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Luz dials a wrong number on a crow phone. Belos strangely finds comfort in talking to a stranger who doesn’t know that he’s the Emperor.
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“Of all the imbeciles that attained immortality,” Enki gripes. “Of course it had to be you.”
Cahara leans back in his chair, watching Enki pace back and forth across the room. He’s been at it for a good ten minutes, at least. “Sorry?” he offers.
Enki whips around, pointing a long crooked finger in his direction. “Don’t,” he warns. “Don’t speak.”
Cahara flashes him a winning smile. “I thought the entire point of this meeting was for me to speak.”
“That was before I knew it was you,” he stresses.
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Cahara brings the girl to the dark altar. She becomes the God of Fear and Hunger. She brings Cahara to the tenth level.
He doesn’t die immediately.
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“Okay,” Hunter says, raising his hands to her own and starting to pry her fingers off his shoulders. “Okay. I know I said I wouldn’t tell Belos anything, but–”
“Are you insane?” Luz shakes his hands off and tightens her grip. “He’ll kill me.”
Hunter balks. “He’d never hurt you. He’s your father.”
“My dad died from cancer when I was seven years old,” she corrects sharply, her voice unintentionally dropping an octave. She sees Hunter freeze. “Belos tried killing me and my mentor a few weeks ago. He might love his daughter, but I’m not her.”
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Luz wakes up in a world where Belos is her dad. The plan: find a way back home.
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Callie has been part of the Squidbeak Splatoon for a long time. She knows how things go – claim turf, beat the baddies, and blast them to oblivion. Every agent that has joined after her got the memo pretty quickly, and this new Agent Three won’t be any different.
When Three refuses to kill Mr. Grizz during the final battle, forcibly takes control of Octavio’s ship, and sucks the ooze out of the bear until he’s (relatively) harmless, Callie might have to admit that she doesn’t know Three super well.
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(Pacifist Route AU – Mr. Grizz doesn’t die/get stuck in space)
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“You are but a fledgling god, but a god nonetheless,” Bill explains, fishing a necklace from under his shirt. “Favored by the Titan and powerful enough to best the Huntsman – you have proven yourself the higher being, you see. It is our duty to make sure your will is seen and that you are protected!”
The pendant at the end of the necklace is a light glyph. Her light glyph.
Luz is speechless.
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Luz deals with the unintended consequences of being very publicly announced as god's favorite.
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Some Negotiation Required by Moonsheen
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Jul 2022
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It would take something as cliche as an attack of demonic sex flowers to get the original PIDW Shen Qingqiu, now recovering in the new timeline, to be honest with himself about what he wants. He's not the only one.
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- Part 4 of Recovery
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29 Oct 2025
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What the Water Gave by sacred_chord
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Oct 2023
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A prisoner of the new King, Luo Binghe, Shen Jiu has been stripped of everything but his life. Expecting a painful death, he's surprised to find it will come at the rage of a vengeful sea, where his sacrifice will quiet the ocean god.
That was the plan, anyway. He wasn't expecting to wake up, expecting even less to realize that he had survived drowning.
And he definitely wasn't expecting the merman who seems rather convinced they're married now.
(featuring merm!Shen Yuan and highly exasperated land wife!Shen Jiu)
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26 Oct 2025
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More than anything by diushek
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Oct 2025
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For a long moment, Shen Yuan stares into empty space almost sightlessly, trying to understand what the hell is going on.
Then, the boy finally sits up shakily. His eyes are as dark as pitch black, with a firm gaze that's too hard for a boy his age. His hair is a thick, dark, and dense tangle, escaping from his high ponytail in unruly strands. Despite how wild his hair makes him look, there's a delicate beauty mark under his eye.
In the center of his forehead, Shen Yuan stares in stupefied horror at a red zuiyin that he knows very well.A half-Heavenly Demon child emerges from a dark portal in the middle of Shen Yuan's apartment. Fine, Shen Yuan can handle it. He'll just have to take care of little Luo Chengle, one of Luo Binghe's sons, until his father comes to pick him up. Luo Binghe couldn't possibly take too long to search for his own son, right?
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11 Oct 2025
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Scorched by Gwen_E_Vere
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Jul 2025
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Shen Jiu spent a decade tied to an abusive husband who, very conveniently, died in a fire. Now he's trying the married life again, this time through a mail service, with a young lawyer picking fights with the encroaching railroad.
Featuring a ton of sass, western a/b/o aesthetics, and a bit of arson, this is the married JiuYuan nobody asked for.
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05 Oct 2025
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The Perils of LIVE Editing! (ft. BinggYuan!!!) by seol_xiv
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 穿书自救指南 | Scumbag System (Cartoon)
25 Apr 2022
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In which Shen Yuan flounces around the PIDW timeline in different roles and makes a mess of everything. He likes to think he helped make some things better, but he’s pretty sure he made things worse too.
Apparently, constantly leaving behind a protagonist that has major abandonment issues was a bad thing.
…Huh, who knew?
If Shen Yuan could go back to redo his first meeting with Luo Binghe (Yes, the one where he pretended to be a fortune teller. No, not the one where he picked him up from the Luo River.)
He thought that it wouldn’t have gone very differently.
After all, how could he have predicted this??!
“A’Yuan,” Luo Binghe (as in LUO BINGHE) purred as he leaned into Shen Yuan’s…well, everything, really. “Would you kindly tell this lord where you’ve been for the past five years?”
Danger! Danger!! Danger!!! Important things must be said three times! And the protagonist looking like he was going to eat him alive was 100% f*cking important okay!?! Also, how the hell did he find out about his identity?!?! SYSTEM! WHAT THE F*CK??!!
(OR: Giving Binggē a happy ending, one version of Shen Yuan at a time!)
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- Part 1 of LIVE Editing of Proud Immortal Demon Way
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03 Oct 2025