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Hell Hounds by Valvopus for Mraowface
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
01 Feb 2022
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Hell Hounds is tiny, just Crowley, Bee, and Newt, a CompSci student that is only passing the course because for some reason the department still accepts handwritten code. Still, Crowley definitely cornered the market on dog grooming for those dogs banned from other establishments. Crowley had a few rules to keep things running, all of which failed to exist when a dishevelled angel appeared and needed some help with a dog. No way that could backfire right?
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Ineffable Acknowledgements by Valvopus
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
17 Sep 2021
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Working out the appropriate acknowledgements in academic work can be difficult. Unless you have a grudge. Then it's war.
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Legally Binding by Valvopus
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
31 Dec 2020
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Aziraphale wakes up and wishes he wasn't naked in a bathtub with Crowley. He really wishes he remembered what happened the previous night. Crowley just wants to fix things and make sure Aziraphale doesn't stop speaking to him again, because they seem to have done something truly stupid.
An accidentally married AU. This fic is mostly set before said marriage. Each chapter is immediate aftermath of waking up married, alongside the backstory of their developing relationship.
Human AU
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Dead Rabbit: Do Not Eat by Mraowface, Valvopus
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
24 Oct 2020
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Aziraphale doesn't want Crowley to be upset that his pet rabbit died. Although why Crowley would have a pet rabbit and completely deny it is a complete mystery.
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Ineffable Therapeutics by Mraowface, Valvopus
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
21 Apr 2020
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Steve wasn't sure why this couple had come to him, he just knew they were the strangest pairing he'd ever seen.
Still, what could possibly go wrong?
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Rook and Lucanis could be lovers, if only Lucanis would stop holding back on account of Spite. Once Rook understands why, they offer a solution to satisfy everyone's needs.
Set vaguely in Act 2 but does not reference main story events. Tags will be added as the fic develops. Explicit rating does not apply to the first chapter (sorry) but to the overall fic.
Bookmarked by Valvopus
04 Dec 2024
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New Approaches by FeralTuxedo
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
12 Dec 2021
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Aziraphale Fell, Professor of Creative Writing at Tadfield University, welcomes the attendees of the First Conference on New Approaches to Genre Fiction. Among them is keynote speaker and best-selling thriller author Anthony J. Crowley. Aziraphale has not seen him for twenty-five years.
Sometimes, he can still feel the ghost of their parting kiss on his lips.Or: Exes reunite at academic conference. A Human University Professor/Author AU.
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- English
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- Chapters:
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18 Dec 2022
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Summer's End by FeralTuxedo
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
25 Nov 2022
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2095. Britain is a post-apocalyptic wasteland ravaged by droughts, the collapse of civilisation, and hordes of the undead. Despite that, Aziraphale’s life is actually pretty good. He has his caravan, his books, and his work, offering his services to the men who stop by Tadfield on their arduous journey north.
One day, a mysterious stranger knocks on his door. Crowley is charming and handsome and he appears to know his way around a vegetable garden. He comes with the tempting offer of a mutually beneficial arrangement. But it’s in Aziraphale’s best interest not to get too attached.A dystopian cottagecore sex worker AU.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 47,342
- Chapters:
- 13/13
- Collections:
- 5
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07 Nov 2022
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Prince Crowley has lived a life of easiness and comfort. When something goes awry on a trip through the country, he'll have to face horrors he's never imagined only to discover everything is not what it seems.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 29,705
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Collections:
- 7
- Comments:
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01 Oct 2022
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The crate arrives on a mild spring’s evening, rough wood tainted copper by the setting sun. It offers no postal address nor any indication as to who has sent it. The small piece of printed paper stapled to the lid only holds two lines.
For Mr A. Z. Fell
Enjoy*
Occultist Aziraphale receives a mysterious gift, a fae bound in iron. During his attempts to learn as much as he can about the creature, his interest might start veering away from the strictly scientific.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 17,058
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Collections:
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- Comments:
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02 Sep 2022