9 Works by WhatTheDog
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And Gáe Bolg Makes Three by WhatTheDog
Fandoms: Fate/Grand Order, Fate/stay night & Related Fandoms, Fate/stay night - All Media Types
27 Apr 2021
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All of Chaldea thought they were an odd couple. Which, granted, they were. But that didn't change the fact that they were still a couple, through and through.
A collection of Diarmuid/Cú Alter drabbles. Tags will get updated as I post more chapters, and ratings for each drabble will be listed in the chapter title (some SFW and some NSFW).
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For Malcolm Sanders, life has been fairly predictable. He's been in high school long enough to know the ins and outs, that he isn't popular and loneliness is an unfortunate constant. Things take a turn for the weird, however, after his only friend, a foul-mouthed boy by the name of Curtis, gets splashed with a mysterious compound. Days later, he transforms into a completely new person—much to his elation and Malcolm's apprehension—and leaves the whole school scratching their heads. But as the changes spiral out of control, curiosity morphs into horror when disaster strikes, plunging the entire town in danger. With the help of some newfound allies, it's up to Malcolm to put a stop to it and find the courage to finally stand up for himself.
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- Part 1 of Take the Bone Away
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This is How You Lose the Grail War by WhatTheDog
Fandoms: Fate/stay night & Related Fandoms, Fate/Grand Order, Fate/Apocrypha, Fate/stay night - All Media Types
07 Dec 2020
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And in the end, it was the simple truth Diarmuid had always known: fate was simply too cruel. Perhaps in another circumstance—another life—their love would have been possible. But in this one, this war, they are servants, bound to their master and the uncaring machinations of the universe. Any hope for a future was nothing but foolish.
He can only pray when the time comes that he is the first to fall. As selfish as it is, he does not wish to live with the memory of Cú's blood on his hands.
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Dear Diary by WhatTheDog
Fandoms: Fate/Grand Order, Fate/stay night & Related Fandoms, Fate/stay night - All Media Types
28 Mar 2020
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Hello Diary,
According to your cover, the common way to address an item such as yourself is with the greeting of “dear.” However, considering we have just met, I am not sure I feel comfortable referring to you so casually, so until we are better acquainted, I shall start with the always popular “hello.”In a series of diary entries, Diarmuid chronicles his tortuous descent into earthshattering horniness for local berserker, Cú Alter.
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It had always seemed like a cruel joke from the universe that Malcolm had been born on Valentine’s Day. Every year it served as reminder of how unpopular and unwanted he was, his classmates muttering out some half-hearted “Happy Birthday” before handing Valentine’s cards to everyone but him. No matter what, Malcolm had never looked forward to the annual 24-hour period, and he had long accepted that he probably never would.
But that was before he had friends. And Brad. Maybe this year would be different. Maybe this year he would have a good day.
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- Part 3 of Take the Bone Away
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Touted as the spiciest thing in all of Wesley, the Atomic Burrito reigned supreme. Patrons from far and wide (okay, maybe just the surrounding towns) heard of its malevolent heat and unbeatable record. Many a poor soul tried—and failed—to conquer it. But only one will truly be brave enough to endure its wrath and emerge victorious.
...or at least that was the plan.
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- Part 2 of Take the Bone Away
- Language:
- English
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- Kudos:
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Serving the Mad King by WhatTheDog
Fandoms: Fate/Grand Order, Fate/stay night & Related Fandoms, Fate/stay night - All Media Types
16 Jun 2019
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With his E-rank luck, Diarmuid never entertained the possibility he'd catch Cú Alter's eye. But somehow he did, and he wouldn't trade the world for anything else.
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Fading Light by WhatTheDog
Fandoms: Fate/Grand Order, Fate/stay night & Related Fandoms, Fate/stay night - All Media Types
26 Jan 2019
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In the wake of a shooting star, the young Cú Chulainn once made a wish. For Alter, it never came true. Born from corruption and designed for bloodshed, he shoulders his purpose without resentment. Monsters do not question their nature. He accepted this long ago.
He did not anticipate the day Diarmuid ua Duibhne would tumble into his life and refuse to leave.
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Four Kisses from Cú by WhatTheDog
Fandoms: Fate/Grand Order, Fate/stay night & Related Fandoms, Fate/stay night - All Media Types
20 Jan 2019
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The challenge was simple: the first one to kiss all four Cús before midnight on New Year's Eve got to keep a magical blue gem. The only problem? Cú Alter.