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Harry Potter is adopted by a retired chemistry professor causing him to become an accidental potions prodigy. Navigating the world of wizards with a strong home base allows Harry to ask important questions like, 'why don't we learn math?' and 'why hasn't everyone read Hogwarts: A History?' and most importantly, 'Why does everyone treat squibs so terribly?"
____"What would have happened if I didn't bounce? Might've died, I suppose."
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First, he stretches. Then, he exercises. He eats breakfast, and watches the street he lives on come to life -- the old man and his corgi, the baristas at the coffee shop, the woman who jogs, the daughter and father, and the Indian grocer all making their appearance. Then, he showers, shaves, dresses, and heads to his job as an Auror, where he has been on desk duty ever since he was pulled from the field because of The Incident.
Draco lives his life by his Ministry mandated Mind Healer routines, and he is trying to get back to being Potter's left-hand man, but the cannonball to his careful regimen comes in the form of a very cranky Hermione Granger.
Banter, fluff, eventual smut, an ensemble cast of friends and family and weddings and babies. Told in mostly Draco's POV, but the occasional random one, because who says Draco is the most reliable of narrators?
It’s a character-driven slow burn.
[Author's Note: I give blanket permission for this fic to be bound, translated, narrated, and for artwork, so long as you are not making a profit off of it. For more info, feel free to message me on IG, monstersof.men.]
[9/8/25: I am beginning minor chapter edits.]
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- Part 1 of The Hum Hallelujah Universe
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09 Sep 2025
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By day, Hermione Granger is the Ministry’s golden girl, quietly rebuilding the world she helped save. By night, behind a silver mask and a new name, she becomes Viola, star dancer at Aurelia, an exclusive club hidden between the Muggle and Wizarding worlds. No fame. No expectations. Just power, anonymity, and the intoxicating thrill of control.
When Draco Malfoy, curse-breaker, DMLE liaison, and reluctant public figure, is dragged to the club by old friends, he’s captivated by the masked woman who commands the stage. Viola is magnetic, hauntingly familiar, and nothing like the Hermione Granger he thinks he knows.
He doesn’t recognize her.
She’s counting on it.A slow-burn tale of secrets, reinvention, and the dangerous beauty of being truly seen.
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03 Sep 2025
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Why No One Will Miss Me by KittyBlush (juicyjub07)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Jul 2025
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The whole thing—the complete lack of care from anyone involved—is starting to really grind on Draco Malfoy.
So, after four days of Granger mysteriously failing to show up at work, Draco does what any morally ambiguous, mildly concerned coworker would do: he breaks into her office. After all, a witch like her doesn’t just vanish without leaving a color-coded memo detailing the reasons of her absence.
But what he finds is a hell of a lot messier than any of her labels.
**NOW COMPLETE***
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Harry Potter was the Chosen One, and Neville Longbottom was the boy no one chose. Then Neville defied Voldemort, killed Nagini, and took down Greyback. Neville came out of the war different: You won’t get a rise out of him but you will get a reaction.
After a tumultuous trauma bond with Luna Lovegood and a failed engagement to Hannah Abbott, Neville has sworn off relationships—only to be paired with Pansy Parkinson under the Reconciliation Act. Neville’s running a nursery, guest lecturing in the Hogwarts Herbology Department, and hunting down Death Eaters with Seamus Finnigan, Alicia Spinnet, George Weasley, and the mercenaries Bill Weasley befriended while raiding tombs for Gringotts. He doesn’t need a Slytherin wife whose best mates are Draco Malfoy and Theodore Nott. Or does he? When he and Pansy prove extremely sexually compatible, Neville must confront his own questions about love, trust, and vulnerability—just as the revival of blood supremacy and a renewed veneration of Bellatrix have strange new bedfellows seeking him out.
Featuring sex, violence, and poisonous plants, DIRTY, FLIRTY, AND VINDICTIVE takes place during BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC with flashbacks to Neville’s life between 1998 and 2003.
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30 Jun 2025