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Hell's kitchen, heaven's chef by Sani86
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Nov 2020
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Crowley is a high-strung chef - one of London's best - but his boss Beez is fed up with his tricks. So they hire a mild-mannered blonde chef to keep him in line.
Crowley hates the guy.
Except that he doesn't, not even a little.
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Human AU, in which they are chefs and idiots.- Language:
- English
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- Chapters:
- 9/9
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13 Oct 2020
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The (Other) Arrangement by champsbeau
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
10 Apr 2020
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Crowley extended a hand for Aziraphale to take.
“Deal. We’re married. I’m your faithful wife. We’ll live happily ever after for as long as I stay here. Now, can I please get some sleep?”AKA: 5 times Aziraphale and Crowley pretended they were a couple and the one time they didn’t have to pretend.
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12 Oct 2020
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11 Oct 2020
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The Nice and Accurate Proposal by thealienmeme
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
11 Nov 2020
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anthony crowley has two options: be deported back to South Africa or force his kind and soft assistant, aziraphale fell, into marrying him so he can stay in the country. on one hand, being deported maybe wouldn't be so bad, but on the other hand, aziraphale is kind of cute. cue a fake relationship, a whacky family, a cute dog, and a small town that hasn't seen anything like this before.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 38,660
- Chapters:
- 23/23
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- 1
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09 Oct 2020
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Moving Furniture by LittleLynn
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
19 Jun 2019
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It was strange, Aziraphale’s bookshop had not burned down - though that was not what was strange, given all that had happened in the past week his bookshop miraculously un-incinerating itself barely even registered. No, what was strange, was that Aziraphale’s bookshop was still standing and yet somehow he found himself staying at Crowley’s place anyway.
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06 Oct 2020
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How to Catch a Demon by Dannye Chase (HolyCatsAndRabbits), HolyCatsAndRabbits
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
15 Apr 2021
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**Extra chapters added!!**
Written for the Trickety-Boo Event prompt by OldBeginningNewEnding: "Aziraphale is a skeptic in all things supernatural. His (demon) boyfriend Crowley prefers it that way. If only the meddling witch would stop trying to expose him and the rest of the supernatural forces."
**Extra chapters: Chapter 2 is E-rated monster smut. If that is not your thing, you can skip to chapter 3 without losing any plot. Chapters 1 and 3 are rated T for mild naughtiness. Spookiness Level 1 (very little spookiness, nothing actually scary)
CW: brief appearance of a helpful spiderThank you so much to Euterpein for hosting this amazing event!!
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- English
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- 11,374
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- 3/3
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02 Oct 2020
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Crowley is a world-famous rock star who sells out arenas. His name is synonymous with 'rock-n-roll', and he thrives on the spotlight. When he agrees to raffle off a date with himself for charity, he's expecting to meet an overzealous fan that wants to wear his skin and very well might try to roofie him. What he's not expecting is to be instantly attracted to the quiet man with the unusual name who shows up for the date at the Ritz... and he's certainly not expecting for Aziraphale to have no clue who he is...
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- English
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- Chapters:
- 36/36
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- 5
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02 Oct 2020
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Crowley and Aziraphale visit the botanical gardens, and do a little experimenting in their serpent forms.
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- Part 2 of Serpentine
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 6,456
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 6
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- 258
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01 Oct 2020
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"You want to have sex with me." He had announced without a single word of preparation or hint that he was about to say such a thing.
If Aziraphale hadn't been a supernatural entity he would have spewed wine out of his nose. He is very fortunate that wine knows better than to misbehave around him. Some of his dignity is spared but it is a close thing that is still very much at risk as he stares in horror at the smirking demon across the table from him.
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30 Sep 2020
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Write to Me by DollieSpock92
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
12 Nov 2019
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AU Where Crowley and Aziraphale bump into each other at a coffee shop. Unfortunately Crowley doesn't learn his name and must find a way to find his angel.
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29 Sep 2020
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Of Broccoli and Roses (And Other Domestic Pursuits) by megzseattle, Zeckarin
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
18 Sep 2020
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Our overly-accommodating heroes, each hamstrung by a complete lack of ability to communicate their feelings, hem and haw around the edges of their mutual attraction in the days after the failed apocalypse, and end up making a move that neither of them is quite prepared for. As you might surmise, things go a bit pear-shaped. Lucky they have an ace or two up their sleeves.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 16,252
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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- 1
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- 72
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20 Sep 2020
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Texts from an Unknown Number by GaryOldman
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
30 Apr 2020
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The human wrong number AU I have been craving.
Trapped at a boring Halloween party, Aziraphale tries to get in touch with Gabriel but his text ends up in the wrong place.
GorillazGal86 and Literarion have done a pod fic of this one, which you can listen to here! https://archiveofourown.org/works/29542161/
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- Part 1 of Wrong Number AU
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- English
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- 12,760
- Chapters:
- 10/10
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- 7
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16 Sep 2020
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Angel in the Window by themaybedoctor
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
15 Feb 2021
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Aziraphale has the best job a young bookworm could ever hope for—he works the evening shift at an independent bookshop, just a stone's throw away from Tadfield College, where he's only a few months away from getting his degree. He likes the location in Tadfield's cosy downtown, the friendly regulars, and his coworker, Newt. But most of all, he likes having the key to the biggest treasure trove of books he's ever seen. Aziraphale knows that he's not going to make friends sitting in the dark shop at night, alone with a book and some chocolate, but that's all right. He's not lonely while he has a book, which means he's hardly lonely at all. Really.
Crowley works at a record shop, and he's got the biggest crush on the cutie working at the bookshop next door. Whose name he doesn't even know, because he's too awkward to ask. At least nobody's noticed. If his co-worker Anathema found out, he'd never hear the end of it.
A story about bravery, misunderstandings, acceptance, and love. Will update twice a week :)
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- English
- Words:
- 66,957
- Chapters:
- 18/18
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13 Sep 2020
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PAID RESEARCH OPPORTUNITY: A romantic couples study!!
------Aziraphale and Crowley are broke roommates who are struggling to keep up with rent and a harsh landlord. After Crowley loses his job and Aziraphale's bookshop hasn't managed to make enough profit, they'll resort to anything to save what they love, and when they come across with the idea of a paid study for couples...
Because some ideas are good until they aren't.
- Language:
- English
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- Chapters:
- 7/7
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- 862
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11 Sep 2020
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"Did something happen? With hell?"
"They're on my case about this, angel. I don't know if we should be seen together outside the house. At least not for a while."
Aziraphale's stomach jumps at the confession but not with fear. It's silly but he can't help but feel a remarkable amount of gratitude for how much Crowley cares. How much Crowley loves him.
He hesitates but he knows what he wants. "And inside the house?"
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In which Aziraphale is brave.
And they both have beards.Bookmarked by ZephyrOfAllTrades
06 Sep 2020
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Bite The Hand by Anti_kate
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
17 Mar 2020
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It had been someone in hell’s idea of a joke, he suspected, down in the corporation department. Give the tempting snake demon aphrodisiac venom. And yes, he’d used it a few times, back when he’d been new to the world and what he could do in it. But it had been about as subtle as threatening to bash someone over the head with a brick if they didn’t sin, and frankly he thought it was unfair. So he’d just... not bitten anyone. Until now. When he’d accidentally bitten his best friend, and injected him full of venom. Lust venom.
- Language:
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- 1/1
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- 65
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- 180
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06 Sep 2020
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And now I'm ready to feel your hand by MovesLikeBucky
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
28 Aug 2020
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His mind drifts. Drifts to thoughts of long fingers straightening a necktie, firm and yet gentle. Purposeful in their precision. Drifts to thoughts of green and navy. Thoughts of lean well-turned calves hidden under that tartan pattern. Drifts to a mop of crimson hair, blending to a rust red beard. He wonders if it would be scratchy or soft; how it would feel against the soft skin of his neck as whispers are carried into his ear, spoken on a forked and silver tongue.
His grip on the desk tightens, the wood underneath groans. Five thirty-one.
He’s late.
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- Part 2 of Ineffable Tutors
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,753
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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30 Aug 2020
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When Aziraphale finds a litter of stray kittens in the alley behind his shop, he needs to take them somewhere safe. He takes them to the nearest shelter, where he meets a handsome man taking care of all the cats...
- Language:
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- Words:
- 7,202
- Chapters:
- 3/3
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- 5
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- 320
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- 6,611
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29 Aug 2020
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one love (only for you) by weatheredlaw for leaveanote
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
16 Aug 2019
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Really, Crowley’s always believed — there’s nothing like a good old fashioned eternal sleep.
or: crowley is paid to get rid of aziraphale, the youngest son in his family. things go awry.
- Language:
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- Words:
- 10,494
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- 1/1
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- 2
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- 65
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27 Aug 2020
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Crowley's been doing just fine since he left London for a slower and quieter life in the country. He's the owner of a pet shop in a small village, spending his days in the shop helping people and their pets and his evenings...well, his evenings are quiet. It's all going fine, and then Adam Young bursts through the door to his shop, his godfather Aziraphale struggling to keep up. Up until the day he first met Aziraphale, Crowley thought he'd live out the rest of his days in solitude. Now? He's not so sure that's what he wants anymore.
Written for the GO-Events Good AUmens AU Fest, to the prompt "Pet Shop".
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- 9,382
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- 1/1
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- 3
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- 102
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26 Aug 2020