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• Parody - Sold to the Heir by Turrrrrrrk

  Fandoms: DC Universe (DC Comics)  

  • General Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M
  • Work in Progress

  21 Feb 2026

  Tags

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  • jondami - Relationship
  • Jon Kent / ? (Read to find out who he chooses)
  • Jon Lane Kent/Damian Wayne
  • (Tagging this just so it's clear he ends up with one of the Damian Varients)
  • Haffid Al Ghul
  • Earth-22 Ibn al Xu'ffasch
  • Damian Wayne
  • Ian Wayne
  • Jon Kent
  • Athanasia al Ghul
  • (background) - Character
  • Crack
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • Sold to One Direction inspired this
  • They're technically Damians clones
  • Parody
  • One Direction fic parody
  • They aren't really singers though
  • Maybe - Freeform
  • I haven't planned it all out yet
  • sorry - Freeform

  Summary

  This is essentially a JonDami parody of "Sold to One Direction" fics... But not necissarily them being singers, 'cause... DC?

  Very much nonsense. I just need excuses to write and practice, and need ideas that can't run away from me.

  Series

  • Part 2 of Sold to One Direction Parody

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,109

  Chapters:

  2/?

  Comments:

  1

  Kudos:

  5

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  51

• Parody - Version 2 by Turrrrrrrk

  Fandoms: DC Universe (DC Comics)  

  • General Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M
  • Work in Progress

  21 Feb 2026

  Tags

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  • jondami - Relationship
  • Jonathan Kent/Damian Wayne
  • Damian Wayne
  • Jonathan Kent
  • Damian Wayne Clones
  • WIP
  • Parody
  • Crack
  • Not Serious
  • one direction inspired

  Summary

  I'm trying to make this not serious, and so this one is the version where Damian and his clones are pop stars.

  Series

  • Part 1 of Sold to One Direction Parody

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  376

  Chapters:

  1/?

  Kudos:

  1

  Hits:

  38

• Valentines can be for friends too by Turrrrrrrk

  Fandoms: DC Comics  

  • General Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No category
  • Complete Work

  15 Feb 2026

  Tags

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  • Jon Lane Kent & Damian Wayne
  • Garfield Logan/Raven (Background)
  • Tim Drake/Kon-El | Conner Kent
  • (pre-relationship)
  • Tim Drake (DCU)
  • Kon-El | Conner Kent
  • Damian Wayne
  • Jon Lane Kent (DCU New 52)
  • Garfield Logan
  • Crack
  • Friend valentines
  • Failed valentines
  • Valentines
  • idiots pinning
  • pining?
  • JonDami are having a friend valentines btw
  • Timkon is trying to have a reg valentines
  • dense and oblivious Tim Drake
  • friend zoned accidentally?

  Summary

  Kon is trying to take Tim out for a perfect valentines. ... No valentines is ever perfect.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,215

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  3

  Kudos:

  37

  Bookmarks:

  5

  Hits:

  327

• Doed by Turrrrrrrk

  Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  24 Nov 2024

  Tags

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  • Simon "Ghost" Riley/Gary "Roach" Sanderson
  • John "Soap" MacTavish/Simon "Ghost" Riley
  • Simon "Ghost" Riley
  • Gary "Roach" Sanderson
  • John "Soap" MacTavish
  • I don't play this game(yet?)
  • fueled by some tiktoks I saw
  • and the current mood i'm in
  • Hurt/ mild Comfort
  • happiness as a metaphor for love
  • Everybody Dies
  • Unhappy Ending
  • Sorry y'alls
  • unbetaed we die like soap apparently???
  • (spoiler)
  • Army suicide
  • Suicide

  Summary

  Midnight ramblings about COD characters... I don't even play this game, but tiktok fueled me tbh

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  448

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  1

  Kudos:

  3

  Hits:

  92