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This was a kinkmeme prompt and as usual I can't do better than to paraphrase the OP :
Aziraphale is a frumpy, middle aged man, who's closing in on 50 : he's spent his entire life alone, mistreated by his family, and living like a modern times hermit in his familiar, reassuring bookshop. He thinks it's too late for passion. But he hopes that, maybe, he could find a companion for his latter days.
Crowley has spent his entire life having a wild time: parties, sex, rock n roll, all that jazz. He flew through the 80s, the 90s, the new millennium like a car on fire. He thought he had time, thought he'd be young and surrounded by people forever, thought with fling after fling after fling, someone would find him. Someone would look at him and choose him. But no one ever did.
To paraphrase (again) - they turn to an arranged marriage company. And they fit..
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25 Jul 2021
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Aziraphale is used to spending long nights battling insomnia and repairing old and damaged books. But he's unprepared for his new neighbour to be quite so attractive, or to develop a habit for sleepwalking into his flat during the night.
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- 6/6
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14 Jun 2021
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If i loved you less... (ineffables in the regency) by angelsnuffbox (MrsCaulfield), MrsCaulfield
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Jul 2021
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A collection of my Good Omens Regency era AUs, as I find I'm quite fond of writing them. The fics in this series aren't at all connected with one another and may each be read on their own.
Title taken from a quote from Jane Austen's 'Emma' : "I cannot make speeches. If I loved you less I might be able to talk about it more."
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22 May 2021
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AngelFoodBaking.com by Quefish
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
04 Jan 2022
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Aziraphale pens a successful recipe blog, and just like every other blog, all of his recipes have a story attached. Crowley runs a baking supply company, and meets Aziraphale by accident.
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- English
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- 9,324
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- 14/14
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- 2
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- 823
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18 Apr 2021
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No Church in the Wild by hanap
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
14 Mar 2021
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The stem of the wineglass in Aziraphale’s hand snaps cleanly in two, but no one seems to hear it—every eye in the room is trained on the redheaded dancer sashaying to the gleaming silver pole, centre stage for all to see.
Oh, Aziraphale thinks faintly. Good lord.
[Or: the one where Aziraphale gets assigned to the red light district.]
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- English
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- 4/4
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14 Mar 2021
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The Third Side by herebewyverns
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
12 Dec 2021
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In which the demon Crowley and the angel Aziraphale take being on their own side very seriously, and were in no way prepared for what that might come to mean.
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08 Mar 2021
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How to Win a Lifetime Achievement Award for Services to Television (and how not to) by GaryOldman for cellsinterlinked
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
03 Mar 2021
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Crowley hosts a late night comedy talk show. Aziraphale hosts a feel good morning talk show.
When Crowley is asked to present Aziraphale with a lifetime achievement award, everything goes a bit skew-whiff.
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Normally when I don’t get something that everyone else seems to be mad on my first point of call is the wonderful world of the internet, but we’ve had a falling out you see, the internet and I. Despite my many years as late night show host meets investigative journalist meets comic genius meets veritable sex god (though Wikipedia only acknowledges the first of these accomplishments, despite my many attempts at editing the listing) they have turned on me.
I’m a gif. And a meme.
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- 31,481
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- 10/10
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06 Mar 2021
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moments lost, moments gained by commodorecliche, Dervila
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
07 Feb 2021
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With frantic, fumbling steps, Hamish hurries back to his car, grabs his radio, and alerts headquarters.
“Yes, uh,” He huffs with urgency, “This is PC Hamish Black; I’ve got two folks out here off the A30, both suffering from severe injuries and unresponsive. One burn and one… impact, maybe? I can’t tell. I need emergency units here as soon as possible.”
Hamish takes another look at the two men strewn across the highway, the rubble and flames surrounding them both. He vaguely hears headquarters responding to his alert.
“Please, hurry,” he mutters.
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Crowley and Aziraphale are expelled from their respective realms when their partnership is found out, and find themselves waking up in hospital as humans, with no memory of their previous natures, and no memory of each other.
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05 Mar 2021
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Crowley has a crush on a very minor celebrity, a book expert on Antiques Roadshow. When the opportunity arises for Crowley to meet the object of his affections, he knows he'll have to bring something really special. Will it be enough to secure the attention of the delightful Aziraphale, or will fate have to intervene for the course of true love to run smooth?
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- English
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- 1/1
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- 7
- Comments:
- 318
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27 Feb 2021
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Choices by Bookwormgal
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
05 Nov 2022
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Adam Young was meant to be the Anti-Christ. His entire purpose was to cause the end of the world. In many ways, he was the Chosen One, albeit for a rather dark path. But he was raised completely human and normal, without any unusual expectations of him beyond being a regular boy. He remained unaware of his heritage or destiny until the very end. And though he was chosen, he did not accept his role and rejected it and his connection to Lucifer.
Warlock Dowling was not chosen. He was born as an ordinary child, with no special skills or powers. He should have lived an average life. But he was raised with certain Expectations. Occult and ethereal entities Expected him to be the Anti-Christ. He was not chosen or fated for such a role, but reality tends to bend a little when angels and demons have Expectations.
In the end, it is just a series of choices.
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27 Feb 2021
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After being pressured by their families into a marriage neither of them want, Aziraphale and Crowley resign themselves to an unfulfilling life together. For Aziraphale that means trying to be the dutiful wife she was always taught to be and for Crowley it means hiding an important part of who he is.
story by summerofspock and art by Blue_Sparkle
A/N 3/4/24: I am aware that the art embedded in the story is no longer visible and will update when I am able
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- English
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- 69,302
- Chapters:
- 13/13
- Collections:
- 6
- Comments:
- 1,406
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19 Feb 2021
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[matthew 22:39] by HGRising
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
21 Aug 2019
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AU. Crowley moves to a new neighborhood after that nasty misunderstanding with his last place of residence. The only problem with his new house is: there’s an HOA. Hail Satan.
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16 Feb 2021
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Something We Were Withholding Made Us Weak by triedunture for subiteveneinorem
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
17 Jul 2019
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"Yes, exactly. Retire." Aziraphale reaches for the last remaining tartlet brimming with summer berries. "Somewhere along the south coast, perhaps."
Or: Crowley and Aziraphale learn to move in tandem.
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16 Feb 2021
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A New Building Isn't the Only Erection in the Area by Quefish for NaroMoreau
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
17 Feb 2021
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Crowley is attracted to the one construction worker who isn't a raging asshole. She decides she likes him enough to take him home, where she is taught that appearances are deceiving.
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Crowley gets railed within an inch of her life, loves every second, and begs for more.
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- 2/2
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15 Feb 2021
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"Right." Aziraphale sucks in a lungful of air and tries for his best polite smile, around a swallow. "So, how about we get started?"
"Lead the way, handsome," Crowley winks.
Aziraphale ignores the tease, the flush in his face receding down to what must be a soft pink. Everything is alright, and this is just another day at work. He will nose-dive into known routines and–
"So, how do you want me?" Crowley asks, with a sly smile.
All of Aziraphale’s thoughts veer off track into something that’s absolutely not sensible. “I beg your pardon?”
“To start?" Crowley makes a loop-like gesture with his hand, seemingly unperturbed, but the curve of his lips says otherwise. "With the routine?”
Right. Aziraphale tramples down the giddiness in his heart. Crowley's joking, and he shouldn't let it affect him. Get a grip. Honestly.
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Flirty Redhead Works Hard to Get Railed
Series
- Part 2 of Love Isn't An Accident
- Language:
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10 Feb 2021
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Crowley worked in Sales. He had never intended to work in Sales. It had just sort of happened. One moment, there he’d been, a newly minted university graduate off to change the world, exquisitely useless Philosophy degree in hand, and now here he was, having sauntered vaguely downwards into a Hell that consisted mainly of cold-calling new customers and sucking up to existing ones.
AU based on The Office.- Language:
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- Chapters:
- 8/8
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- 4
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- 704
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- 2,566
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04 Feb 2021
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1 Thing I Hate About You (-1) by tenandi
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
24 Aug 2019
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Ezra Fell finds himself co-hosting with Anthony J. Crowley on "Good Morning London" and they kind of HATE each other. Audiences disagree via Tumblr. They fake a relationship to win better ratings, but eventually end up falling for one another. Of course. Who wouldn't?
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27 Jan 2021
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Dancin's A Dangerous Game by KiaraMGrey
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
01 May 2021
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Crowley has spent most of his life riding the range and doing what he can to survive in the hard world of the West. But when he hears a name from his past, a name that brings back eyes as blue as a Texas sky and hair like clouds on a summers day, it'll remind him that he once dreamed of so much more. But after what happened all those years ago, will that dream be within his grasp?
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- English
- Words:
- 7,227
- Chapters:
- 2/5
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- 2
- Comments:
- 59
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- 160
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- 1,438
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24 Jan 2021
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Treasured Words by Dannye Chase (HolyCatsAndRabbits), HolyCatsAndRabbits, SerenityStargazer
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
19 Jan 2021
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Aziraphale follows the trail of a book onto a pirate ship and is attacked with a dagger forged in Hell. Lucky for him, the pirate captain's an old
friendhereditary enemyCreated for the 2021 Good Omens Reverse Big Bang by SerentityStargazer (concept & art) and HolyCatsAndRabbits (fic).
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 8,048
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 130
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- 316
- Bookmarks:
- 32
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- 2,466
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18 Jan 2021
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Variations On An Arrangement by hanap
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Good Omens (Radio)
28 Feb 2021
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Crowley tenses as the demon lifts its glamour, revealing its corporeal form to Crowley—a male-shaped corporation, dressed in an impeccably tailored black suit with a red tie. The demon reaches up and pulls off his dark sunglasses, uncovering the sharp yellow-gold of his slitted eyes.
Crowley’s jaw drops. “Who the fuck are you?”
“Anthony J. Crowley,” the demon drawls, raising an eyebrow at him.
[In which three different Crowleys go on an adventure to rescue the Aziraphales who have gotten displaced in the multiverse.]
Series
- Part 1 of Worlds In Parallel
Bookmarked by ZephyrOfAllTrades
15 Jan 2021