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i'll never forget the way you look tonight by WhatIsAir
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, X-Men - All Media Types
10 Oct 2024
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The true test of Wade’s patience comes when Logan tries Japanese white peaches. By this point, Logan likes to think himself something of a peach connoisseur. Fresh, processed, juiced, grilled – you name it, he’s tried them all. But that all pales in comparison to the first succulent bite of Japanese peach he brings to his lips.
“Mmph,” he moans. The bite he took was slightly too ambitious; there’s juice trickling from the corner of his mouth and running down into his beard. He catches it with a finger which he sucks into his mouth, determined not to waste a single drop of the honeyed nectar.
“Y’know, most people put up paywalls around shows like this,” Wade comments, leering at him from where he’s sat across their kitchen table, eating a breakfast burrito.
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In which Logan discovers peaches exist in this universe, and he becomes a little obsessed.Series
- Part 5 of poolverine short 'n sweet mixtape
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cause you're my lady, i'm your fool by WhatIsAir
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, X-Men - All Media Types
21 Sep 2024
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“Unclench your cinnamon ring, peanut,” Wade grins. “Ugh, it’s like I can feel your emotional constipation in my skull. You should really get a colonoscopy. But like, for the mind. Is that just a lobotomy?”
“You’re not worried this is gonna be a problem?” Logan frowns.
“Why would it be a problem?” Wade says, a shadow of something passing his face as, for the second time since the start of their acquaintance, he looks discomfited. “You read my mind, I read yours, we don’t talk about it. How’s that sound?”
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In which the Time Ripper explosion forms a psychic link between Wade and Logan, and they still somehow avoid talking about their feelings.
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- Part 6 of poolverine classic mixtape
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all i can breathe is your life by WhatIsAir
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, X-Men - All Media Types
11 Sep 2024
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“What the fuck is this?” Logan marches out of the bedroom, gesturing at the cropped Hello Kitty tee and too-tight Abercrombie sweatpants that cling uncomfortably to his thighs.
“Fashion, baby! As nature intended,” Wade grins skeezily, raking an eye up and down Logan’s body, zeroing in on his waistband. “You wore the matching ‘Kitty underwear too?
“Fuck off. Don’t you have any clothes which will actually fit?”
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In which Wade lends Logan his clothes, and Logan secretly enjoys it a little too much.Series
- Part 4 of poolverine short 'n sweet mixtape
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no strings to bind your hands by WhatIsAir
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, X-Men - All Media Types
08 Sep 2024
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“Oh, I’m sorry,” Wade snaps, rounding the table to jab a finger into Logan’s chest. “Was I meant to pretend it’s perfectly fine that you’re running around regularly getting the shit beaten out of you for a few grand?”
“You followed me!”
“You came home last week covered in blood!”
“You come back from work covered in blood every day!”
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In which Logan makes rent through cage fights, and Wade thinks his talents would be much better spent joining the X-men.
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- Part 4 of poolverine classic mixtape
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cause you were all yellow by WhatIsAir
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, X-Men - All Media Types, Wolverine (Movies)
02 Sep 2024
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“Fuck, I think I almost creamed my pants,” Wade gasps, tracing a finger through the wetness between Logan's thighs. “No needle-dick and a Wolverpussy? Someone’s got the best of both worlds. Wait, where do you pee?”
“Shut the fuck up, asshole.” Logan rolls his eyes, his annoyance dissipating the next second when Wade pulls him back down for a kiss at the same time he pushes two fingers into Logan’s cunt.
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In which they resolve the tension from the Honda Odyssey fight.Series
- Part 3 of poolverine short 'n sweet mixtape
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i wish that you would stay (in my memories) by WhatIsAir
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, X-Men - All Media Types, Wolverine (Movies)
31 Aug 2024
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“Easy there, sugar,” Wade grins, pressing the phone to his ear and pushing his sweatpants down past his thighs too. Because he and Logan are so in sync with each other. “I’m not the one who answered the phone call from their ex halfway through jacking off.”
“I hate you,” Logan says, voice tapering out on a soft sigh, which Wade takes to mean Logan’s resumed touching himself.
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In which Wade and Logan break up but can’t quite seem to break things off entirely.Series
- Part 3 of poolverine classic mixtape
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take me by the hand, take me somewhere new by WhatIsAir
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, X-Men - All Media Types, Wolverine (Movies)
26 Aug 2024
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“Hi, sleeping beauty,” the masked man says. “Miss me?”
“Uh–” Logan (as he presumes he must be called) says. His head is swimming. “I don’t–”
“Oh, I can’t wait to see that son of a bitch Paradox’s face when he finds out we’re alive!” his companion says, clapping gloved hands together.
Logan can now see that the man is attired head-to-toe in a skintight red and black fighting suit that shows off his lean musculature. There’s two pistols holstered on the thighs Logan’s gaze lingers a beat too long on, and two swords are strapped in an ‘X’ across the man’s back.
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In which Logan wakes up after the explosion with no memory of who he is, assumes he and Wade are dating, and just rolls with it.Series
- Part 2 of poolverine classic mixtape
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fever's high with the lights down low by WhatIsAir
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, X-Men - All Media Types, Wolverine (Movies)
23 Aug 2024
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Wade wolf whistles, raking an appreciative eye down Logan’s bare chest. “Give us a spin, sugar. Whoo, it’s like I got front row seats to Magic Mike. Wish I had some singles on me.”
Logan doesn’t answer as he settles down on the bed, turning to face a Wade that has gone very, very still.
“What are you doing,” Wade says quietly.
“Trying something,” Logan says, just as quietly, and kisses him.
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Logan learns there are some things that can actually shut Wade Wilson up.Series
- Part 2 of poolverine short 'n sweet mixtape
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i swore hands were made for fighting by WhatIsAir
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, X-Men - All Media Types, Wolverine (Movies)
20 Aug 2024
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Logan squints harder at him. “How the fuck was I supposed to know we’re dating?”
“I asked you to move in with me, dumbass!” Wade says, voice rising out of sheer frustration. He feels the eyes of the other patrons on him but he doesn’t care. “We sleep in the same bed! My tongue was in your ass this morning!”
“…I guess when you say it like that.”
In which they fuck in the Honda Odyssey, and keep fucking afterwards, and Logan assumes that it’s all very casual. Wade thinks they’re dating.
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- Part 1 of poolverine classic mixtape
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you bleed just to know you're alive by WhatIsAir
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, X-Men - All Media Types, Wolverine (Movies)
17 Aug 2024
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Logan wakes with a shout, yanked violently from Nagasaki, and puts his claws through the pillow next to him.
“Jesus fucking Christ on a pogo stick!” The pillow yelps.
Logan looks down at where his claws are embedded into Wade’s side.
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In which Logan has a nightmare and Wade is there to help.Series
- Part 1 of poolverine short 'n sweet mixtape
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you’re the closest to heaven that i’ll ever be by WhatIsAir
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men - All Media Types, Wolverine (Movies)
14 Aug 2024
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“Ohmygod, it’s happening,” Wade finally breaks the kiss to say, “The Wolverine’s gonna take my virginity on the floor!”
Logan laughs, resting his forehead on Wade’s chest, breathless, light-headed, and for once not annoyed at Wade’s mouth. Actually, on second thoughts, the light-headedness seems suspicious.
“Bub, d’you mind–” he gestures at the katanas skewering his sides.
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In which one emotionally constipated Wolverine tries his hand at wooing Wade Wilson.Series
- Part 5 of poolverine classic mixtape
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Aang leans in, eyes wide as he stage-whispers, “Sifu Hotman’s annoyed because his bending’s having some – uh, performance issues.”
“This – is – not – an – issue!” Zuko shouts across the courtyard. The small flame he manages to produce flickers and sputters out.
Sokka snorts, unable to contain himself. “That all you got, Your Majesty? What, is your firebending constipated or something?”
OR: 5 times Zuko didn't notice Sokka was maybe too interested in his firebending, and 1 time he did.
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Need a Little Sweetness (In My Life) by WhatIsAir for toffeelemon
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
18 Dec 2020
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The telltale clang of a cup being set rather forcefully into its saucer from behind has John glancing round.
“The coffee’s unbearably bitter," one of the regulars - Sherlock - snaps, "I asked for a cappuccino, not death by espresso.”
John frowns. “Sir, this is how we make cappuccino here. Perhaps if you tried adding sugar?”
The baleful glare he receives from Sherlock could've withered plants.
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"Yoohoo!" Mrs Hudson bustles in with tea. Then - "Oh! Sorry to interrupt, boys. I'll let you get on."
They both abruptly become aware of the rather precarious situation they're in: Sherlock, backed up against the sofa and John, pressed against Sherlock's front with his wrists held hostage by the detective.
"Now Mrs Turner'll definitely start talking to her married ones," Sherlock groans, releasing his hold on John.
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Lucifer stares at the assorted guns on the table. "When exactly did we acquire so many firearms?"
Maze levels a steely look at him. "Ever since your immortal ass started looking a lot less immortal."
He places a hand over his heart. "Didn't know you cared, Maze. And tell me, what's my ass looking like now?"
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Through the Ages (You Don't Change) by WhatIsAir
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies)
27 May 2016
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“We’ve only just met and you’re already proposing elopement?” Steve asks, but he doesn't sound surprised.
“Uh,” James says, stalling. “Too soon?”
"No," comes the answer, and James' heart swells.
OR: In which the universe keeps tearing them apart, and they struggle to find their place (and each other) in it.
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Not An Apple Pie Life Without You by WhatIsAir
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies)
13 May 2016
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“We’re running out of time,” Steve says. Barnes’ hand hovers over Steve’s onion rings. “James, eat your own goddamn fries.”
“Yours are better,” Barnes mutters mulishly, but he retracts his hand and goes back to picking at his own food instead. (Sam absolutely refuses to find it cute.)
-CIVIL WAR SPOILERS DON'T READ IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIE-
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Ain't No Homecoming Without You by WhatIsAir
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies)
30 Apr 2016
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Wilson finds them in curled together on the cot they're sharing. “Time to go. And just FYI, you two,” he says, “There’s another mattress over there.”
Bucky looks over to find Steve flushing to the roots of his hair. “Uh,” the embodiment of American justice, patriotism and liberty says, “It was cold last night.”
-SPOILER ALERT: DON'T READ IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN CIVIL WAR THIS AIN'T A DRILL-
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Only Your Warmth (Can Erase My Chill) by WhatIsAir
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies)
20 Apr 2016
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Bucky presses the bell, and when the door opens he blinks because fuck, how could he’ve forgotten that the guy was cute? Blond hair, eyes bluer than the Mediterranean in the summer, and a shoulder-waist ratio to die for. He’s wearing an apron that has 'Finger-lickin’ Good!' splashed across the front, and Bucky couldn’t agree more.
“I, um. I’m out of eggs,” is the excuse Bucky’s mind comes up with, “Could I borrow some?”
“Yeah, sure, come in,” Hot Neighbour says, and Bucky rewards himself with a mental high-five.
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Future's Bright But Baby, You're Brighter by WhatIsAir
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies)
16 Apr 2016
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The Soldier drains approximately half of Sam’s double-whipped cream mocha frappuccino. Sam says, “You know, he’d worry a lot less if he could see how you’re doing, James – can I call you James?”
It’s just a small tilt of James’ head, but it feels like a victory nonetheless. Sam sighs and heads over to the counter to order himself a new coffee and cheesecake.
Honestly, the things he does for Steve’s undead friends.