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    “You don’t think…” Shenshen whispered as she watched the scene unfold. “In front of all these people?” Pfannee blinked, pinching himself to make sure he wasn’t dreaming as he watched and listened to his friend's advances.

    “Elphaba Thropp,” Galinda addressed loudly, her voice cutting through the murmurs of the crowd. “You better let me back into your life this instant!”

    —or, In an alternate Oz, where Animal rights aren’t being threatened, more mundane challenges reveal themselves… Such as Galinda Upland going slightly insane after her first lesbian breakup (much to Shenshen and Pfannee’s horror).

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    This was the worst part: the loaded silence; the mutual embarrassment; the temptation to break their fragile rules... to count to two. The part where they angled their bodies away from each other and their brains did the complicated work of rationalizing what just happened as "practice", for the sake of their cover. That it all amounted to just one kiss. Their subconsciouses had somehow come together in a conspiracy against their rational minds and seemed hell bent on changing the very definition of the word.

     

    Loid and Yor have horny brain and can’t do their jobs properly.

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    23 Nov 2024

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    Lestat considers condoms. Louis considers castration.

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    15 Aug 2024

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    Marlene McKinnon is a mess. She can’t sleep, she’s almost certainly going to fail all her NEWTs, and she’s 99% sure that if they don’t win the Quidditch Cup this year James Potter will throw himself headfirst off the Astronomy Tower. On top of all that, there’s a war on, yet their professors seem determined to pretend that the biggest problem any of them are facing is finding a Ministry internship. Marlene’s final year at Hogwarts has barely started, and she’s already pretty sure it couldn’t get any worse—that is, until she shows up for her first Potions class and hears the assignment.
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    Dorcas Meadowes is a stone-cold bitch. At least, that’s what everyone says. She doesn’t need well-meaning professors or overeager classmates or teammates or boyfriends or friends. She doesn’t need anything except to be left alone, the way she likes, until the day she finally leaves school. And she certainly doesn’t need Marlene McKinnon, with her sharp tongue and her snorting laugh and her stupid shiny hair, who seems intent on ruining everything that Dorcas has been working towards for the past two years.

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    “Are you- are you seriously… asking for a fucking heir and a spare… in those exact words, Dad? Jesus fucking Christ. Do you… hear yourself? When you say this shit?"

    “I’m not asking for a favour. It’s a proposition. It’ll benefit you, Pinky. Exponentially.”

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    Shiv is pregnant. She’s scared she won’t love it. She’s scared that she will.

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    19 Mar 2023