Whyisme



Recent works

Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark 3

    Tags
    Summary

    What happens when you put a lonesome Kinie-Ger, a Wulver with a knack for explosives, a patriotic zombie, a ghost of an assassin, a runt of the litter dragon, a russian bear-man, a birdbrained doctor, a cyborg, and a newly turned vampire all in one base?
    You get Fabled Fortress!

    An AU where each of the Mercenaries is some sort of mythical/supernatural creature.
    Character interactions and ships to come, the first several chapters are the set up.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,108
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    228

    09 Nov 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    :D

  2. Public Bookmark 6

    Tags
    Summary

    Saxton Hale, in all his shirtless glory, rewards the mercs with a "relaxing" company retreat deep in an uncharted forest — which, unsurprisingly, is crawling with irradiated wildlife, a shit ton of mosquitoes and a monster so unspeakably horrific it makes Mann Co. look OSHA-compliant.

    While Scout tries to outdo Sniper in a misguided flex-off of wilderness "skill," Sniper quietly puts him in his place with ruthless accuracy (and piss jars). Meanwhile, Spy struggles to bond with his estranged kid over burnt marshmallows and emotional incompetence, much to Engineer's thinly veiled amusement.

    As tensions rise, everything goes wrong, something with too many eyes awakens, and Hale insists this is all part of the "team-building experience." What could go wrong?

    Everything. Absolutely everything.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,774
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    388

    07 Nov 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 13

    Tags
    Summary

    It's 1968, and the latest hires for the RED mercenary team arrive at the New Mexico base one by one. Some of them are straight-up crazy, while others seem more grounded. Some are serious, some are aloof. One of them is angry.

    The new Scout, a young man from Boston, is guarded, gloomy, and has a deceptively short fuse. What the hell happened to this kid? And how can his new teammates get through to him? Each of them try, in their own way, to make Scout feel like part of the team.

    - DO NOT FEED THIS FIC TO AI -

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,304
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    140
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1,249

    07 Nov 2025

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    When his optics first come online, B-127 first sees the sky. The Well surges with power only feet from him, giving him a fond farewell even as his memory of crawling from it fades only moments after. His protoform is new and small, his body whirs with clicks and hissing as parts fall into place and his spark begins to glow all on its own, no longer sustained by Primus’ crafting hand.

    It will grow, with time, his plating still a shining, unburdened silver. Glistening with its lack of abrasions and experience. Efficiency programs slot into place, and his processor works to teach him what little it already knows. His T-cog spins in his side, inactive now as New Sparks usually are, but it will burst with Energon and life soon enough. In the backlog of his thinking, B-1 can already sense the way the wind will whip around him, struggling to keep up.
    ______________
    Or; B-127 is a new spark, born in the midst of war. He survives, and eventually joins the Autobots. But what has to happen to get him there? TFP universe, with some tweaks. Typically updates every other Tuesday. (Loosely)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    303,808
    Chapters:
    29/?
    Comments:
    1,053
    Kudos:
    1,427
    Bookmarks:
    258
    Hits:
    45,513

    27 Sep 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    An origin story that will rip your heart apart.

  5. Public Bookmark 5

    Tags
    Summary

    (This has multiple chapters!)

    Starscream is dead.

    He knows he's dead, but for some reason the universe aligned to keep him "alive." After an unfortunate event occured during a battle between the Decepticons and Autobots on Earth, Starscream found himself as a wandering ghost.

    He could've lived like that until he could find a way to get revived or communicate with the others. Instead, he was blessed, unfortunately, by Primus to be in a predicament where everything he knew suddenly got big, and he suddenly went small.

    OR

    Starscream ends up as a ghost after being killed in battle, wandered around, and ends up possessing a newborn human girl and stays in that body as she grows.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,783
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    427

    25 Sep 2025