kaoru to making some questionable decisions that he'll later come to regret.
Joe, an attractive alpha who lives a life steeped in secrecy, meets an omega that has him falling hard and wrestling with whether or not he *can* honestly share his life with someone. When the secrets are forced to come to light, can Joe salvage the best relationships he's ever had?
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23 Feb 2024
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without your new eyes by anaphoricae
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Feb 2024
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Something smells so good. Wei Ying closes his eyes, already feeling sleepy, and tries to identify where the scent is coming from. He turns his face to one side and then the other, chasing it, until his nose touches Lan Zhan’s cheek.
He pulls back quickly, not freaking out, because it’s fine. He touched Lan Zhan’s cheek with his nose, and Lan Zhan smells really fucking good, and they’re lying down together on a very soft bed because Lan Zhan is too drunk to let go of him, and Lan Zhan is gay but Wei Ying isn’t, and it’s fine.
Wei Ying swallows hard and closes his eyes again.
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Wei Ying helps Lan Zhan out of an uncomfortable situation, and they grow close right away, becoming instant friends. To Lan Zhan, they become instant something else. With time, they only get closer and closer, and Wei Ying is forced to deal with his own feelings about Lan Zhan, and his perception of his own sexuality.
(the "Didn't know they were dating" fic)
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20 Feb 2024