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And Gáe Bolg Makes Three by WhatTheDog
Fandoms: Fate/Grand Order, Fate/stay night & Related Fandoms, Fate/stay night - All Media Types
27 Apr 2021
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All of Chaldea thought they were an odd couple. Which, granted, they were. But that didn't change the fact that they were still a couple, through and through.
A collection of Diarmuid/Cú Alter drabbles. Tags will get updated as I post more chapters, and ratings for each drabble will be listed in the chapter title (some SFW and some NSFW).
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For Malcolm Sanders, life has been fairly predictable. He's been in high school long enough to know the ins and outs, that he isn't popular and loneliness is an unfortunate constant. Things take a turn for the weird, however, after his only friend, a foul-mouthed boy by the name of Curtis, gets splashed with a mysterious compound. Days later, he transforms into a completely new person—much to his elation and Malcolm's apprehension—and leaves the whole school scratching their heads. But as the changes spiral out of control, curiosity morphs into horror when disaster strikes, plunging the entire town in danger. With the help of some newfound allies, it's up to Malcolm to put a stop to it and find the courage to finally stand up for himself.
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- Part 1 of Take the Bone Away
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This is How You Lose the Grail War by WhatTheDog
Fandoms: Fate/stay night & Related Fandoms, Fate/Grand Order, Fate/Apocrypha, Fate/stay night - All Media Types
07 Dec 2020
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And in the end, it was the simple truth Diarmuid had always known: fate was simply too cruel. Perhaps in another circumstance—another life—their love would have been possible. But in this one, this war, they are servants, bound to their master and the uncaring machinations of the universe. Any hope for a future was nothing but foolish.
He can only pray when the time comes that he is the first to fall. As selfish as it is, he does not wish to live with the memory of Cú's blood on his hands.
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Dear Diary by WhatTheDog
Fandoms: Fate/Grand Order, Fate/stay night & Related Fandoms, Fate/stay night - All Media Types
28 Mar 2020
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Hello Diary,
According to your cover, the common way to address an item such as yourself is with the greeting of “dear.” However, considering we have just met, I am not sure I feel comfortable referring to you so casually, so until we are better acquainted, I shall start with the always popular “hello.”In a series of diary entries, Diarmuid chronicles his tortuous descent into earthshattering horniness for local berserker, Cú Alter.
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It had always seemed like a cruel joke from the universe that Malcolm had been born on Valentine’s Day. Every year it served as reminder of how unpopular and unwanted he was, his classmates muttering out some half-hearted “Happy Birthday” before handing Valentine’s cards to everyone but him. No matter what, Malcolm had never looked forward to the annual 24-hour period, and he had long accepted that he probably never would.
But that was before he had friends. And Brad. Maybe this year would be different. Maybe this year he would have a good day.
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- Part 3 of Take the Bone Away
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Shadow on the Wall by HouseofPurple
Fandoms: Fate/Grand Order, Fate/stay night & Related Fandoms
13 Mar 2022
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"At first, he’d only felt a little empty, finding the hollow spot in his life that shouldn’t have been there easy enough to ignore. But that hollow spot was starting to ache now, rot seeping into it and spreading out from his heart to the rest of his body."
Cu isn't always the best with words, and since Diarmuid's better at bottling up his feelings than expressing them, misunderstandings are bound to arise. Fortunately, Cu turns out to be more perceptive than Diarmuid gives him credit for.
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Breathe by HeavenElizabethLeigh
Fandoms: Fate/Grand Order, Fate/stay night & Related Fandoms, fate - Fandom
09 Jun 2024
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As an old enemy is summoned, Cara and Niamh are forced to tie any loose ends they have left behind. Taunting memories buried deep reemerge as they push boundaries between the sisters and their beliefs. A tumultuous journey begins as they attempt to unravel the workings of the hound who tried to kill them. And yet, one sister finds herself drawn to his complexity.
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Explosions, Experiments, and E-Ranked Luck by DraketheDragon
Fandoms: Fate/Zero, Fate/stay night & Related Fandoms, Fate/Apocrypha
08 Apr 2026
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Diarmuid Ua Duibhne’s first real, definite sensation was the cool air on his skin and the chill of the stone floor he was on. Even before fully materializing, he was kneeling before his master. Before his lord. His first breaths were used to speak his first words. “I am Diarmuid Ua Duibhne, Knight of Fianna, also known as Diarmuid of the Love Spot. I ask you, are you my master?”
The man in front of him was middle aged, balding, cold eyed, and was in what looked to be an expensive suit. The command seals on his hand were blood red, violently obvious against his pale skin. He straightened, smiling, and said “You may rise, Knight of Fianna. I am Lord Alexander Humphrey, and I am your master.”
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The Fire In Your Chest by tartaeya
Fandoms: Fate/Grand Order, Fate/stay night & Related Fandoms
23 Aug 2022
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The King of Dragons seeks a mate. In a footnote of a letter, a king jokingly suggests he marries his belligerent son. Tired of being at the top of the world and wishing to be challenged, Arthur accepts.
He easily gets more than he bargained for.
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'Gilgamesh' is the code name for a thief who believes all of the world's treasures belong to him and is accordingly taking them back. Arthur Pendragon is the head officer on his case, sworn to capture him at all costs. The only thing is, jewels and gold aren't the only things Gilgamesh wants to steal and Arthur finds Gilgamesh occupying his mind in more ways than one.