TwoJays
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A haunted carnival holds a man hostage.
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Carl gets trapped in his own nightmare instead of Shi Maria's.
The absolute worst memory of his life.Beware Spoilers.
This takes places during Carl's treatment of the Shi Maria infestation, but BEFORE he joins Katia’s dream sequence at the Icelandic Hospital
Everything else after Carl's nightmare takes place as described in books.
Carl's Nightmare, then Katia's nightmare, then waking up. -
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*Deedoleet … deedoleet … deedoleet…*
The softly chiming alarm continued its gentle song. Easy to ignore if he wanted to. Easy to turn away and forget.
But he sat with his eyes fixed to the flashing blue light. Chest a riot of emotion and worry.
He reached over and depressed the button and the chiming stopped.
"Yeah, all right…" he sighed heavily as a hundred different scenarios ran through his mind.
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New Achievement! The world’s greatest moron! by lucelafonde
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
13 Jul 2026
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“So you’ve bedded an omnipotent, semi-incorporeal being who could make your entire galaxy go boom before you can even think of saying ‘Wait, should I have called him after that date?’."
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The crawl is over. They're free. Or as free as a guy can be when an AI obsessed with his feet decides it wants to find out what all the fuss is about regarding that whole 'being human' and 'having a body' business.
This is a story about falling in love. Like a moron.
Finished story, posting 1 chapter a day.
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12 Jul 2026
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How Nate reacted when he discovered a beautiful alien fish princess in his private lake.
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08 Jul 2026
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Cum out of the Closet by hagofthehills
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
23 Jul 2026
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Carl doesn't need to fake a limp when he leaves the Cum Closet.
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26 Jun 2026
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ERROR CODE: TERM NOT RECOGNIZED by the_hemlocked
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
22 Aug 2025
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“As far as I can tell,” you say, “there is currently one person in here that could hope to know what the fuck that feels like, even just a little. He also has very beautiful feet, and he’s very good at killing things, which are like, my two biggest kinks.”
(A System AI character study.)
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11 Jun 2026
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Don't Let Them Hear by wanderingmusician for lifeboating
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
18 Apr 2026
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Carl sees opportunity when the AI finds a way to reach out to him. There's an old saying he should have remembered: if you give an inch they'll take a mile.
It had started with the pedicure kit. Some time on the sixth floor, I couldn’t remember exactly when. The days blended, sometimes, especially with no longer getting a full night of sleep to break up the time. I’d been going through the daily routine, mind occupied with other things, when I felt something touching my feet. The touches were light, almost ticklish, like a feather was tracing patterns onto my skin.
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26 May 2026