ZephyrOfAllTrades



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    This was a kinkmeme prompt and as usual I can't do better than to paraphrase the OP :

    Aziraphale is a frumpy, middle aged man, who's closing in on 50 : he's spent his entire life alone, mistreated by his family, and living like a modern times hermit in his familiar, reassuring bookshop. He thinks it's too late for passion. But he hopes that, maybe, he could find a companion for his latter days.

    Crowley has spent his entire life having a wild time: parties, sex, rock n roll, all that jazz. He flew through the 80s, the 90s, the new millennium like a car on fire. He thought he had time, thought he'd be young and surrounded by people forever, thought with fling after fling after fling, someone would find him. Someone would look at him and choose him. But no one ever did.

    To paraphrase (again) - they turn to an arranged marriage company. And they fit..

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    25 Jul 2021

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    Aziraphale is used to spending long nights battling insomnia and repairing old and damaged books. But he's unprepared for his new neighbour to be quite so attractive, or to develop a habit for sleepwalking into his flat during the night.

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    14 Jun 2021

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    A collection of my Good Omens Regency era AUs, as I find I'm quite fond of writing them. The fics in this series aren't at all connected with one another and may each be read on their own.

     

    Title taken from a quote from Jane Austen's 'Emma' : "I cannot make speeches. If I loved you less I might be able to talk about it more."

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    22 May 2021

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    Aziraphale pens a successful recipe blog, and just like every other blog, all of his recipes have a story attached. Crowley runs a baking supply company, and meets Aziraphale by accident.

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    18 Apr 2021

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    The stem of the wineglass in Aziraphale’s hand snaps cleanly in two, but no one seems to hear it—every eye in the room is trained on the redheaded dancer sashaying to the gleaming silver pole, centre stage for all to see.

    Oh, Aziraphale thinks faintly. Good lord.

    [Or: the one where Aziraphale gets assigned to the red light district.]

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    14 Mar 2021