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    You’re certain the way he tastes is going to ruin you for anyone else ever again and a dumb, stray thought flickers like candle light in your mind.

    Maybe you won’t need to worry about anyone else ever again. Maybe Kaz will just keep you forever. The thought makes you warm, you shudder into him, having to fist the sheets to try to retain some control of your body. You want to grab him, pull him to you, there is no amount of close that will ever be close enough when it comes to Kaz.

    ((Kaz/Reader picking up about six months after the end of 'it's nice to have a friend'. Will include flashbacks from Jordie's death to the end of Crooked Kingdom. Updates Sundays unless I'm bribed with a praise. Porn with a flimsy, fluffy plot))

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    23 Feb 2026

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    Alastor has always been an opportunist. When a good opportunity falls into his lap like a red apple fell onto Sir Isaac Newton's head, he'll take it and use it to his best benefit. But the thing Alastor finds a little bit pathetic about himself is that, unfortunately, he IS also an Altruist. Besides, sometimes replanting that apple, making it grow and thrive, could bring him more benefits than gorging on it the second he gets it.

    Written after s2e5 and s2s6 aired! So spoilers up to then, but not for future episodes!

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    02 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 44

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    Alastor was prepared to face his losses when he returned. And when they met again, he was ready to let her go, too. She was a relic of the past. A treasure that slipped through his fingers once, and he could keep going without it.

    But he comes back only to soon find out that Vox has stolen that treasure from him.

    And Alastor despises thieves.

     

    A/n: my muse is often a bottle of something strong. expect morally questionable plot lines and for characters to take detours into existentialism

    did i actually add a summary? omg

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    04 Dec 2025

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    Kenna is one of the last Light Elves in existence, the daughter of their fallen king. She is taken to Asgard by King Odin, with the promise that he would look after her. Instead, she is made a slave in the palace. Surrounded by the brutal, warring people of Asgard she meets one who is different. Prince Loki is quiet, reserved and kind to her in a world that has shown her nothing but cruelty and death. When an old enemy of Asgard returns Loki is the only one to realize the connection between it and the Light Elf so many had overlooked based on her station. Despite their efforts to maintain a distance the two find themselves drawn together as they fight to save Asgard. When the time comes for Thor to ascend the throne things change, Loki changes, and Kenna finds herself pulled into a world that is bigger than she knew.

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    14 Nov 2025

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    Bruce Wayne hooks up with a hot reporter who insists that his glasses need to stay on during sex,

    Unfortunately, the glasses don't stay on.

    Cue the world's finest most awkward identity reveal.

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    14 Jul 2025