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    How to Inadvertently Woo the Love of Your Life By Being As Irritating As Humanly Possible: An Illustrated Step-By-Step Guide by Nathaniel Wesninski Neil Josten

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    24 Nov 2024

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    Andrew Minyard’s foolproof ten step plan guaranteed to run your enemies out of town forever (results may vary).

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    23 Nov 2024

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    Andrew and Neil don't make sense to the Foxes, so they try to figure them out.

    Five times Neil and Andrew don’t say it and one time they don’t have to
    Or: Andreil, a reaction fic in six scenes

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    22 Nov 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 64

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    Dear McGonagall,
    Fuck you.
    Yours sincerely,
    Andrew Not-A-Witch Minyard

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    In which Andrew's Hogwarts letter finds him four years too late. In which Neil is a work study student manning the owlery. In which shenanigans, hijinks, and magic ensue via letter over the course of a semester.

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    22 Nov 2024

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    “I like you,” Neil mumbled, as soon as they were in the bedroom, as soon as Andrew locked the door, as soon as everything was dark and it was Neil and Andrew and Andrew and Neil and nothing else existed in the universe.

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    Nicky hosts the gang at the Columbia house. Truths are told, chaos ensues, and Andrew and Neil like each other. A lot.

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    22 Nov 2024

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    Andrew always sits across from the same guy in the library. The set-up suits him: they're both night owls, they're both relatively neat, and they both like the quiet. There's absolutely no need for them to get to know each other. This delicate balance shifts, however, when the guy sprains his ankle and Andrew finds himself breaking all his own rules and driving him to the emergency room.

    A wintry college AU featuring all-nighters, homemade sushi, copious amounts of coffee, and many mixed-up feelings.

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    22 Nov 2024

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    Andrew's very specific brand of witch-craft involves enchanting ink to create magical tattoos. Neil Josten has some dark magic scarring he wants covered up.

    Or, Andrew and Renee run a magical tattoo parlour and Neil is Andrew's newest client.

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    22 Nov 2024

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    21 Nov 2024

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    Follow-up to This Roommates Bullshit. Neil has had his epiphany. Now Andrew has to come to some of his own realizations.

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    21 Nov 2024

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    Kevin, Neil, and Allison are grad students, roommates, and obviously best friends. One fortuitous day, Kevin meets a short, knife-wielding blond guy in the library and brings him home to meet the short, knife-wielding redhead he lives with.

    If only Neil knew what having a crush felt like before this happened.

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    21 Nov 2024

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    Everyone on the US national team knows that Andrew Minyard and Neil Josten hate each other, so of course they all think it's hilarious to force them to share a room in the name of 'team harmony' for the entirety of the Exy World Cup.

    An enemies-to-lovers/professional Exy AU

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    20 Nov 2024

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    Busy working on his thesis and waiting tables, Andrew Minyard doesn’t have time to think about boys.

    That doesn’t mean certain boys can’t be distracting, though, and between his cat-sitter who won’t stop flirting with him via post-it note and the new, unforgivably attractive kitchen assistant working at the restaurant, Andrew is very distracted indeed.

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    18 Nov 2024

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    Andrew has no intention of going over to the hot bartender and working out what his deal is. Instead he will just observe his interactions with customers, drink until he feels something, and go home. A perfect Friday night.
    “Andrew hello?"
    Andrew turns an unimpressed look on Roland. “What?”
    “Earth to Andrew,” Roland says with a grin. “We were trying to ask you something. Pretty boy caught your attention?”
    Andrew raises an eyebrow and doesn’t answer.
    Nicky, unfortunately, turns in the direction Andrew was staring. “Oh shit! The bartender? Honey.”
    Aaron stands from the table abruptly and leaves. Good. No one invited him in the first place. Andrew says this out loud and Kevin says, “No, I did.”
    Andrew narrows his eyes at him. “I thought we had an agreement, Kevin.”
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    in which andrew does not go over to the hot bartender and his friends are the worst

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    17 Nov 2024

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    Neil had seen the guy around campus a few times. It was hard not to. The exy team stood out. Or those three did, anyway. The twins with their shock-white blond hair and perpetual resting bastard face, and Kevin Day, the number 2 arrogantly tattooed on a high cheekbone, flanked as usual by at least one of the twins.
    And Neil knew their reputation. It’s why he stayed away.
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    or, neil gets a new job at the coffee shop opposite campus and guess which asshole is a regular

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    16 Nov 2024

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    "Grief is like an earthquake. The first one hits you and the world falls apart. Even after you put the world together again there are aftershocks, and you never really know when those will come." - unknown

    Or, a story following episode 1x10 of Eyewitness, detailing the repercussions of Lukas and Philip's trauma.

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    16 Nov 2024

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    Jean asks for a favor. Neil finds himself at the center of a territorial squabble. It's him. He's the territory.

    “But why me?”

    “You are my only good option. Aaron is straight. Andrew is rabid. Allison and Seth are on and off so often it’s impossible to keep track. Dan and Matt are a couple and getting them both to agree to pretend to date me would be harder. Renee doesn’t like men. Katelyn is lovely but Aaron would be angry. I don’t know which of the others started or stopped dating over the summer. That leaves you."

    “What about Kevin?”

    Jean scoffs. “You cannot be serious.”

    “He’s…” What is Kevin? Not any better at telling Riko ‘no’ than Jean is, and, subsequently, probably not great at lying to him. Also, is it really believable that Kevin would jeopardize the team and their athletic careers by shitting where he eats? Probably not. Kevin’s amended hierarchy of needs just has the word EXY at the base. Somewhere far above that are pedestrian concerns like ‘food’ and ‘water’ and ‘shelter.’

    “Taller,” Neil finishes lamely. “He’s taller.”

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    15 Nov 2024

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    A picture of a boy is on the table, attached to one of the pen pal cards. Lukas feels his heart sink when he sees him, an ache stirring in his stomach that’s both foreign and familiar. Lukas reaches down and picks up the card and the picture with it. It’s definitely one the boy took of himself. He has big brown eyes, wavy chestnut hair, the tiniest smile on his lips. And those lips. Lukas knows he’s staring down at the paper in his hand like he’s lost all motor functions, his mouth hanging open and his eyes wide. He looks away from the boy’s face briefly to the information printed on the card, and sees that his name is Philip Shea.

    Philip Shea. Lukas whispers the name, feels the curve of it on his tongue.

    Philip Shea is the most beautiful, heavenly looking person Lukas has ever seen.

    (An AU where Lukas and Philip meet and fall in love as penpals.)

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    14 Nov 2024

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    12 Nov 2024

  19. Public Bookmark 75

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    a final addition to the end of the show. some talk about Anne Shea, but mostly just smut.

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    12 Nov 2024

  20. Public Bookmark 69

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    “Need,” Lukas gasps.

    Philip loves reducing him to this. “What do you need?” Philip asks, pressing a quick kiss to Lukas’s lax lips.

    “You,” Lukas breathes. “Fuck, I—God, you feel—”

    Philip smiles and Lukas laughs, a flood of color rushing into his face. Philip kisses Lukas’s cheek, feels Lukas lean in to him. It’s sweet, tender, and for a moment it’s like everything is normal. Like this is them, every day, in a relationship. Safe and content. Philip kisses his cheek again and tries to chase that feeling.

    Lukas sighs and it sounds so wistful. “How do we do this?” he whispers, like he’s in class or in church, and a ripple runs through Philip’s body. Every position in the history of time flashes through his brain and he eliminates most of them, considering Lukas’s current situation. He’s gonna ride him. That’s how this will be best, this first time.

    First time.

    (my envisioning of the remainder of the motel scene in episode ten)

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    12 Nov 2024

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