Troubadourk
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- Homestuck (5)
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“The world is ending.” Rose says matter-of-factly, sounding bored. “You, dear brother, are going to end the world.”
Dave focuses on the feeling of dried blood between his fingers and counts the seconds between. He chases the trailing end of each, and draws breath at the start of the next. And one, and two, and three—
Then it’s all gone.
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"Karkat, you need to feed. I am offering you a consenting meal, practically on a platter. Stop being picky and eat your food.”
In which Karkat is extremely bad at being a vampire, because of course he is.
Dave's got him, though.
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Karkat gets a little too into a new dating game, and Dave gets jealous of one of its characters.
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After their break-up, Karkat is coerced into visiting Dave's latest photo exhibit.
They should really just talk to each other, but luckily for them, they're both just stupid and dramatic enough for this kind of malarky to work.
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"Josh Lucas is not budget Matthew McConaughey.”
“Not budget, babe. Discount. Like, he isn’t a Dollar Tree Matthew McConaughey. He’s a solid Aldi McConaughey. Same great flavor with half the calories.”
Karkat practices nail art, Dave watches.
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Karkat opens his mouth, but nothing comes out except for a faint noise which lands somewhere between keening and squeaking. His cheeks are flushed, his jaw is doing some kind of minimalist gymnastics, and his eyes are wide and startled but also so... so fucking soft. As if he cannot believe that this is real, but for as long as it lasts he is going to hold on to it and get as much out of it as possible. You know that feeling. You still can’t quite believe it either, but god, you’ve already waited far too long for this. You can’t waste a single goddamn moment.
(karkat and dave have sex with each other for the second time ever, and dave finds out that karkat is more than a little fond of - GASP - quadrant mixing in bed. it's very scandalous and kinky, and definitely not at all adorable. nope.)
[takes place in the time between epilogues (meat) and HS2]
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18 Oct 2020
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Karkat's just trying to do his job as a flight attendant, but there's an asshole in business class that won't leave him alone.
Predictably, things escalate.
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08 Oct 2020
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in which that washing machine scene gets its rating bumped up, again
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08 Oct 2020
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Heavenly is the way his hands press into your skin, heavenly is the way his lips draw breath out of your lungs, heavenly is the way his body slots against your own as if you were made to hold each other.
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- Part 2 of Kindling By Measure
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05 Sep 2020
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Friendly, charismatic, and charming, Alfred F. Jones is a pleasant boss, as his employees will attest. Except one.
New hire Arthur Kirkland sees Alfred in a very different light from the other employees, all because of a seemingly innocent purple memo that appeared on his desk.Bookmarked by Troubadourk
20 Aug 2020