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The reason Bilbo was unsatisfied wasn’t that Thorin was bad at sex.
Or, newly-wedded life brings its own set of challenges.
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Balin blinks, shifting backwards. “Laddie, it’s—it’s been a year. Bilbo has returned home, to the Shire.” He looks at Thorin, then says more gently, “I did not realize you counted the hobbit among your treasures.”
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- Part 1 of can't run from myself
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Written in response to a prompt by thotinshield on Tumblr:
"my brain is filled with au where thorin is considered unattractive by dwarven standards, bilbo thinks hes handsome, and is pining after him, but thorin is in the classic situation of having to get married and dealing with lots of suitors and theres a bit in there about bilbo hearing some of the dwarrowdams gossiping about how thorin is "ugly" and bilbo being like WHAT"
Erebor needs a queen, and Thorin is set to marry a dwarrowdam to be his consort. No matter how much it breaks his heart, Bilbo takes it upon himself to ensure Thorin only receives the best and decides to scope out the candidates. Everything goes well, and he finds one that looks promising, until he uncovers a rather disturbing fact about the crop of potential consorts.
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[Podfic] far across the distance by LinguisticJubilee by fifteen
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
26 Sep 2022
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Balin blinks, shifting backwards. “Laddie, it’s—it’s been a year. Bilbo has returned home, to the Shire.” He looks at Thorin, then says more gently, “I did not realize you counted the hobbit among your treasures.”
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Something About This Project by Lo0na_Jk
Fandoms: The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb)
06 May 2026
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Michael Jones agrees to be Peter Parker's "project muse" for his photography class