WhenTheFoxGrins

An image of Naruto, a character I've been role-playing now for over a decade.



Recent works

Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark 26

    Tags
    Summary

    Blitzø hadn’t planned to go out during the lightning storm, but his antennae was twitching like crazy. Somebuggy was giving off some extremely horny pheromones out there, and Blitzø was going to get to the bottom of it.

    Or; Stolitz as bugs. What else do you want me to say?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,595
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    103
    Kudos:
    125
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    1,124

    06 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 88

    Tags
    Summary

    Stolas tries to get talk therapy over the phone by calling a number he found on Voxhoo! Answers.

    Does he end up calling a sex hotline instead? Yes.

    Is Blitzø working that sex hotline? Also yes.

    I think you can probably see where this is going.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,324
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    49
    Kudos:
    287
    Bookmarks:
    88
    Hits:
    2,282

    03 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 22

    Tags
    Summary

    Stolas learns of Blitzø's old party days and admits he’s never really had that kind of “phase” — the most fucked up he ever got was drinking himself numb, and it was never a particularly great experience. So Blitzø plans a four stop tour through all the essential party drugs, intending to give Stolas the best experience he can.

    Written for Egg-plosion 2025

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,234
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    94
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    1,182

    31 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 29

    Tags
    Summary

    The owl picked up the painting at a thrift store. He didn’t really seem like the type, but his eyes lit up the moment he saw it. Blitzø thought maybe he bought it as a joke for someone else, but then the owl took it home and put it up on the wall in the middle of his dining room. He stood back with his hands on his hips and smiled all wide at it.

    Fucking weirdo. 

    Whatever. He seemed like an easy target, anyway. 

    “TADAAAA–ah fuck.”

    Blitzø leapt out of the painting and fell flat on his fucking face.

    ---

    Or; Blitzø has a job as a sad clown in a painting that is released when people cry in front of him and then he tries to cheer them up but really he just wants them to kill themselves

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,062
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    82
    Kudos:
    156
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    1,004

    26 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 64

    Tags
    Summary

    Blitzø is a Tiny imp— four inches tall, give or take.

    After his family's Tiny Circus burned down, he managed to get a gig as a purse imp for a royal Goetia, Lady Stella. But that shit sucked, so he bailed. Now he's secretly living in the walls of his former employer's palace, low-key making a hobby of spying on her very pretty husband.

    Prince Stolas is giant, and hot, and magical, but he's got a lot going on. Like being giant, and married, and stressed the fuck out about a ball or something. Oh, and caring for his toddler, Octavia, all by himself.

    When Blitzø finds out Stolas has a spell that could potentially make him grow Big, he naturally tries to steal it, straight out of that fancy-ass magic book. And when Stolas catches him at it, he offers Blitzø a deal: help look after Octavia until the day of the ball, and Stolas will help him access the spell, long-term, and they'll go their separate ways.

    Easiest gig ever! As long as no pesky feelings get in the way...

     

    Written for Helluva Mini Bang 2025, featuring art by Moth5577 and Whimstories!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    42,655
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    112
    Kudos:
    213
    Bookmarks:
    64
    Hits:
    3,402

    22 Mar 2026