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Wilson's shrink thinks he might not be as straight as he always thought.
House is happy to assist him in figuring it out.
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Adding sex to their relationship changes remarkably little.
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Wilson is sitting at the kitchen table, head in hands, still wearing his shoes and jacket, the moment he kissed House replaying over and over in his mind. As if he could reach into the memory and slap sense into his past self, grab himself by the back of his dress shirt and pull himself away, if he just concentrates hard enough.
The landline rings. Wilson lurches to his feet and answers.
“You’re going coo-coo for cocoa puffs right now, aren’t you?” House asks cheerfully. “I’m impressed it took you that long, almost twenty-four hours.”
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Fresh out of Mayfield, House gets roped into joining Thirteen's DnD group. Wilson, trying to shape his friendship with House into something slightly less pathological by making other friends, joins willingly. It's all surprisingly normal, until Wilson's character kisses House's character. In game, which, of course, means nothing.
A season six fix it about the magic that is having a support system larger than one (1) person and the uncanny ability of roleplaying games to make you realize you aren't as straight as you always assumed. (Knowledge about DnD not required.)
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After gloriously losing a bet, Gale is avoiding Astarion.
Astarion isn't having that.
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- Part 2 of (Not usually a) Gambling Man
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A drunken bet comes to haunt Gale in the very best of ways.
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“Awww, you do remember,” Astarion says, running a finger over Gale’s fire-hot cheeks.
Gale takes a slow breath through his nose. In and out. Trust him to fuck it up with his… roommate(?) in the first twelve hours of cohabitation.
“Regrettably, I do. I must apologise for my conduct last night. I have been most discourteous to you and I sincerely hope I have not offended you too deeply.”
“Oh, pish posh. Do you think you're the first drunkard to make an arse out of himself in front of me? Though. That apology was very droll.”Series
- Part 1 of (Not usually a) Gambling Man
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Dearest Friend, by United
Fandom: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
24 Feb 2020
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Wilson muttered, then lifted his head, forehead still damp. "I have a wife."
"Don't worry, you didn't moan her name."or, after learning that Cuddy is using a new dating app to hook up with strangers, House decides to create a fake account to frame her in the act. What happens instead is a journey of self-discovery in a dingy gay bar out of town that will lead him to meet many suitors, especially one he knows very well.
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Harry James Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived, the Defeater of Voldemort, Chief Auror, Master of Death, finds that he is five years old.
The past, naturally, rapidly goes quite off the rails.
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- Part 1 of Messing With Time & related
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home is nowhere, therefore you by Ark
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
30 Jan 2020
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"Right, well," Jaskier says, when he halts before Geralt. Up close, he looks much more nervous. There is sweat on his brow and his collar is damp with it, and his teeth keep catching on his lower lip. "True love's kiss. There's—ah—there's nothing to it." And he bends, the utter imbecile, and kisses Geralt full on the mouth.
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The End of Infinity by FriendlyNeighborhoodFangirls
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Thor (Movies), Doctor Strange (2016)
21 Dec 2023
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In 2023, the battle for the universe has been won. At a cost no one can forget, the fight is over—for all but one.
Stephen Strange has an idea. An impossible idea spanning dimensions and timelines, life and death, and the lines of good and evil. But he's played impossible odds before—perhaps he never stopped.All that Loki wanted was to fight, one last time, for the fate of his universe. So when he finds himself fighting for another, crashing into the past, he has a few intended words for the wizard that forced him there.
But not before he finds a boy. Or, more accurately, before the boy finds him.Peter Parker has been waiting for the next mission. He just doesn't expect it to come from the future, armed with a ridiculous story demanding a ridiculous quest. And he doesn't expect not to be able to tell Mr. Stark.
Tony Stark is trying to rebuild from the Civil War, knowing that someday, something will come that he needs to be ready for. And he doesn't know it yet, but two universes are trying to rebuild around him, and that something is already here.
Seven Stones. Five dead. Two universes. And one impossible quest to tie it all back together.
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the prophet's song by ApprenticeofDoyle for DeadHero
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
01 Jul 2019
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“Erhm,” Crowley says. He blinks one more time. “Aziraphale?”
He looks up further from Aziraphale’s position on top of him, and his mouth goes dry. Clutched in the angel’s hand is a blazing sword, poised at such an angle to bear down in a strike directly across his neck.
I think I’m missing something, Crowley thinks, somewhat stunned.
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Crowley is torn from London six months after the Apocawasn't, and thrown into a world that's very different than his own: a world on the brink of End Times, with its own prophecy--and a world without an Arrangement.