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“You need an orgasm.”
That was absolutely the last thing she’d thought Draco Malfoy would ever say to her. Did he even consider her a sexual creature? How interesting. But regardless, his advice was useless because orgasms weren’t something she had ready access to.
“Excellent advice.” She turned a corner suddenly and quickly trotted up the steps. He barely faltered, keeping up with her seamlessly, uncowed by her unwelcoming tone.
“That sounded sarcastic.”
“Ten points to Slytherin,” she said, even more sarcastically, and then winced when she remembered that, as Head Girl, she actually had the authority to grant them and would probably see an additional ten emeralds in their vessel at dinner.
Bugger.
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Or where Hermione has never had an orgasm and Draco cannot abide.
(This has turned into a full-on sexploration with romance as the plot, and is my ode to sex, good communication, and all my favorite tropes)
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- Part 1 of You Do It For Me Universe
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20 Feb 2024
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Cursed objects are causing death and destruction. When the objects themselves are found to hold no trace of Dark Magic, the Department of Magical Artefacts is stumped.
Draco Malfoy leant back in his chair and crossed his arms in bafflement. “And your professional assessment is that the best way of gathering evidence is sending Granger and I together to a sex club?”
“Worried about your reputation, Malfoy?” Hermione asked flatly.
He scoffed. "Hardly. If I were outed for going to an expensive parisian sex den it would be considered very much on brand.”
"That's why it’s so important we’re believable as a couple. We should talk about touching,” Hermione insisted.
"Touching," Draco repeated, alarm bells going off in his mind.
"As in how much of it you're okay with, where…"
"Casual touching," he nodded.
"But also, passionate touching," Granger pressed.
Merlin’s beard. Draco was quickly coming to the realisation that he was likely to regret this.
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12 Oct 2022
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After Gryffindor wins a particularly tough Quidditch match against Slytherin, the entire house throws a party. Butterbeer and Firewhiskey are flowing and people seem to be pairing off. That's when Fred Weasley approaches you.
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12 Apr 2021