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    Pat volunteers to be sacrificed to the dragon. Which ends up not going quite as he'd expected.

    Language:
    English
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    908
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    14
    Hits:
    140
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    Jamie's been acting weirdly - well, more weirdly than usual - and Roy is getting fed up with it. What's his problem?

    It turns out Jamie's problem is that he wants something from Roy. And it's something Roy is only too happy to give him.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,312
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    103
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1,018
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    Summary

    After the punch, after the doors shut, nobody knows what to do.

    Roy does.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Kudos:
    26
    Hits:
    588
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    Summary

    Roy's old football injury is acting up, and he's having a pretty miserable time of running his flower shop. He could really do with hiring an assistant.

    Jamie, across the road, is having a pretty miserable time of working in his dad's tattoo parlour. He could really do with getting a new job.

    If only there were a way to solve both their problems...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,000
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    169
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1,168
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    Roy decides it's a good idea to piss his parents off by bringing a bloke home to meet them. And he chooses Jamie for the job. For no particular reason.

    Jamie reckons he's got a pretty good idea what the reason is.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,614
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    213
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1,280
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    Summary

    In a world where magic and curses are real, Pat takes refuge in a castle in the middle of the forest.

    He's only looking for a safe place to spend the night. But he ends up finding a lot more than he'd expected.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,861
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    274
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    Jamie would like Roy to be a bit rougher with him. But it's much easier to give Roy hints than to actually talk to him about it.

    Easier for him. Perhaps not easier for Roy.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,918
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    221
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    2,129
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    Summary

    It's a lovely time of year, winter. Perfect for doing something a little bit special.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,957
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    27
    Hits:
    133
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    Summary

    The Captain trusts Pat completely. Too completely, sometimes. It's becoming a little bit difficult for him to suspend his disbelief, when Pat is trying to scare him during a scene.

    It's possible it might be time to bring someone on board who the Captain doesn't trust quite so much.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,461
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    23
    Hits:
    255
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    Summary

    It's always there, the shame. It's the Captain's constant companion.

    Until one day it isn't.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    550
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    17
    Hits:
    101
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    Summary

    The Captain and Pat used to date, a long time ago. When they cross paths again, will the spark still be there?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,843
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    23
    Hits:
    104
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    Summary

    Five times the Captain and Pat flirt with each other very subtly, and one time somebody asks if they're together.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    612
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    29
    Hits:
    158
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    Summary

    The 'coffee table' in the advert is wildly impractical for use as an actual coffee table, on account of the fact that it has bars on all four sides and is big enough to comfortably fit a grown man.

    The Captain buys it immediately. And then Pat invites some friends round to watch him use it.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,908
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    24
    Hits:
    213
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    Summary

    The problem with swapping clothes is that the ghosts can't move too far away from each other, otherwise their outfits will reset.

    Well, it seems like a problem to Pat, when he wants to have some alone time with the Captain while wearing Kitty's dress. From Kitty's point of view, it doesn't seem like quite so much of a problem.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,279
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    25
    Hits:
    156
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    Summary

    The Captain thinks bottoming isn't for him. But he's more than happy for Pat to have a go at changing his mind.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,800
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    362
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    Summary

    The Captain visits his local café one day hoping to get a nice cup of tea.

    He doesn't find exactly what he's looking for, but he can't bring himself to mind too much.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,100
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    431
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    Summary

    Alison explains to the ghosts what 'sucked off' actually means.

    The Captain finds himself intrigued.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,275
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    358
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    Summary

    Sex with Pat is always very nice. But there's something new the Captain would like to try.

    And Pat is more than happy to oblige.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,145
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    379
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    Summary

    It's not exactly a traditional start to a relationship. But if the Captain likes it when Pat buys him things, and if Pat likes buying the Captain things, then who's to say they can't lean into that a little bit?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,497
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    663
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    Summary

    The Captain isn't really anything to Daley. He's just Pat's roommate, after all.

    Daley doesn't necessarily agree with this assessment.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,000
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    122

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