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    Or, Five Times Marcel Brissac Shot His Shot, And One Time He Didn't

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    “I hope you’ve packed your winter woolies,” Biggles called from the breakfast table as Bertie dropped his kit-bag in the doorway, ready for the off.

    “Well - within reason,” said Bertie. “Why, is your left shoulderblade aching?”

    Slightly more scientific than that,” said Biggles, dryly. “The seaweed on the Air Ministry roof seems to have been damper than usual yesterday - they’re cautiously prophesying it’s going to be chilly for a couple of days.

    Two men and a dog and the Great Snow of 1947.

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    “A year,” she said at the end, when the sky outside had dimmed almost to darkness and they sat illuminated by the glow of the fire like a pair of conspirators. “Give us a year to change your mind - or, no, let’s do this in the proper form. A year and a day. Christmas Day next year. Will you promise me that you won’t vanish before then?”

    Erich, Marie and Biggles prepare for Christmas.

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    "Really, I think I ought to see him. It’s the first time I’ve had him down to Chedcombe in an age, and it’s been in the diary for weeks. And in any case - “ Bertie drew the zip across the top of the bag, his fingers fumbling a little, muffled by the bandages. “At least Chedcombe’s big enough that I won’t disturb him if I start shouting my head off in the middle of the night.”

    It's 1960, of course you can't just tell someone there's a problem. (Bertie & Gimlet, post-'Forms a Syndicate'.)

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    A biggle for New Year's Eve: Bertie starts the new year as he means to go on.

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    “You’ll be telling us next that you’ve seen a ghost,” said Algy.

    “Of course I have, old thing,” said Bertie with a small shrug. “Only surprised that you haven’t.”

    Bertie tells a ghost story for Christmas.

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    “And are you the ghost of Christmas past, come to chide me for my mistakes?”

    “Or of Christmas present, perhaps,” said Marie. “Come to encourage you to make some more.”

    Berlin, December 1924: and it's just possible that the present isn't such a bad place to be.

    (Some seasonal nonsense for the WEJverse Discord Mistletoe Challenge.)

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    “But - all this business about - what did you call them?”

    “Parallel realities,” said Raymond, imperturbably, and Biggles pulled a face.

    “It doesn’t sound terribly sane either, does it?”

    “Not in the least,” said Raymond. “But unfortunately it’s the best explanation we’ve yet managed to come up with.”

    The one with the time interdimensional twins.

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    If Biggles had ever thought about it - which he hadn't - he'd have thought that the service would be at one of the big London churches, somewhere in Westminster, and it would be packed full of men in impeccably tailored suits with tightly furled umbrellas who would drift away at the end of the service without speaking a word to the rest of them. He didn't know much of what Gimlet King had spent his life doing, but he knew it had mattered enough for that.

    He wouldn't have expected this: this quiet, green place, with its quiet grey church that seemed to have come adrift from its hamlet some time centuries back, and now lay lapped in woodland; a small, overlooked place, and still only half full. But then, there’d been nothing expected about any of this.

    Two months ago, Gimlet King died far from home. This is what happened afterwards.

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    A compilation of my short fills for Erostober 2025, with a masterlist of all the prompts: please see Chapter 1 for prompts, pairings and relevant tags for each subsequent chapter.

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    “You came to ask whether you could borrow one of my pilots,” said Mullen. “Or, if we’re really going to get down to brass tacks, you came to ask if you could borrow Captain Bigglesworth. Of course, this interview is more in the nature of a discussion between gentlemen than an official matter. I know you don’t go in much for official matters, in your line of work. You don't need to ask my permission. So - entirely unofficially, of course - I would like to tell you to go jump.”

    Major Mullen and Colonel Raymond come to something that approximates to an understanding.

    (Erostober Day 30: Oral - Torture / choking.)

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    “I never knew such a bunch of stiffs in my life! Busy doing what, I ask you? They can't all be busy at once - “ His eyes narrowed. “Here - you said you were busy too.”

    “I am!” Algy protested. “Or will be shortly, anyway.”

    “Busy doing what?”

    Algy couldn't quite help the guilty expression that flitted across his face. “Well - “

    “I knew it!” said Biggles, furiously. “You’re all busy doing the same thing! Without me! I’ve seen rattlesnakes with a greater sense of personal loyalty than you lot. You've been getting together on the sly and not telling me about it! On purpose! When you knew I was usually busy so wouldn’t notice! Of all the treacherous, miserable, back-stabbing - “

    “Look here, it wasn't that we didn't want to invite you!” said Algy hotly. “We just knew you wouldn't fancy joining in!”

    Biggles joins in (with the regularly scheduled 266 squadron orgy.) Absolutely shameless PWP, if you're not here for the barely in-character filth then it's probably better not to be here at all.

    (Erostober Day 29: Orgy - Gangbang.)

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    “You think you can crack the safe?”

    “I’m confident I can, given enough time.”

    “But we’ll be here all night, surely!” said Tubby, appalled.

    “Very probably,” said Steeley, his voice showing a touch of impatience. “But we certainly won’t get away any quicker if we stand here arguing about it. Now do pipe down and let me get on.”

    Tubby entertains himself as best he can while Steeley cracks a safe. More hand appreciation than even W.E. Johns could shake a stick at.

    (Erostober Day 25: Dreams - Hand job (only without the hand job.))

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    ‘Relaxed’, Bertie thought, was not an adjective that one could usually apply to Gimlet King. There was a tension in him, as precisely controlled as a watch-spring, that drove him on relentlessly. But if there was ever a time when that spring would have to run down a little or risk snapping under the strain, then it would be the night after the end of Finals.

    Bertie and Gimlet and a relaxed summer evening at the end of university (with a little tipsy fumbling.) Fluff, fluff, self-indulgent fluff.

    (Erostober Day 24: Intoxication.)

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    ’I went ter Kew once, with a bloke who was barmy on flowers, and I nearly choked ter death in the orchid ‘ouse.’
    - Copper Colson in ‘Gimlet’s Oriental Quest’ by W.E. Johns.

    Algy and Copper in the Orchid House at Kew.

    (Erostober Day 23: Size kink.)

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    “Well you needn’t stand there dripping on the carpet,” said Gimlet, mildly, casting a cool look down at the small puddle that surrounded Bertie's feet. “Get those revolting clothes off, and I’ll go and set the bath running.”

    “A bath,” said Bertie, with dignity, as he began to struggle out of the rain-soaked tweeds, “is frankly the least you can do.”

    Or: the one with the mustard bath and the Edwardian sex shower.

    (Erostober Day 1: Bathing / Washing (Chapter One) and Day 20: Rimming (Chapter Two).)

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    Blankets: three apiece, heavy woollen ones, twice as many layers to go underneath them as to go on top. Sturdy blanket pins, to keep the things together. A small aluminium frying pan, with a folding handle, with two chipped enamelled plates nestling neatly inside it. A tiny kettle, just enough to heat water for two, packed full of twists of tea, each one enough for two cups and the paper to go for fire-lighters. A little aluminium pail, filled with neat packages of flour, sugar, dried fruit. Two old army canteens, scavenged from a junk shop. Matches, in profusion.

    The list was like an incantation, thought Bertie, as he glanced through the scribbled pages: a spell, to conjure up a successful camping trip.

    What Bertie Lissie and Lorrington King Did On Their Holidays (August 1933).

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    Frecks would eat a grape or two as she left the greengrocer’s; she would read a chapter or two of a new book though she hadn’t finished the old one yet; she would put a new record straight on the record-player. She would be the first to admit that she could be impulsive; impatient, even. It was simply that when she had something she enjoyed, she wanted to enjoy it, straight away, each small pleasure and tiny extravagance, and she didn’t really see why she had to wait before trying at least a taste of it.

    Worrals on the other hand -

    Unrepentent filth with Worrals and Frecks; vaguely following on from 'Worrals Goes Afoot', but as it's almost all plotless smut it doesn't require too much explanation.

    (Erostober Day 19: Orgasm control.)

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    Holding King was very much like trying to hold a particularly vicious ferret, and even slammed face first against the smuts-stained wall, even with Leavett holding both his arms twisted up behind his back, he still managed to catch the bigger boy a glancing blow to the shin with his heel that left him swearing.

    “Pipe down, can’t you?” Cozens ordered, casually. “We’ve nearly finished, so you needn’t make such a fuss.” He smiled. “I’m glad you’re here though. I was rather hoping you’d come along. I’ve been having a quick word with Cissie here.”

    A small goblin-brain follow-up to Burning Bridges: because sometimes beating up your school bully, satisfying as it may be, doesn't wholly make the problem go away.

    (Erostober Day 18: Sado-masochism (only not really.))

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    “I suppose he was there?”

    “Of course he was there,” he said, and she felt his breath hot against her where he had pushed her jacket open. “I failed. Who else could it have been?”

    Marie and Erich and a short debrief after the end of 'Biggles & Co'. And by 'debrief' I mean -

    (Erostober Day 17: Wounds / Weapons.)

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