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Shen Yuan's Guide on Caring For Your Sword by eclipse888
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Sep 2026
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A familiar tense presence brushed against his mind like a stray cat who was not sure whether to bite someone they recognize or not, before a sharp voice sounded from behind him. “What did you do?”
Shen Yuan flinched and spun around and was eye to eye with the cultivator in green he had seen on Qian Cao Peak that day. The guy’s sword was… not as bad as it had been. He sent a pulse of comfort its way and felt the tension lessen the slightest bit.
“That! What are you doing?”
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or: Shen Yuan finds his niche as the sect’s designated sword whisperer and befriends a maybe-future scum villain along the way -
No time by Sammysinthesky
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
09 Apr 2022
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Jaskier goes down on Geralt. Geralt goes too far with Jaskier. Irredeemable piss smut.
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14 Sep 2026
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Geralt won't talk about why he never spends his ruts with Jaskier until a random hunt forces them to face it.
Shameless porn, read the tags! <3
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Put Your Loving Hands Out by EvanescentDreamer
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
19 Mar 2025
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Lambert doesn’t like being touched.
He has trained himself over decades to tolerate contact with his brothers, but anyone else gets sharp words, or even sharper (and occasionally poisoned) blades.
Then Geralt says he’s bringing his godsdamned handsy bard to Kaer Morhen, and Lambert’s sure that even with ample forewarning, accidental touching is inevitable. It’s going to make the winter feel miserably long, and Lambert knows for a fact that he’s going to hate every second of it.
He has no idea what to do when he’s wrong.
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12 Sep 2026
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pelt stewardship, and other signs of devotion by PenAndInkPrincess
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
20 May 2022
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It’s hard, at times, to keep playing at ignorance when the intrepid little moron dumps out the entire bundle of his sleek, downy-soft pelt in search of a new quill, but if he isn’t going to bring it up, Geralt’s certainly not going to pry, even though he does have to prompt the bard surreptitiously more than a few times when the flighty little pest evidently forgets all about his pelt and moves to happily trot along on his way, his freedom left behind in the dust. It’s a fine line Geralt walks, playing dumb while hyper-aware of the situation, but he manages to hold his peace and remain silent even when he wants to scold the selkie to be fucking careful. The bard babbles along at length throughout the day enough without prompting; gods forfend Geralt give him any sign of encouragement for more.
Still, despite Geralt’s best efforts, he finds that the selkie–who has chosen Jaskier as his name of all things–is growing on him.
It is, in a few words, fucking obnoxious.
(Jaskier is a selkie who is absolutely HORRIFIC at keeping up with his pelt) (lucky, then, that he has a witcher to do it for him)
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11 Sep 2026
