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    Before Koby can say anything else, Usopp is up out of his seat, planting his hands on the table with a clatter and leaning into his personal space. He has to rock back onto the back legs of his chair to avoid getting an eye poked out by Usopp’s nose. A few of the diners in the pub look over to their table, but when a brawl doesn’t immediately break out, they go back to their meals and ignore them.

    “Wait. What did you mean ‘At least I don’t think we did’?” Usopp asks, voice suspicious and very worried. Koby gulps.

    “I-um, well…I really don’t remember anything from last night,” Koby explains nervously. “And I haven’t seen anyone else from the Strawhats around either.”

    Usopp goes stock still and pale as a sheet. Koby is about to ask if he’s ok, but he makes the most distressed little noise he’s ever heard and falls back into his chair despondently.

    “Koby. You do not understand how bad this is."

    Koby decides to get drunk about a bad experience at an officer's ball. But what on EARTH did he do while drunk? And how are the Strawhats involved? Well, Koby and Ussop are going to find out!

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    03 Jul 2026

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    A silly little one-shot because I couldn't get a bloody Hollanov hook up out of my mind. Set at the All-Stars game in Tampa 2017, in an AU where Rose hasn't broken up with Shane yet, Alexei has flown to Florida to confront Ilya about not answering his calls, and Hollanov haven't laid eyes on each other in person since the club. There's fun hockey with a lot of innuendo! Then when Shane sees how Alexei treats Ilya, he goes feral. Yes, Shane walks Ilya like a dog but never forget that this kitten's got teeth, too.

    OR: Shane beats up Alexei and it's hot.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    Entering an actual relationship near the very beginning of when they first meet, Shane is still paranoid about pictures of them getting shared so Ilya buys him a Polaroid camera instead to document their relationship all the way back from 2012. The only problem is that he never intended for Yuna to find the album.
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    “I know we can’t have pictures of each other, but I still want them,” he confessed, still fiddling with Shane’s hair for his own comfort. “And I thought maybe...if they were just ours, you might be okay with it.”  

    Shane stayed silent, eyes glancing between his tense expression and the bag as he pulled out a Polaroid camera. His thumb was gripping it so hard he thought it might crack, his anxiety manifesting physically.  

    “Ilya...” He paused, finally sitting up a bit more. Enough that Ilya had no choice but to let his hand fall away from his hair or else, it would seem too clingy.  

    “Is fine, if you don’t like idea,” he clarified, even though the thought of being rejected terrified him more than he could possibly express. “Was just a thought—” 

    “I like it,” Shane interjected before he could spin himself into a tizzy he would deny ever feeling in the first place.  

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    16 Jun 2026

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    Shane's daughter steals her dad's phone and asks her favorite hockey player to marry her dad.

    Said hockey player is very intrigued.

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    Join Elena on her journey to get herself a hockey player and Shane and Ilya falling for each other fast.

    -> currently editing all of my formatting mistakes!

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    14 Jun 2026

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    SHANE
    ➥ We can resign the paperwork in your name.
    ➥ I mean, you could pick a new car, but there's hardly any place for another one, unless you get rid of yours. I have some contacts with car dealers in the area. I doubt it you want a Jeep, though?

    ILYA
    ➥ hmmmmm
    ➥ if i say i want a porsche will you buy me porsche

    SHANE
    ➥ A sports one? No. They drive too fast.
    ➥ But a regular one, sure. What colour?

    ILYA
    ➥ well my main concern was that they cost as much as a fucking house baby, but
    ➥ orange?

    SHANE
    ➥ I can look around.

    ILYA
    ➥ wait no
    ➥ no
    ➥ shane
    ➥ dont
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    or: a year into dating, ilya and his daughter move in with shane, and a long week of fuck-ups and bad luck follows.

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    13 Jun 2026