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The Sometimes Wife by AgentStannerShipper
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
22 Nov 2019
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It is a truth universally acknowledged that older brothers are the worst. As the youngest of three children, Parson Aziraphale Fell has been given an ultimatum: find a wife, or lose the family's support. The only problem? Aziraphale has never looked at a woman that way in his life. His attention has instead been captured by the family gardener, a beautiful young man who holds Aziraphale's heart in his hands. But when a mysterious newcomer arrives in the village, Aziraphale finds himself falling - quite unexpectedly - for her as well.
Aziraphale knows he will have to choose. After all, it's not as if he can have both...can he?
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13 May 2020
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Anthony Crowley meets Ezra Fell when he is forced to do community service at the Tadfield Library. His volunteer work becomes less reluctant over time as he begins to realize he may have misjudged the seemingly prudish boy he was paired to work with.
A High School AU
Update- Chapter 11 now has art!
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13 May 2020
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The Unexpected Habit by Crowgirl
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
18 Aug 2019
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‘We did. Apparently.’
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13 May 2020
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Crikey! by CousinSerena, GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge) for Puzzl3cat
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
18 Feb 2020
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In this “lost episode” of Steve Irwin’s Crocodile Hunter, the Australian wildlife expert is exploring the British countryside. While shooting the episode, he discovers a certain exotic non-native snake. To be exact, a red-bellied black snake with yellow eyes who’s just trying to take a nap. Crikey, what a beauty!
*No sneks were harmed in the making of this fic, although one demon was slightly embarrassed. For the record, examining snakes in the manner described is not painful to them, especiallly when carried out by professionals. Nonetheless please pay attention to tags, thanks :)
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13 May 2020
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Crowley accidentally kisses Aziraphale goodbye, freaks out about it, and then finds out Aziraphale's been waiting for him to do it again.
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12 May 2020
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New Traditions by iamanidhwal
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
07 Oct 2019
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After the Armaggedon-That-Wasn't, everything seemed to fall into normalcy.
Or so Aziraphale thought.
[based on a comic by roman_kvn]
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12 May 2020
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Everything Dark and Unseen by enjambament
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
06 Aug 2019
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A retelling of the Eros and Psyche myth featuring Aziraphale and Crowley.
Aziraphale is sent to Hell, half hostage and half marriage prospect in an effort to broker a ceasefire between Heaven and Hell before the beginning of time. This is a story about banned books, the mystery of trust and wanting what's already yours because it's not yours enough.
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11 May 2020
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09 May 2020
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Aziraphale understands computers-- to a degree, at any rate. He uses a computer to organize his business. He uses a computer to do his taxes. And now, he uses a computer to journal his favorite dining experiences.
The blog is public. There's absolutely no reason why Crowley should feel dirty about reading it.
Crowley feels REALLY dirty reading it.
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03 May 2020
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In which Aziraphale interrupts Crowley during an intimate moment, and then learns a few things.
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25 Apr 2020
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Sweet just like frustration, my senses on the run by Anonymous
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
20 Mar 2020
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Oh, to be a snake caught between an angel's ample, lush, and apparently sensitive breasts.
He attempted to slither his way around Aziraphale's tit, bringing his tail closer to his body to reduce the feeling of his scales, when he both felt and heard a sharp breath being sucked in. He could tell from the noise around him that Aziraphale was getting her hair brushed by her primary maid who she simply adored. But the conversation appeared to be fairly one-sided once Crowley had begun moving.
Or: the one where Crowley teases Aziraphale's nipples as a serpent in her dress.
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22 Apr 2020
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All Hands On Deck (Dick?) by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge) for CousinSerena
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
21 Apr 2020
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“Well I didn’t want to have to resort to extreme measures, Sir, but…” he paused, jaw tense. “Sir… may I suggest that we step it up a level?”
Lieutenant Phale went pale. “You don’t mean…?”
Fell was firm. “Yes.”
Lieutenant Phale gulped nervously. “Deploy the sleeves?”
“Indeed.”
“Sir, are you sure?”
Even Captain Azira looked hesitant. “The sleeves? Dear God man, what are you thinking?”
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Remember all those cold war movies where the crew of a nuclear submarine are at the helm, arguing over launching the nukes? Remember the animated movie “Inside Out”? Well mash those together with Good Omens and you’ve got whatever the hell this is. Welcome inside Aziraphale (& Crowley’s) minds as the angel attempts to seduce a demon. More crack comedy porn in the finest tradition of this AO3 account. With thanks to my lovely partner in crime / beta reader CousinSerena for the prompt.- Language:
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22 Apr 2020
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on the same page by Chekhov
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
15 Sep 2020
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Aziraphale Z. Fell is a rising star of the spiritual literary genre - the next Eat Pray Love guy - and his version of Chicken Soup For the Christian Soul is flying off the shelves. It's not that he's not grateful, but it's one thing to enjoy a career in writing and another completely to be pigeonholed into a specific genre, so much so that you are almost forbidden from writing anything else.
So yes, maybe he has a bit of a secret. An outlet for his less... appropriate urges. And yes, if his typical readership got word of the sort of paragraphs he could put out on a particularly inspired night, they might suffer some form of heart attack typical for their age.
But all of that is well hidden, and there is absolutely no way anyone would ever find out about his Arrangement with A.J. Crowley - the most debaucherous romantic fiction author of the decade.
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19 Apr 2020
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Constant companion (& friend in old age) by pineapplesquid
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
05 Sep 2020
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Aziraphale Fell, assistant professor in biology, is about to be denied tenure. He knows it. His department knows it. By now probably everybody knows it. Unable to stay at the college and with academic job prospects thin on the ground, he’s reconciling himself to leaving the field that he loves. At least he’ll get to leave the departmental politics behind.
Anthony Crowley, assistant professor in physics, has a better idea. He’s being courted for a job at another college, and they seem pretty desperate to get him. What if he could negotiate for a spousal hire?
He’s certain it would work. Only if they were married, of course.
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18 Apr 2020
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Crowley makes a joke, while out at dinner, and the angel reacts very poorly.
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17 Apr 2020
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Without any more assignments coming from Downstairs, Crowley is struck with a bad case of the doldrums.
It takes a bit of trial and error, but eventually a solution is found.
(Or: the one where Crowley becomes an Uber driver.)
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16 Apr 2020
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Home Is Where I Want To Be (But I Guess I'm Already There) by walkwithursus
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
22 Mar 2020
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It starts with a series of honest mistakes (a letter addressed to them both, a shared room, a single bed), and before they know it the entire village of Tadfield is convinced that Crowley and Aziraphale are not only deeply in love, but engaged to be married. What they are going to do about it remains to be seen.
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15 Apr 2020
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“But my dear, I just can’t believe you never told me that you had joined a musical group. I would have come out to support you— at your gigs!”
“First of all, never say ‘gigs’ again. Second of all, not my fault you never noticed when I showed up to dinner with a great big guitar case slung over my shoulder.”
(Aziraphale accidentally discovers Crowley’s secret: he was in a band in the 90s. And he wrote a whole album of love songs…)
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15 Apr 2020
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Discreet phone sex on the interoffice line isn’t going to cut it anymore. Six weeks after the world summarily failed to end, the increasingly horny Beelzebub and Gabriel are desperate to know whether angels and demons can actually have sex with each other without bursting into flames, or disintegrating into piles of goo. And there’s only one couple they know of whose actions down on Earth might hold the answer…
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15 Apr 2020
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“—I’ve been told it’s a liability issue, see, they just don’t want to be held responsible for anything you might be getting up to in your new capacity as a freelance traitor, so they sent me up here with this for you to sign which absolves them of all fault for your actions, on Earth and elsewhere, in perpetuity in all dominions earthly and spiritual, it’s all in there, if you want to read it…”
Crowley hesitated for just a moment before spitting, “Alright, give that here,” and snatching the paperwork out of Eric’s hands.
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An unexpected visit from Hell's messenger boy sends Crowley & Aziraphale's date night down a chaotic path.
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14 Apr 2020