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The Golden Whisk. A mythical witches artifact that holds the secret to cookiekind - and the most feared pirate in Earthbread, Captain Shadow Milk Cookie, is in pursuit. Prince Pure Vanilla holds the key to his quest, whether he likes it or not. So he decides to do what any good pirate should do and kidnap the prince to conquer the hearts of the ancients and beasts alike in hopes of obtaining his treasure.
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I'm Sorry I Killed Your Grandfather by Wishalloy
Fandoms: Parkour Civilization (Web Series)
25 Oct 2024
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Seawatt killed Evbo's grandfather, and together they go through a short trip to the local haunted woods to perform a ritual to get rid of the corpse.
Emf eventually joins their mission.
You can't eat a meal for a family with just two people.
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After being revived by Evbo, Seawatt has to deal with the struggles of finding a new purpose in life and understanding his own emotions.
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Of the Northmost Winds and Skies by xxiiyu
Fandoms: Rise of the Guardians (2012), How to Train Your Dragon (Movies)
25 Aug 2020
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It's the first winter after Pitch's defeat. Jack is happy, he's not alone anymore, and his memories are gradually returning. But when a treasure hunt gone wrong puts Jack and Jamie in danger, flinging them through time and space, they find themselves on an island neither of them have heard of before. Jack's first priority is to get Jamie home safe, but Berk's inhabitants - human and otherwise - are certainly not making it easy.
Knowing they will leave Berk and the Vikings behind as soon as they know how to, Jack is not going to risk the pain of growing close to any of these people (or dragons, for that matter). But Hiccup Horrendous Haddock, wearing his heart on his sleeve, doesn't seem to want to take the hint.
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The Lance of Fury has Uses Beyond Strife by KittensMittens
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
31 Aug 2025
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The problem with Mydei being well-endowed was that it was making Phainon into a regular at Hyacine's clinic, with unsavoury conclusions-
“Hyacine thinks…” Mydei grits out, “That I do not know how to have sex with men.”
-and unsavoury consequences for their relationship.
“You…you really won’t have sex with me anymore?”
Mydei sighs, dragging his hand over his face.
“To be specific, anything that involves sticking my dick inside your ass is now out of the question.”
But Phainon knows a solution for it.
“How big are you in your titan form, Mydeimos?”
“No.” Mydei immediately slams.
“Hear me out.”
“Fuck. No.”
And that is to practice with a bigger one.
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19 Nov 2025
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He Cooks, He Breeds, He Conquers by Lunaeryi
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
22 Jul 2025
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Phainon thought he was the Handler. Turns out he’s the handlee.
One cocky dog, one hot eldritch man, too many tentacles, and a breeding kink spiral later—and now he’s crying, creamed, and cuddled.
…Also, he gave the ancient horror his number. Not so bad, right?- Language:
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r/dating_advice how do i get my bfs family to like me by lucidreverence
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)
28 Dec 2025
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They've been dating for six years and counting.
Really, more like six years, seven months, and twenty-three days, but realistically, who's interested in all those nitty-gritty details?
Not Jabber, that’s for sure.
The important thing is, despite being twenty-three and having been lovey-dovey for all six years, never once has Jabber ever interacted with Zanka's family.
Actually, that's a lie.
He's met his family a grand total of maybe thirteen times, albeit each time ended up with them breaking down into a bloody brawl- not the type of interaction Jabber would exactly consider “getting to know your beloved’s family”, but hey- everybody starts somewhere, right?
Actually, the more he thinks about it, the more he’s mildly miffed.
Six years, and no proper introduction?
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05 Nov 2025
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"GREAT! Just great! As if this could GET any better!" Zanka bites out, seething. Of course he's stuck here, injured, in a damp, dirty cell, and of course he's stuck here with fucking Jabber of all people.
Jabber whistles appreciatively, "Man, you're in a mood today. Wake up on the wrong side of the bed?" and cackles at his own joke. Zanka's gonna strangle him. He's gonna rip out those bars with his bare hands and use them to beat Jabber to death.
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Zanka is taken by some people who want to study givers. Jabber is there too. This somehow makes everything both better and so much worse.
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