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Keep him safe by Whatwashernameagain
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Thomas Sanders, Sanders Sides (Web Series)
12 May 2020
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Coming to Patton’s café/bakery has become routine for detective Logan Sanders and his dorky partner Roman Prince. Patton makes all of them feel cared for and welcome, however Logan feels quite a bit more than comfort when gets to spend time with the cheerful man. Knowing he cannot have Patton is made less painful by the knowledge that his social awkwardness would have probably not allowed Logan to approach Patton about his feelings anyway. While being quite fearless and efficient when it comes to his job, Patton has an effect on him that leaves Logan a nervous mess. Thankfully the Pâtissier is the kindest person he knows. Also, Roman always has his back and is willing to offer cuddles and comfort whenever it is needed.
Logan's comfortable routine is broken abruptly however, as he discovers bruises on Patton’s fair skin and slender wrists he could hardly have received from his customary clumsiness.
Meanwhile his partner Roman has his own demon to fight, which comes in the form of a pretty little delinquent, who seemed to have been pulled into a street gang quite against his will. Roman is determined to help the strange young man. It would be so much easier though if he just stopped hissing at him!
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- Part 1 of Keep him safe collection
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The Utilitarianist has chosen to dedicate his existence to maximizing the good for all living things by applying cold, impartial logic. Unrestrained by the shackles of greed or empathy, his supercomputer helps him expose the dark secrets of corrupt politicians, take out companies that destroy the environment and eliminate threats to the majority of life on earth. Unfortunately, the narrow minds of law-enforcement and their pretty, yet naive and outrageously dramatic pet - the Dreamer - fail to see the benefit of the decisive action he takes.
Despite the irritation of his continued interference and foolish attempts to change his mind, the Utilitarianist hesitates to terminate him. Not even his logic can explain how he always ends up bickering with the shallow, idealistic fool. He is forced to come to an abrupt decision about him when the young man shows up at his door, drenched to the bone, hurt and scared.
He is well advised to fear the villain who’s black-clad silhouette and cat-like, masked features put fear into the hearts of capitalists and politicians. However, the Utilitarianist safely catches him as he falls. -
You are beautiful, angel by Whatwashernameagain
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
20 Jun 2019
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Aziraphale watches Crowley dance around his flat, drunk on good wine and freedom, and cannot help but be drawn to the way he moves, so fluid and graceful and entirely unselfconscious. He’s so beautiful with his fiery hair in the setting sun and his burning, wild eyes. Utterly breathtaking. The image of the lithe demon enjoying his body so confidently reminds him of how little he has to offer the person he craves to be close to more than he’s ever wanted anything in his entire existence. The cutting remarks spoken from smiling lips in heaven sting sharply as he remembers all of his failings as an angel. He feels very small suddenly. Crowley‘s sulfur-yellow eyes flare hotly.
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Mine to protect by Whatwashernameagain
Fandoms: Sanders Sides (Web Series), Thomas Sanders
11 Dec 2018
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Former delinquent Virgil Raine’s life has finally gotten back on track under the care of detective Logan Sanders, but after his dark past caught up with him and caused a friend to get injured he is devastated. The urge to simply disappear and protect those morons from the dangers he keeps attracting is hard to resist. Logan knows his little delinquent well though and ensures he feels safe and cared for and helps him realize that they can rely on each other. Holding him is no hardship at all for the man who’s made it his mission to provide protection for his family after all.
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- Part 3 of Keep him safe collection
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I'm dying to be with you by Whatwashernameagain
Fandoms: Thomas Sanders, Sanders Sides (Web Series)
21 Aug 2018
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Patton likes to playfully claim his heart skips a beat and he feels weak whenever the strict doctor with the awkward kindness and the gentle hands touches him. In reality, his heart has been damaged from the day he was born. But it was still a good, kind heart. It was just a little different from the others, he likes it though! He likes to imagine it is trying to make up for the little time it can give him by letting him feel so many wonderful things and he even made a sweet, dramatic friend at the hospital. Roman made it worth all that trouble his messy little heart puts him through when he hugs him! However, lately, it would not beat quite right, even when the handsome doctor smiles at him.
Roman does his best to support of his beloved little friend, as they begin the painful wait for a heart-transplant. He vows to be brave for Patton, even though he is facing his own troubles. All of those pathogens are out to get him, he is sure of it! And what about that rattling in his chest or that itch he cannot seem to get rid of? Why won’t anybody take him seriously around here?! At least the exasperated nurse that always scowls at him is a delight – at least in terms of looks, his bedside manners certainly are quite lacking!
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Keep him safe collection by Whatwashernameagain
Fandom Sanders Sides (Web Series), Thomas Sanders, Video Blogging RPF
12 May 2020
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Illuminate Me by Half_SubmergedinPurgatory
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Iron Man (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe
02 May 2018
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Tony isn't a healthy man. He's fine with that, really. It makes perfect sense. Unfortunately, he has a job to do that kind of has his health as a major requirement. So he unmakes himself, remakes the Accords, protects every single child super that enters his field of view, and hopes ferociously that the Avengers never come back to the US. He doesn't spend any time at all rebuilding Bucky Barnes' life. Not a single second. Anything he does that contributes to him is simply an accident.
Bucky is a patient man. It's ok if Tony wants to ignore him for now. He won't be able to forever.
(Somewhere in the world, a sense of dread crawls up the back of Tony's spine)
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- Part 1 of Illuminate Me
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Bookmarked by Whatwashernameagain
20 Aug 2025
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K'diwa: A Steamy Novel of Interspecies Romance, by Jim Kirk by branwyn
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
17 Oct 2021
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Jim wrote a romance novel just to prove he could. Then someone leaked it on the public Starfleet server, and suddenly his embarrassingly smutty and sentimental Human/Vulcan love story is all over campus. Luckily for Jim, no one knows that he’s the author. Unluckily for Jim, someone forwarded the novel to the staff of the Vulcan embassy. Now, every Vulcan in San Francisco is reassessing the logical merits of taking Human bondmates.
Spock reads a Human/Vulcan romance novel because he can hardly avoid it. Suddenly, he is consumed by the need to locate the author, ascertain their wellbeing, and instruct them in the way of Vulcan mating bonds. Luckily for Spock, it doesn't take long to identify the author as Jim Kirk. Unluckily for Spock, Jim is unconscious and surrounded by interested Vulcans who also read the book.
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Bookmarked by Whatwashernameagain
28 Jul 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Fantastic, protective Spock. Everyone is lovely.
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“I’ll guard you for a night,” Hob says, “and say I please you, you can either pay me for a day’s work, or keep me on ‘til you reach where you’re going.”
“Do you know the way to Canterbury?” the lord asks, and Hob nods.
“Oh, yes. It’s a few days’ ride, not more than three or four, by my memory.”
“Then you shall have three days to please me, Robert Gadling.”
In 1389, known mercenary and bandit Hob Gadling offers to escort a strange lord to Canterbury, and wagers that he can guess the man's name in three days.
Incredible art by Tashina!: 1
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Hypnopompia turtur by Delta_Pavonis for melinyel
Fandoms: The Sandman (TV 2022), The Sandman (Comics)
22 Sep 2022
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Hypnopompia: the transitional awareness between sleep and wakefulness
Streptopelia turtur: the scientific name of the European Turtle DoveDream bided his time until Hob spoke, keeping both of them motionless as Hob collected his wits, gently petting his neck all the while, still stretched as it was over his shoulder. "Yes," Morpheus could feel the vibrations of Hob’s vocal cords under his palm as he finally vocalized his desires. It started soft, but increased in amplitude and confidence as he went on. "Yes. Yes, I want that.”
“Want what?” He had to be sure. “You have to tell me, lover.”
Hob moaned and shuddered again. He wasn’t sure he could voice it, but knew he had to. “Please, Dream. Please take me both here and in the Waking World. Please let me wake up filled with your cock.”
Occurs sometime after Eros in Pragma
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- Part 6 of Dream Songs
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When Hob takes Dream to the planetarium, their date soon develops into something more that leaves them seeing stars not only once, but twice that day.
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- Part 3 of Perennial Lovers
Bookmarked by Whatwashernameagain
06 Oct 2022
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One of the best Versionsnummer of submissive Dream ever