WhatIsAir
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i'll never forget the way you look tonight by WhatIsAir
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, X-Men - All Media Types
10 Oct 2024
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The true test of Wade’s patience comes when Logan tries Japanese white peaches. By this point, Logan likes to think himself something of a peach connoisseur. Fresh, processed, juiced, grilled – you name it, he’s tried them all. But that all pales in comparison to the first succulent bite of Japanese peach he brings to his lips.
“Mmph,” he moans. The bite he took was slightly too ambitious; there’s juice trickling from the corner of his mouth and running down into his beard. He catches it with a finger which he sucks into his mouth, determined not to waste a single drop of the honeyed nectar.
“Y’know, most people put up paywalls around shows like this,” Wade comments, leering at him from where he’s sat across their kitchen table, eating a breakfast burrito.
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In which Logan discovers peaches exist in this universe, and he becomes a little obsessed.Series
- Part 5 of poolverine short 'n sweet mixtape
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cause you're my lady, i'm your fool by WhatIsAir
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, X-Men - All Media Types
21 Sep 2024
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“Unclench your cinnamon ring, peanut,” Wade grins. “Ugh, it’s like I can feel your emotional constipation in my skull. You should really get a colonoscopy. But like, for the mind. Is that just a lobotomy?”
“You’re not worried this is gonna be a problem?” Logan frowns.
“Why would it be a problem?” Wade says, a shadow of something passing his face as, for the second time since the start of their acquaintance, he looks discomfited. “You read my mind, I read yours, we don’t talk about it. How’s that sound?”
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In which the Time Ripper explosion forms a psychic link between Wade and Logan, and they still somehow avoid talking about their feelings.
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- Part 6 of poolverine classic mixtape
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all i can breathe is your life by WhatIsAir
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, X-Men - All Media Types
11 Sep 2024
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“What the fuck is this?” Logan marches out of the bedroom, gesturing at the cropped Hello Kitty tee and too-tight Abercrombie sweatpants that cling uncomfortably to his thighs.
“Fashion, baby! As nature intended,” Wade grins skeezily, raking an eye up and down Logan’s body, zeroing in on his waistband. “You wore the matching ‘Kitty underwear too?
“Fuck off. Don’t you have any clothes which will actually fit?”
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In which Wade lends Logan his clothes, and Logan secretly enjoys it a little too much.Series
- Part 4 of poolverine short 'n sweet mixtape
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no strings to bind your hands by WhatIsAir
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, X-Men - All Media Types
08 Sep 2024
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“Oh, I’m sorry,” Wade snaps, rounding the table to jab a finger into Logan’s chest. “Was I meant to pretend it’s perfectly fine that you’re running around regularly getting the shit beaten out of you for a few grand?”
“You followed me!”
“You came home last week covered in blood!”
“You come back from work covered in blood every day!”
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In which Logan makes rent through cage fights, and Wade thinks his talents would be much better spent joining the X-men.
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- Part 4 of poolverine classic mixtape
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cause you were all yellow by WhatIsAir
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, X-Men - All Media Types, Wolverine (Movies)
02 Sep 2024
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“Fuck, I think I almost creamed my pants,” Wade gasps, tracing a finger through the wetness between Logan's thighs. “No needle-dick and a Wolverpussy? Someone’s got the best of both worlds. Wait, where do you pee?”
“Shut the fuck up, asshole.” Logan rolls his eyes, his annoyance dissipating the next second when Wade pulls him back down for a kiss at the same time he pushes two fingers into Logan’s cunt.
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In which they resolve the tension from the Honda Odyssey fight.Series
- Part 3 of poolverine short 'n sweet mixtape
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poolverine short 'n sweet mixtape by WhatIsAir
Fandom Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Wolverine (Movies), X-Men - All Media Types
10 Oct 2024
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if you can't already tell, Iris has a chokehold on me; absolutely diabolical inclusion to the movie soundtrack in my opinion.
soundtrack:
1. iris (the goo goo dolls)
2. make me lose control (eric carmen)
3. yellow (coldplay)
4. iris (the goo goo dolls) again
5. lady in red (chris de burgh)i hope you enjoy these collated poolverine shorts, which i have for the most part kept short and sweet. for enjoyers of something with a modicum of plot thrown in, let me redirect you to poolverine classic mixtape instead <3
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poolverine classic mixtape by WhatIsAir
Fandom Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Wolverine (Movies), X-Men - All Media Types
21 Sep 2024
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they're all standalone poolverine stories that were living in my head rent free.
soundtrack:
1. alley rose (conan gray)
2. i'm with you (avril lavigne)
3. memories (conan gray)
4. angel of the morning (merrilee rush & the turnabouts)
5. iris (the goo goo dolls)
6. wake me up before you go-go (wham!)for enjoyers of pure, brain-rotting fluff (maybe with a sprinkling of smut), allow me to redirect you to poolverine short 'n sweet mixtape <3
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bug like an angel by nicodiangelol
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Wolverine (Movies), X-Men - All Media Types
14 Aug 2024
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The battle is over and yet, the voices in Logan's head never seem to quiet down. Maybe, if he searches at the bottoms of enough bottles, he can make them stop. Just for a little while. If he was left to his own devices, he would spend all his time in that drunken haze, refusing to sober up and face reality.
Enter Wade Wilson, stage left.
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- Part 1 of bug like an angel
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10 Sep 2024
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(the time to watch the beast the best is when it's) purring at your side by Edgebug
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types
15 Aug 2024
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The first time he hears it is actually in that goddamned Honda Odyssey.
He's got Logan on his back, his blood is dripping into Logan's mouth, and the maniac grins, this ferocious, alight sort of smile, and right before Wade gets shot straight through the roof of the van, he swears that he can hear a low, steady rumble somewhere under all the wet sounds of blood-soaked breaths and angered growls.
Since people don't purr, he's actually pretty sure it's a rattling wheeze; a horrible wet asthmatic sound because Wade has a knife in his lung, but that doesn't mean he's not going to be an asshole about it.
"Aw, listen to that, is kitty purring?" Wade jeers, twisting his knife in Logan's chest. "Kitty's happy to get put in his place?"
(In which people from Logan's universe have some interesting traits.)
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06 Sep 2024
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your fool in this game for two by abillionstars
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, X-Men - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool (Movieverse)
04 Aug 2024
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“Have you ever lived with anyone before?”
At Wade’s question, Logan pauses to think. Scratches his balls for a second, and says, “I lived at Xavier’s school for a while, before I left. Lived in a clapboard boarding house about seventy years back. A couple of times, I slept in a park with other people nearby. Do those count?”
“That was a rhetorical question,” says Wade. “Some might even call it an accusatory one. Mostly because—dude. I’m a fucking mess. But you’re even worse.”
(two loser loners, falling in love.)
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05 Sep 2024
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“Can dogs smell heartbreak?” Wade asks him one night, holding Dogpool in his lap, looking curiously down at her.
Probably, Logan wants to answer. Because I can.
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29 Aug 2024
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make that pullout game weak by some_stars
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Wolverine (Movies), X-Men (Movieverse)
21 Aug 2024
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"Come on, why are you doubting my willingness to give you all the backshots your fuckable little heart desires? I spent three years in a committed relationship with a woman whose libido could best be described as 'wildly OP,' and it wasn't all pegging and pussy-munching."
"That's not the same thing," Logan says.
"Well, through the magic of pansexuality, it is for me," Wade says. "You can be my babygirl anytime."
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28 Aug 2024