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    Holly Potter and the Midlife Crisis by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)  

    16 Sep 2020

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    “The first group I sent over made the Avengers uncomfortable by thanking them constantly and asking for autographs. The next group stole things to sell on ebay. The group after that didn’t even get through the front door because Stark’s security system found something in their background that we missed. The fourth group left traumatized after cleaning out Thor’s room, apparently the god had some beheaded poultry dripping blood into a bowl in there. Then after that every group I’ve left hasn’t lasted more than three days because of some problem or another. I’m pretty sure one of those assholes has made it a game to scare my workers away.”

    “I don’t think you’re supposed to call the heroes of New York assholes.”

    Or, cleaning up after the Avengers involves more than just getting blood stains out of the carpet and most of them can't take the heat. Thankfully the Savior of the Wizarding has spent the last decade cleaning up after Death Eaters, so she's up to the task. Nothing, not pranks, bird corpses, or unidentified slime will keep her from cleaning up.

    This Fic is now complete!

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    28 Oct 2025

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    Tony's Teens Taunt and Terrify Terrorists by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies)  

    08 Apr 2023

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    The teenage sorcerers are very busy; taunting terrorists, scandalising the media, bonding with their father and his children borne of his genius, traversing the realms, and ‘inadvertently’ ending a few feuds.

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    Billionaire Playboy Tony Stark’s Teenage Heirs Befriend Aliens by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Thor (Movies), Norse Religion & Lore  

    11 Dec 2022

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    Alternative title: Trips Beyond Midgardr
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    5 times Tony’s sorcerer children were on Asgard and 1 time they were on Jotunheimr (and no longer only Tony’s sorcerer children)

    addendum: now also featuring visits to Muspelheim and a very chaotic, probably-a-bad-idea side trip to Helheim

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    26 Oct 2025

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    Local Superhero Announces Secret Children, No One Surprised by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Norse Religion & Lore  

    06 Apr 2022

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    - well, certain spy organisations are surprised he hid them so well.

    Tony announces his teenage children, it goes about as well as you imagine.

    (picks up immediately from part 1 of the series)

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    family is more than just blood, but it helps by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types  

    04 Apr 2022

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    Intoxicated on palladium and alcohol he absolutely should not be drinking Tony allows two teenagers who ask to be his children to take some of his blood because he’s dying anyway so why not take a foray into the occult? Except he doesn’t die and a few months later the kids he thought he dreamt up are in his living room scolding him about his decisions and healing the god of mischief of his well-deserved injuries.

    Or, how Tony accidentally acquires two teenaged sorcerers as children and they decide to keep him.

    Or, sometimes blood family is just a chosen family you took blood from.

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    26 Oct 2025