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    Draco Malfoy – pompous git extraordinaire – nearly snuffs it and has the absolute bloody cheek to gasp Hermione Granger’s name with his dying breath, claiming he’s been utterly mad for her.

    The kicker? The bloke hasn’t said a single sodding word to her in years. Yet that’s apparently not going to stop him from finally getting his witch.

    From Granger’s increasingly creative attempts to tell the obsessed bastard to piss off and leave her the hell alone, to Malfoy’s deeply questionable – borderline psychotic – methods of pursuit, the man is clearly hell-bent on getting the witch in bed, wedded, and knocked up by the end of the week.

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    The quickest way to burn a narrative is to set it on fire yourself.

    After a very public betrayal, Hermione Granger finds herself recast as cold, frigid, and conveniently unlovable.

    She refuses the part.

    Draco Malfoy is many things, but subtle is not one of them. When he chooses to stand beside her, the whispers turn into spectacle, and spectacle becomes strategy.

    They’ll own the narrative.
    They’ll play the game.
    They will not blink.

    It’s strictly mutual.
    Strictly controlled.
    Strictly temporary.

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    19 Mar 2026

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    Draco Malfoy was almost always in her dreams, but that did not surprise her. She had seen him no less than two dozen times since Voldemort’s death two years ago, far more than she had seen any other Death Eater. His silver eyes were unforgettable in their intensity and malice. His gaze was always heated toward her under that mask – Potter’s Mudblood, he used to say. In tonight’s dream he had yanked her backward by the sheer force of his grip in her hair. She would never stand a chance against a man so massive and powerful, and with her wand nowhere to be seen, she was already his.

    Or, Hermione Granger learns what it means to be loved by Draco Malfoy during the Second Wizarding War.

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    17 Mar 2026

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    Ron Weasley thought suggesting an open relationship was a mature, modern solution. What he did not think through was the possibility of waking up the next morning to find a shirtless blond man in his kitchen, barefoot, unbothered, and drinking coffee from his favourite "Best Boyfriend Ever" mug.

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    09 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 80

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    Hermione’s first rule of cursed objects was simple:
    If something looked like an heirloom, it was absolutely going to ruin your afternoon.
    The signet ring sat in its containment cube on the warded slate with the smug patience of a predator pretending not to be hungry. Every few minutes, the serpent ouroboros motif caught the lab light and winked, as if it knew a joke no one else was in on.
    Hermione hated that.
    She also hated the way the rune-script under Malfoy’s bandage had crept—quietly, inexcusably—since they’d sealed the cube. It had started at his knuckles. Now it ghosted over the heel of his palm in a thin silver half-line, like ink deciding the body was a reasonable place to file itself.
    “Don’t stare at it,” she said without looking up, because she could feel Malfoy staring.
    “I’m not,” Malfoy replied immediately, which meant he absolutely was.

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    Draco Malfoy stupidly gets bitten and marked by a feral ring, Hermione Granger attempts to fix things with magic, competence and what she thinks is clear language. Draco thinks otherwise. Courtship ensues.

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    15 Feb 2026