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There’s a battle strategy devised by humans many millennia ago that's designed to overcome an adversary who is particularly well entrenched. Some walls are too tall and thick for a frontal assault, and must instead be bested through sheer dogged stubbornness.
Crowley and Aziraphale didn’t know it, but they were about to be put under siege.
Fed up with an angel and a demon who are still avoiding any talk of Feelings, God starts to interfere. When it comes to the ineffable plan, sometimes things need a bit of a push.
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14 Apr 2020
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When has-been musician Anthony Crowley is recruited by pop singer Anathema Device to write a song for her new record, he jumps on the chance to resuscitate his career with a hit. There's only one problem: he can't write lyrics to save his life.
But a chance meeting with a stranger by the name of Aziraphale, with a poetic streak that's a perfect fit for the song, changes everything for Crowley. Together, they'll create something beautiful, fight the forces of the music industry, and perhaps even find a way back into love...
A Music and Lyrics AU for the GO Rom Com Event, complete with all-new original songs written and recorded by the author!
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- 8/9
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13 Apr 2020
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“Ha!” exclaimed A. “We’re married!” He grabbed C.’s hand and held it up, pointing at the gold band around his ring finger.
C. stared at the ring, and then at A., a delighted grin appearing on his face. “Oh— that’s brilliant!”
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13 Apr 2020
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CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.***
Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.
But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?
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13 Apr 2020
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I read a URL and the spirit of Justin McElroy just took over. I think he's still in me; I haven't stopped wearing Hawaiian shirts since.
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13 Apr 2020
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12 Apr 2020
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Help Could Come from an Unexpected Quarter by Pearl09
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
30 Oct 2019
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When Crowley tries to help out his mob by secretly going to the bookshop where other members have been disappearing, he certainly wasn't expecting to lose his usual silver-tongue in front of the owner. He certainly wasn't expecting to go back, either, or slowly develop a crush on him, or have his life turned upside down, running from the other members of the mob instead of helping them.
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- Part 16 of Ineffable One-Shots
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12 Apr 2020
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The Grinch Who Sold Christmas by darcylindbergh
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
22 Feb 2020
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Anthony J. Crowley, a big-time attorney from London, is sent to small-town Tadfield to close a deal before Christmas that would sell out half of high street to a fancy developer and put him up for partner at his firm. The deal will run the local businesses out and change the landscape of the town forever, but that’s none of Crowley’s business; he’s just doing a job.
But as the town invites him to share in their lives, their hopes, and their holiday celebrations, and as the enigmatic Aziraphale invites him to share in something more, Crowley starts to wonder: if everything has its price, is he still willing to pay what this deal will cost?
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11 Apr 2020
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Sail Home To Me by Snakespell, UnproblematicMe
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
23 Feb 2020
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Captain Crowley, known as Black Viper, leads the most fearsome and successful pirate crew over all the seas. They take what they want gold, diamonds, and pearls, but Crowley has been searching for a particular treasure. After years of loneliness on his ship Eden, he's finally found what he's been looking for, enter scholar Aziraphale.
Pirate Captain Crowley/Scholar Aziraphale
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10 Apr 2020
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“I hope the library pleasssses you.”
Aziraphale shrieked, jumped and whirled around. Behind him, at the entrance to the library, sitting in a coal-black glimmering coil of shining scales, sat the largest snake he had ever seen in his life, twice as large as the average man. It’s angular head and bright yellow eyes regarded him curiously and calmly, and its thin, forked tongue flickered out, as if to taste the air.
Aziraphale felt the blood rush from his head and his vision grew white around the edges and he promptly lost consciousness.
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10 Apr 2020
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“As celestial, or” here she nodded at Crowley “demonic beings, there are only two ways to establish legal residency on earth. One way, which is already closed to both of you, is to be born here. The other is to take up residency as a married couple”.
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08 Apr 2020
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The Mind, the Memory, and the Demon by Mahla
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
09 Feb 2020
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After the Armageddon-that-wasn't, Crowley has found himself a new hobby: scaring ghost hunters, sowing mild discord, harmless fun.
But when an old castle turns out to be an actual demon's lair, and a new Principality seeks Aziraphale for advice on humanity, things start escalating rapidly. An ancient demon is a threat they weren't prepared to face, and eventually the only chance to save a certain former Guard of the Eastern Gate is to literally dive into his mind and traverse his memories from times past...
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07 Apr 2020
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05 Apr 2020
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Untitled Stardew Omens Fic by Atalan for ThunderheadFred
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Stardew Valley (Video Game), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
22 Apr 2020
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Crowley has decided to give up on life in the city and move to the countryside. Aziraphale is intrigued by the new arrival in Pelican Town. Fluff ensues in such enormous quantities I am compelled by law to recommend a dental check-up after reading.
A series of Good Omens/Stardew Valley ficlets I've been posting on tumblr as I play through thunderheadfred's "Stardew Omens" mod (which replaces Harvey with Aziraphale as the town doctor). Knowledge of the game provides some additional context for the NPCs etc but really it's all about the ineffable farm romance here.
Note: E rating is for the end of chapter 4 only. The rest of the fic is all very tame.
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04 Apr 2020
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Plummeting and Plumage by herebewyverns
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
28 Mar 2021
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In which the Almighty punishes the angels for their sense of superiority over the fallen Adam and Eve … with a mating cycle. It doesn’t take Crowley and Aziraphale very long to jump into a completely different Arrangement.
Somehow it still takes exactly as long to work out that they love each other though…
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"What're they playing at?" said Aziraphale.
"I don't know," said Crowley, "but I think it's called silly buggers." His tone suggested that he could play, too. And do it better.Bookmarked by ZephyrOfAllTrades
28 Mar 2020
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just take me back to yours by effanineffableplans (Dawn_Blossom)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
04 Jul 2019
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Angels and demons engage in nesting behavior to attract their mates. When Gabriel starts hanging around Aziraphale, a misunderstanding ensues.
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28 Mar 2020
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On the Subject of Nests and Happiness by Nonesensed
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
27 Oct 2019
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Whether it's a sign of God's sense of humor or a punishment, nesting turns out to be A Thing for demons. And...maybe angels too?
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27 Mar 2020
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Anthony J. Crowley is a hotshot political reporter who's landed himself in hot water with his editor. He finds himself demoted to the society desk, where he is assigned to cover the wedding of Anathema Device and Newton Pulsifer. He'd rather chew tin foil than lower himself in such a way, but if he's going to claw his way back to the top, he's going to have to prove himself.
Aziraphale Fell is the most sought-after wedding planner in all of London, hailed as the 'angel of love' due to his knack for picking couples who have the most successful marriages. He spends his working hours making other peoples' dreams come true... but his own dreams of romance died long ago. To his mind, love is something that happens to other people.
Sparks fly when these two cross paths, and they find themselves instantly attracted to one another. But can Crowley prove Aziraphale’s belief about love to be wrong?
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27 Mar 2020
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touch-tone telephone by starkhasheart
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
12 Jan 2020
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26 Mar 2020
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Matching Stand Mixers by AClever_Username
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
20 Nov 2019
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The gbbo au literally nobody asked for
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- Part 1 of gbbo au
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- 8/8
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26 Mar 2020