UndefinedSnail

A green snail with a mohawk and spikes on her shell. She is Punk.



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  1. Public Bookmark 80

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    “May I ask what the occasion is? Is there a reason you’ve interrupted my day to call me here? Seems like quite a lot of work to go through if you’ve got no plan!”

    More staring. That cold, piercing gaze. Almost unnerving, if Alastor was capable of being unnerved, which he wasn’t. The human still didn’t speak. Didn’t move. Alastor almost had to wonder if it had died of shock. He was growing impatient, and his body was starting to feel… strange. Malleable. Untethered.

    “I’m listening.”

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    An accidental summoning results in a decade-long push and pull between a powerful demon and a powerless human. But what happens when the lines of power start to blur?

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    02 Aug 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 30

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    Channel 6 was one of thirty-eight television stations in the state of Virginia. It was one of eleven television stations in the greater D.C. area, and one of eight in Richmond. It was a regular television station, nothing special about it. An unremarkable, beige building on an unremarkable street. The only remarkable thing about Channel 6 was that they had decided to give Vincent Whittman a job.

    Vincent had never had any plans to be on television. Most of the time he hated when people looked at him, unless he was planning on being looked at and he was doing something he was good at. Vincent Whittman didn’t think he was very good at many things, but he knew at least one thing: he was very good at talking about the weather.

    Join us for a BRAND NEW sitcom, featuring a talented, colorful, and messy cast of characters as they try to navigate life, drama, and relationships against the backdrop of the Channel 6 building.

    Remember: you can trust us with your weather, and trust ME with your entertainment!

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    01 Aug 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 36

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    Alastor and Vox enter into a game of cat and mouse deep inside Alastor's bayou.

    Or: Vox realizes exactly how much he hates nature.

    Or or: Alastor hunts Vox down and stakes his claim.

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    08 Jul 2026

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  4. Public Bookmark 42

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    If there truly was a Hell on Earth, Vincent had firmly found himself there.

    He couldn't wrap his head around how his life had gone ass up; how he'd fallen so far from grace that he went from scraping the heavens with greedy hands, to crashing down, down, down into the deepest pit. He had been a god. Worshiped by the masses, adored in every American home, families gathered around the altar, eyes locked onto their televisions. Unable to look away from him.

    Vincent had clawed and fought and murdered up the entertainment ladder, rung by bloody rung. Proved every rich executive wrong who dared to laugh at him, doubt him. He was the phoenix: transformed and reborn from the ashes of the bumbling, stuttering, weak weatherman, grateful for scraps. He was the voice of the people, who, with a righteous baptism, would usher forth a bigger, better, brighter future of entertainment.

    And then, right on the precipice of ascension, his dreams shattered around him.
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    The year is 1952, and Vincent Whittman is sent to the Hazbin Lunatic Asylum for his safety and, more importantly, the safety of others. But Vincent will soon learn he's not the only monster stalking these halls...

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    08 Jul 2026

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    Husk thought he'd seen Alastor at his worst before. The problem with knowing someone for decades is believing there are no surprises left.

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