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Michael is usually good about keeping his daydreams under control. He's a professional, after all. He can't afford to be fantasizing at work. Even if the fantasies are about his unbearably hot coworker.
His unbearably hot coworker who might possibly, maybe, potentially, be able to read his thoughts.
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- Part 1 of Wandering Eyes
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04 Jan 2026
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Denn die Todten reiten Schnell (For the dead travel fast) by andromedove
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
31 Oct 2025
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Truthless Recluse's reasons for secluding himself at the Peak of Truth were twofold. One, he had an endless life to dedicate to guarding the wicked truths held there. Two, his distance meant the townsfolk were safe from him and his hunger. Why the Sage of Truth didn't realize this, he couldn't possibly say. He kept coming back with that same curious glint in his eyes, asking about everything that made vampires tick.
Which was all well and good until he convinced Recluse to show him how he hunts his prey.
(Title is from the poem Lenore, famously quoted in Dracula)
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02 Nov 2025
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"I won’t make a deal,” Pure Vanilla says, plain and simple. “Not unless I understand every word of it. Not unless I believe it fair. And not if the price is someone else’s pain.”
“You dare to set your terms,” The fae murmurs, his voice no longer playful. No longer velvet. It is frost now, delicate and sharp enough to flay skin. “You sit in my ring, in my garden, and you deny me?”
Pure Vanilla meets his gaze, calm and clear. “Yes.”
The fae snarls.
“I could kill you,” the fae whispers. “Slit you open like a fruit. Spill your mortal heat onto my garden and let the flowers drink your heart."
“You could,” Vanilla agrees mildly. “But I’m told human meat is stringy, and frankly, I’m not sure I’d make a good stew.” He takes another small bite of rice, chews serenely. “Besides, isn’t that just a myth? You lot eating people.”
“You’re testing me,” The fae snaps. “I should curse your tongue to rot in your mouth. I should blight your precious village until even the stones forget your names.”
“Can’t,” Vanilla says lightly, tapping the side of his riceball with one finger. “You’d need my true name. And I’m fairly certain you don’t have it.”
The fae curses.
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- Part 2 of My Cookie Works
- Part 1 of Pureshadow fae au
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16 Jun 2025
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“I’m not gonna sit down and be beaten by some B rated horror movie guy!”, Nikolai lamented, completely ignoring Fyodor’s glare and weary ‘are you really jealous of a fictional character’ mumbled under breath.
He hastily took vest and shirt off, then rummaged through his overcoat. Intrigued glint in Fyodor’s eyes indicated he likely presumed they’re in for a good time – but no, he won’t touch Fyodor until he makes sure he’s only one in Fyodor’s heart. Nikolai eased out a chainsaw. Smirk fell from Fyodor’s face; now he was frowning as he knew keeping low profile in Yokohama would become nothing but a pipe dream by the morning when Nikolai's whims make it to the headlines.
“I will be sexiest horror you’ve even laid eyes on”
In which Atsushi and Higuchi had misfortune of being involuntary volunteers for Nikolai's questionable theatrical courtship rituals.
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“I could tutor you if you’d like.” He drops it as subtly as possible and almost smirks when Nikolai immediately whips his head in his direction again.
“Wait, seriously?” He gapes dramatically. “You?”
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Fyodor tutors Nikolai for his stats class for the low low price of the best sex of his life. But it’s more than that. It’s something warm that he can’t quite stop from blooming.
Featuring: Cute late night dates, Nikolai being a golden retriever bf and the author’s frustrations with their stats classes
[Previously Titled: Call Me What You LikeBookmarked by WitchyJester
25 Dec 2023