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Imagine the horror Dumbledore felt when the first year check-in on Harry resulted in the Dursleys telling him they had no idea what he was talking about, as they never had the young Potter as their ward.
A toddler laughs joyfully, wobbling towards the woman who has crazier hair than he does. “Come here, itty-bitty-baby!” Bellatrix cackled, her eyes shining.
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05 Oct 2025
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This is a story about the Ancient and Most Noble House of Black, or at least what is left of it. In 1987, Cassiopeia Black receives a shocking letter about a metamorphic child, who may or may not be a Black. From there, House Black has a choice: come together and overcome their differences or fade into obscurity.
This is a slow-burn fic with a lot of politics and POVs from all Blacks (including the usually forgotten ones). This is the perfect fit for those who love the Blacks, extensive world-building, and captivating mystery.
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15 Apr 2025
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Peter Parker’s (unbeatable) Disprovement Method by StarryKitty013
Fandom: Daredevil (TV), Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel, Marvel (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
28 Sep 2022
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Or How Peter Parker systematically makes every single adult in his life look like idiots
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23 Feb 2025
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This will be a Cake Walk by StarryKitty013
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
03 Sep 2021
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The official papers say that Peter B. Parker’s date of birth is August 12, 2002, since 2008.
Peter’s birthday has been the second Wednesday of August since 2009.
Pytor Romonov-Barnes was born on August 10, 2002. The only one who knows that is his mom...and Drakov, but that bitch is long dead.
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23 Feb 2025
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Sweet 50 by awesomesockes, whumphoarder
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
29 May 2020
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While setting up for his 50th birthday extravaganza, Tony manages to hurt his back. Bruce and Peter try to help.
Key word: try.
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- Part 19 of Christ, What Now?
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18 Jan 2025