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    “I would hope not,” JJ snorted, nodding as his eyes glanced at Shane’s shirt for a short moment. “Looks a bit big, Hollzy. Trying to put on some muscle and take my spot as Montreal’s enforcer?”

    Shane frowned, glancing down at the shirt he had thrown on without a second glance. He wasn’t proud of the way he let his alarm run through, keeping him twenty minutes late from the schedule he had planned in his head. It was fine, he reached the airport on time (and was earlier than half of Team Canada). But it had left him frazzled.

    So frazzled that he hadn’t even stopped to think about the shirt he pulled on.

    His cheeks burned with stark realisation as he glanced down at the black Bauer shirt he was wearing. It wasn’t his, and JJ clearly knew that too considering it was at least two sizes bigger than the ones Shane usually wore.

    Because it was Ilya’s.

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    Or, Shane's habit of stealing clothes from a certain blond Russian and being caught red-handed a few times.

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    26 Mar 2026

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    David Hollander loves Instagram.

    Ilya showed it to him one night while he was having dinner with them, specifically posts from the Foundation and the camps, and it somehow led to David setting up his own account. For the most part, it’s dinner and Yuna and sometimes Shane, but there are also pieces of Ilya there: a completed puzzle, chicken parmesan, ice cream. David can’t post Ilya, obviously, but he wants Ilya to look at his account and know that he’s there, too.

    When the video comes out, and the boys are thrown into a chaos they don’t deserve, some selfish part of David is relieved because now the entire world can know how much David–how much all the Hollanders–love Ilya Rozanov.

    Or: Five posts David Hollander makes about Ilya, and one time Ilya returns the favor.

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    24 Mar 2026

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    hollanov’s third 🧚 @hollanovoodoo
    so….did anyone see the way shane had to be held back on the bench when ilya got hit…i don’t think i’ve ever seen him that mad….

    wanda v @hellorhighwater
    montreal’s really done it now i hope they’re scared for their lives

    reagan 𓂀 @shilya_hollanov
    his face when the refs called double minor….i fear we’re gonna see a shane hollander we’ve NEVER seen before in the last period

    Or, Shane Hollander plays Montreal for the first time since becoming a Centaur. It goes about as well as he expects.

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    23 Mar 2026

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    Kip likes Hunter’s teammates more than he expected to, which is to say not all that much.

    Some of them are good—some of them are great—some of them are terrible, and a lot of them just have no idea how to talk to a queer person.

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    21 Mar 2026

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    A reading of I'll be Jane by gurlsrool

    It’s not going viral because Jane’s true identity was exposed—or even because Ilya was blatantly sexting in public. That part’s as expected as Shane doing yoga or any human being on earth breathing.

    No, the texts are going viral because no one can believe how bad this “Jane” is at sexting.

    The women of the world are outraged. The men of the world are baffled. No one can understand why Ilya Rozanov, whose abs have their own fan club, is wasting his time on ‘a piece of cardboard that wished to be turned into a real girl’ (this particular joke has 300k likes and counting).

    Or: After a social media trend mocks Shane's sexting skills, he tries to improve them. It goes about as poorly as you'd expect.

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    11 Mar 2026