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In The Eyes of Terror, We Are Blind by Unexpected_Dio
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
06 Feb 2026
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“𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘷𝘢𝘮𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘑𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳 𝘔𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘳. 𝘐𝘵 𝘬𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘌𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘢; 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘥𝘰, 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘨𝘰, 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘱. 𝘉𝘪𝘵 𝘣𝘺 𝘣𝘪𝘵 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘦 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘯 𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘭 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘭𝘦𝘧𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘴𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘴𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘺.
𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘥𝘦𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘵𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘺𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘴, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯, 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘥 𝘶𝘱𝘰𝘯. 𝘉𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘪𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘥—𝘪𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘺𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘦𝘳—𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘯𝘰 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘭𝘦𝘧𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦. 𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘧 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮? 𝘞𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘪𝘯𝘷𝘪𝘴𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘦, 𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘴𝘰 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘭𝘢𝘸𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘷𝘰𝘪𝘥. 𝘉𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦, 𝘪𝘵 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘦𝘳, 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳, 𝘸𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘥.”A gothic version of Phantom Blood.
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The Devil by Unexpected_Dio
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
29 Sep 2025
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“𝘞𝘩𝘺 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘺𝘰𝘶?” 𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘱𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶. 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘶𝘯𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘧𝘶𝘳𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳, 𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦.
“𝘐𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘰𝘣𝘦𝘺 𝘮𝘦, 𝘰𝘧 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘦.”
𝘏𝘦 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘴 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶, 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘴. 𝘐𝘧 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘦𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘸 𝘶𝘱 𝘰𝘳 𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮. 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘋𝘪𝘰? 𝘏𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘴𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵.
𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵. 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵.In which Dio’s fleshbud fails to do its job because of your Stand’s ability, and is now stuck pondering the meaning of life. Perhaps he can learn a few things along the way.
[RATED M FOR LANGUAGE AND VIOLENCE]
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Lullaby by Unexpected_Dio
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
25 May 2025
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A story in which the reader goes to prison, meets a woman, and escapes with her to save a father and a brother.
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SPOILERS!
since the ending pissed me off, i made a stupid crackfic for me, myself, and i. basically an unnamed character of mine shoots everybody (except light and mikami)
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The Calling by bestdamnsalad
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
17 Oct 2021
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A year after Hot Pants thought she would never see him again, an injured Diego Brando appears in her Church late at night.
Series
- Part 2 of Serendipity
Bookmarked by Unexpected_Dio
23 Mar 2026
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Would Kira have gay sex? by itiaskia for otoutocomplex
Fandoms: Death Note (Anime & Manga)
22 Jul 2022
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L puts Light in a compromising position
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23 Oct 2025
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Linked through Hell and Back by PolarisFlux
Fandoms: Titanfall (Video Games), Helldivers (Video Games)
06 Nov 2025
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A helldiver left behind and a titan alone in an unknown world have to work together to survive the challenges of the ongoing second galactic war.
Completed. Will have a sequel eventually.
Bookmarked by Unexpected_Dio
09 Oct 2025
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time after time by dimolto
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
28 Apr 2019
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This was the worst day of Jotaro Kujo’s life.
It wasn’t the day he was stuck in a holding cell. It wasn’t one of the (many) days he had almost died. It wasn’t the day he had to finally confront an immortal vampire. No, this was far, far, worse. This was the worst day of Jotaro’s life because he was being forced to listen to Polnareff’s awful, impossibly long story for the fourth time.
Because he had lived the same awful, impossibly long day four times in a row.Jotaro Kujo gets stuck in a time loop, falls in love, and discovers that he really fucking hates alarm clocks.
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03 Jun 2025
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Cell Block Tango by BobosBizarreAdventures
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
25 Sep 2022
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This is a part 5 Prison AU, told mainly through Mista's POV. The main ship will be Giorno/Mista with a side of Bucciarati/Abbacchio. Expect A LOT of shameless prison tropes and clichés.
I'll try to include as many characters from part 5 as I can in minor roles/mentions, so far there's been cameos of: Melone, Pesci, Jean-Pierre Polnareff, Dio Brando, Cioccolata, Zucchero, Ghiaccio, Formaggio, Squalo, Diavolo
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4) Mista masturbation scene
6) Bucciarati and Abbacchio
15) Giorno masturbation sceneBookmarked by Unexpected_Dio
27 Apr 2025