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    "Zewu-Jun. You once told me about a house surrounded by gentians, where you visited once a month, and how Lan Zhan still waited there, even when the door no longer opened."

    Xichen feels light-headed. He feels shocked, and angry. He has never told anyone such a thing, but Lan Zhan is giving Xichen a look of utter betrayal.

    "You told him?" Lan Zhan whispers. "When?"

    Wei Wuxian takes Lan Zhan's hand. "About twenty years from now."

    Wei Wuxian starts again from the beginning.

    (Spanish translation on Wattpad.)

    (Russian translation.)

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    30 Sep 2024

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    Jiang Cheng delicately touched the fabric in his hand, admiring the pattern on it. The robe was made of silk, purple and brown, and a series of silver flowers and stems decorated the darker parts of the garment. It was beautiful. He was definitely going to look good in t-

    》{!WARNING! The Protagonist [Wei Wuxian] intends to wear plain, ordinary robes for the conference in Qinghe Nie. If you [the Antagonist] put on the outfit you're holding, you'll be judged 13% more beautiful than the Protagonist by the other guests at the event. Overshadowing the Protagonist's Beauty by more than 5% will result in an automatic penalty.}

    “Oh, for fuck's sake-”
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    Modern!JC is transmigrated into the body of one of the antagonists of the novel ‘Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation’.

    And his life would have been ten times easier if he'd had the slightest idea what this stupid gay novel was about.

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    30 Sep 2024

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    Wei Ying leans on the bar. “So, what can I get you, Lan Zhan? Do you want your signature drink, or do you want to try something new?”

    Lan Zhan gets lost in the pretty face pushed in less than a foot from his own--and in the giddy realization that Wei Ying remembers his name. “Something new,” he says finally.

    “Great! It's harder since you don't do alcohol, but I like a challenge.” He winks at Lan Zhan before spinning around to peruse the shelves. “Are you more of a sweet or sour guy?”

    Lan Zhan’s taste in beverages pretty much begins and ends with green tea, but today is a day for risks. For climbing out of his rut and trying new things. He decided that in the last two minutes. Perhaps Wei Ying's enthusiasm is contagious.

    Or Wei Ying is a bartender who makes terrible drinks. Lan Zhan keeps going back to his bar anyway.

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    30 Aug 2024

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    Jiang Cheng thought his most annoying new student was trying to make a fool of him. Despite being slim and loud, he seemed to lack both stamina and confidence. He spent more time catching his breath than working out, and tripped onto Jiang Cheng every time the instructor walked by him while going around to correct the students’ forms. No matter how many times Jiang Cheng yelled at him, he still showed back up at the next class to repeat his embarrassing performance.

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    30 Aug 2024

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    Hello, and welcome to USE YOUR WORDS: a queer advice column from your Stern Lesbian Auntie Wen Qing. Feel free to scroll through past answers or to submit your own questions... but be prepared! Auntie will tell it like it is.

    Wen Qing's advice column is as lively as ever. This month on USE YOUR WORDS, there are some compelling updates from blog regular/favorite YILING LAOZU. Also new this month: some readers have written in about supporting queer family members and friends, while others are seeking advice about initiating or changing a relationship.

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    16 Jul 2024

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    (A talking-head interview. JIN ZIXUN, 36, entrepreneur.)

    JZX: Oh, yeah, he’s a fucking catch, alright. He’s rich, he’s hot, he’s a Lan. Like, he’s been ranked number two among the local bachelors for years, and now that his brother’s seeing someone, he’s number one, right? So, yeah, of course I want to win.

    Offscreen voice: Do you know anything else about him, besides that he’s rich and hot?

    JZX: (shrugging) What else is there to know?

    In which Lan Wangji agrees, reluctantly, to be The Bachelor, only to fall in love with Wei Wuxian, his cameraman/producer. Can the Bachelor find his way to a happy ending? And will The Bachelor: Lan Wangji be a ratings hit?

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    16 Jun 2024

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    Acclaimed internet novelist Wei Wuxian decides to sign up as a Mandarin-Japanese translator for an idol-survival show to experience the formal workplace™. Somehow, he finds himself as a contestant with no way of getting himself eliminated. At least there's Lan-laoshi, who sneaks him internet access.

    A Lelush inspired idol-survival show fic.

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    12 Jun 2024

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    The first time you touch someone you're fated to love, you leave a mark on their skin. If they will love you in return, they'll mark you where you touched them. The deeper the color, the deeper the connection.

    Wei Ying has no marks at all.

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    11 Jun 2024

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    ‘Alright, fine,’ huffs Wei Ying, blowing out his cheeks. He adjusts his grip on the smooth hilt of the sword, as cold as wet stone beneath his palm. ‘How do I give this back to you?’
    ‘I must trade with you something of equal worth,’ says the strange man.
    ‘Uh. Okay.’ Wei Ying rubs his forehead with his free hand. ‘How about your name? Your real name.’ In case he needs to file a police report or stalk this beautiful, scary man on google or something.
    The man looks even more angry. He pulls his shoulders back and draws himself to his full height, which is rather impressive and forces Wei Ying to tip his chin up slightly.
    ‘My name is Lan Zhan,’ the man says.
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    (The one where it’s a dark academia AU - only it’s not.)

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    11 Jun 2024

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    At sixteen Wei Wuxian is—through some strange twist of fate, or a nick in the layer between parallel universes, who knows—out of the blue confronted with that one incense burner dream one night.

    While his curious mind is left unable to stop poking at this new perspective on Lan Wangji, circumstances in the Cloud Recesses begin to change and Wei Wuxian is suddenly presented with life-altering opportunities.

    Maybe Gusu isn’t so bad after all?

    (Or alternatively: The fic where I get to give Wei Wuxian the academic scholarship he deserves while simultaneously getting him hitched early on.)

    This fic has a Spanish and a Portuguese translation! Please visit the links in the Notes of Chapter 1 to read!

    Find me on Tumblr and Bluesky as tomatenmark5

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    11 Jun 2024

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    “I’m not hungry anymore either,” Wei Wuxian continues. “I’ve decided that I don’t actually need to eat dinner. Who needs winter melon soup when bathroom tap water has such a deliciously sulfurous depth of flavor? Ugh—I can’t see anything, where are those damn towels—”

    A paper towel is shoved into Wei Wuxian’s hand.

    “Oh, thanks—”

    “I do not think drinking that water is advisable,” says a voice that is definitely not Jiang Cheng’s.

    Or, Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji meet in a restaurant bathroom after they both go there to escape from their uncomfortable family dinner gatherings.

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    31 Jul 2023

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    A compilation of mdzs ficlets (mostly wangxian).

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    31 Jul 2023

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    Wei Wuxian's messiness comes back to bite him in the ass, a thousand years later.

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    "Why are vampire stories always I Want To Drink The Sexy Neck Milkshake and never two vampires texting about the passionate letter one wrote to the other in 1863 but never sent that the other just saw in the Smithsonian’s fall exhibition on Love Through the Ages and what the fuck, Claude, why didn’t you say anything" AU, but with immortal cultivators.

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    31 Jul 2023

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    “You know what?” Wei Ying said. “I think we should be friends.”

    “Vulcans do not have friends,” said Lan Zhan. He was staring very determinedly at the screen in front of him.

    Wei Ying frowned at him. “That can’t be right.”

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    27 Jul 2023

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    Wei Wuxian: right! the plan!

    Wei Wuxian: I call it Three B’s. Three B’s as in BOTTOMS UP, BOTTOMS OFF, BOTTOM DOWN

    Wei Wuxian: you want to know why?

    Jiang Cheng: no

    Wei Wuxian: it’s simple! first i ask lan zhan to come hang out, and we drink, thus: bottoms up! then, after I’ve gotten a little liquid courage, i will make a move and lan zhan will be seduced and we take off our clothes, thus: bottoms off! which will lead to me getting absolutely railed, wailing for mercy, thus: bottom down!

     

    or, wwx attempts to seduce lwj

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    23 Jul 2023

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    Before he can decide what action would be appropriate to take, Wei Ying has disappeared down the fire escape. He sticks his head out the window, but Wei Ying never once looks back, crawling back into his own window like he does this every day. 

    Maybe, for people like Wei Ying, this is normal. Lan Zhan cannot decide if there are any other people like Wei Ying in the world.

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    23 Jul 2023

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    For Wei Wuxian, the apocalypse begins in a petrol station, with a crying baby and its dying mother, and a horde of the undead outside. All Wei Wuxian can think of is making it back to his family, but little does he know that finding his siblings will only be the start of the fight to survive…

    A modern zombie AU featuring artwork from the incredible steppjes.

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    20 Jul 2023

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    "Yiling Laozu’s super fucking lame compared to Hanguang-jun, you know!"

    “Yiling Laozu is not lame,” Lan Zhan manages to say, because the combination of Wei Ying’s frankly attractive knowledge of GDC's game mechanics and his constant strokes over Lan Zhan’s hip bone has him distracted, to say the least.

    “He is,” says Wei Ying, and then, “He's also ugly.”

    Lan Zhan's two great loves: Wei Ying and the ultra-rare Yiling Laozu card that refuses to drop.

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    08 Jul 2023

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    “You want to be Shippuden Naruto,” said Lan Zhan, as if these words meant anything to him.

    “Yeah, I want to be Slutty Shippuden Naruto who has friends and is beloved by all and believes in the ninja way. It’ll be a group thing. Say you’ll be the Slutty Sasuke to my Slutty Naruto.”

    “Please stop saying Slutty Sasuke,” Lan Zhan said.

    Lan Zhan learns about love lines from Wei Ying, local drunken worm.

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    08 Jul 2023

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    On the plastic, Lan Huan had written in bold marker: DO NOT FEED HER TREATS JUST BECAUSE SHE IS A GOOD DOG. I KNOW SHE IS A GOOD DOG. BUT SHE WILL GROW FAT AND SPOILED IF YOU GIVE HER THESE TOO OFTEN. THINK TWICE BEFORE FEEDING HER A-ZHAN.

    "That seems unnecessarily cruel," Lan Zhan says to the dog.

    Lan Zhan's adventures in dogsitting.

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    08 Jul 2023

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