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    "Dear Future Me,

    I gotta schoolgirl crush on Sakusa Kiyoomi. This is so damn embarrassing.

    I can't believe I'm even writing this down, just doing this makes me wanna die. But if I don't say it here, I think I'm genuinely gonna explode into a thousand pieces. So it's gonna stay in this letter forever. Buried. Kept secret. No one will ever know, well except you."

    Sincerely,
    Past You

    Sakusa stares at the paper in his hands like it’s combusted. His face burns, ears tinged with red, and his first instinct is to throw the letter across the room and sanitize his entire apartment. Preferably twice.

    in which a failed 'return to sender' letter to a mystery person's future self is sent to none other than sakusa kiyoomi. the letter, written during the all-japan youth training camp, confesses a secret crush on kiyoomi. sakusa decides to uncover who his secret admirer from five years ago is, and he realizes they may be closer than he ever expected.

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    13 Aug 2025

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    In a story of star-crossed brothers, where Kaz's grisha powers save Jordie but don't save him from Pekka Rollins, Kaz becomes the Bastard Saint of the Barrel; Rollins personal Healer and the most feared Grisha to haunt Ketterdam's seedier streets. This upsets Jordie quite a bit. In an attempt to pay off Kaz's indenture, and save his brother from the threat of Jurda Parem, Jordie Rietveld, Dregs Lieutenant and confidence man, makes a deal with Jan Van Eck to perform an impossible heist.

    Naturally, Kaz, busybody extraordinaire, is not about to let his brother screw up in a foreign land alone. He's going to steal his brother's heist and one Bo Yul-Buyur --or his nearest relative, whatever works best --and save his idiot big brother from a Fjerdan prison. And if this means running out on Rollins -well, thirty thousand Kruge should be more than enough money to pay his way out trouble. Right?

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    21 Oct 2022

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    Second year is rapidly approaching, and with it comes new challenges for a Harry fresh from a summer spent with Professors Sinistra and Snape. These challenges include Gilderoy Lockhart, the Heir of Slytherin, strange homicidal whispers in the walls, and more. What secrets can our quartet discover about who Salazar really was, and can they do it before the school closes, when one of their Housemates could be trying to kill them?

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    12 Aug 2022

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    10 Aug 2022

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    Harry is accused of burglary. The Dursleys leave him to rot. Dumbledore sends Snape to remedy the situation. Harry finds himself in the care of an irate Snape. Not slash, gen-fic w/ focus on Sevitus relationship. Angst galore. Warnings: coarse and suggestive language, mentions of abuse/neglect. Un-betaed and un-Britpicked.

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    27 Mar 2022