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    Detective Inspector Crowley is 99.999 percent sure that Aziraphale Fell is a serial killer.
    The trouble is only that the remaining 0.001 percent are deeply in love with the man…
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    In which there is A Murder - rather a lot of them, actually - A Marriage Proposal - just the one - and True Love - whose course runs less not-smooth than it takes a sharp left turn, loops a couple times, and doubles back on itself, before crashing straight into a wall.
    (Don't mind the metaphor. It still ends well. Promise.)

     

    [EDIT 31.10.2020: now with art!]

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    14 Jan 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 93

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    Gabriel knows Aziraphale has been in love with Crowley since forever. Desperate to get revenge on the angel who escaped punishment after the failed apocalypse, Gabriel decides that the best way to make Aziraphale miserable is to use a love potion and force Crowley to fall in love temporarily so the archangel can sit back and enjoy the fallout when it wears off. Except, nothing changes and the demon isn't acting any different. If at first you don't succeed, conspire with the Prince of Hell and use a stronger potion.

    In which Gabriel and Beelzebub scheme, Anathema meddles, Crowley and Aziraphale are oblivious, the bookshop is becoming a sorted pickup joint, and no one knows when to give up.

    Crack fill for a humorous prompt on the Good Omens Kink Meme

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    12 Jan 2021

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    Crowley is stuck as a snake. Aziraphale does his best to help. Perhaps in the process of sorting this all out they can also sort out their feelings. Maybe?

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    07 Jan 2021

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    I would buy back the stars I made in the sky for you, Crowley thinks. I would get a real human job and work however long I'd need to earn enough real human money to bargain with the Almighty for you and your soul. I would give it all to you in pennies and beg you to try to purchase my freedom from hell if it meant I would be enough for you to want me. Name the price and I will find a way to buy your love.

    "Nonsense, angel," Crowley says, grinning. "Consider it my demonic contribution to the ever-increasing crass overcommercialization of this holiday."

     

    Or, Valentine's Days through the ages.

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    01 Jan 2021

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    After a disastrous proposal, Crowley boards the night train with no destination in mind. He was never expecting it to lead him right to a kind bookseller who offers him a place to be on Christmas Eve.

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    28 Dec 2020

  6. Public Bookmark 44

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    This is a piece commissioned under the Fandom Cares BLM auctions run on Tumblr in June 2020, for a Good Omens/Robin Hood women-loving-women crossover fic. Thank you to ExMarks for bidding! I had a lot of fun with this.

    So this request came at a strangely perfect time: just as I was planning some original wlw Robin Hood fiction myself! I actually did extensive research on the character a few years ago (which is why this fic is so long— it was really fun to pick and choose what might go with Good Omens). Obviously, you don’t have to do research in order to write Robin Hood fics, I just did it because I wanted to.

    But please enjoy a romp through Sherwood with a plot taken partly from Robin Hood sources dating back as far as the Middle Ages! And look, I've dumped the whole fic at once. I'm not making you all wait this time. <3

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    14 Dec 2020

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    13 Dec 2020

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    09 Dec 2020

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    A Nightmare Before Christmas au with our shapeshifting serpent Crowley doing his best as Halloween Town's Pumpkin King, and Aziraphale - a patchwork being brought to life by the Angels who live just North of town.

    The ratings for fics can vary wildly with the sort of casual macabre elements of the film and the swearing and alcohol abuse present in the series/book, as well as contain some very explicit sexual content. Please mind the tags and feel free to skip fics if they don't seem up your alley or to contact one of us if you would like clarification.

    And yes most of the fics are tagged with "demisexual". We wrote both Aziraphale and Crowley that way. People/characters on the Ace spectrum can and do have loving and fulfilling sex lives and deserve to be represented.

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    05 Dec 2020

  10. Public Bookmark 53

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    Crowley was a photographer for a paparazzi firm, but left at the height of his career so he could capture people's happier moments. He's glad he made the change, but he's struggled to build clientele. So he takes a job as an elf photographer at a posh shopping center. It seems like a nightmare... until he meets Santa.

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    29 Nov 2020

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    This is what happens next, picking up after the last line of the show. There is some concern about what Heaven and Hell will decide to do about them, but they're determined to make the most of anything.

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    24 Nov 2020

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    Crowley hiccups. It turns into a burp. “Angel,” he repeats, and if it sounds soppy, well, what do you expect. Crowley is three winds—sheets—anyway he’s shitfaced. It’s not like Aziraphale doesn’t know Crowley’s in love with him. It’s not like it’s a secret. It’s not like Crowley hasn’t lived with the mortification of being known down to the molecule every day for six thousand years.

    Why is he here again? Oh yes.

    “I need your help.”

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    It turns out glitter is miracle-proof and, also, that it itches. Crowley needs some help preening. He gets a bit more than he bargained for.

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    23 Nov 2020

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    When Aziraphale first opened his bookshop, Crowley gave him a peace lily as a gift.

    After the averted Armageddon, it begins to wilt.

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    22 Nov 2020

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    Aziraphale Fell runs a successful food blog, Celestial Comestibles, where he shares mouthwatering recipes and heartwarming stories about his happy domestic life in a cottage with his husband and son. As promotion for his upcoming cookbook, his publishers run a contest: one lucky winner will get to spend Christmas with Aziraphale and his family.

    What the publishers don't know is that the real Aziraphale Fell is a single city-dweller. And if he wants to keep up his happily married persona, he'll have to acquire a cottage, husband, and son before Christmas.

    As it happens, his friend and neighbor Anthony Crowley has his nephew staying with him for the holidays. One fake marriage proposal later, and everything seems tickety-boo--as long as Aziraphale can keep from developing inconveniently real feelings for his pretend husband...

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    20 Nov 2020

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    There were all these little hopes and musings Crowley buried so deep in his heart it ached to bring them out into the light to catalogue their faults and flaws, and each time Aziraphale sought him out, or asked his opinion on some weighty manner that was hanging on him, or even just smiled, those little wishings grew bigger and bigger, pressing in on him until he felt as if he was being crushed.

     

    “Princes do not fall in love with gardener boys,” he told himself one night, staring into the shard of looking glass he kept on a shelf, hoping it would help, hoping that hearing it out loud would make him believe it, would help him put all these ridiculous notions behind him.

     

    It didn't work.

     

    Crowley and Aziraphale, the gardener's boy and the prince, meet as children and develop an unlikely friendship.

    By the time they're twenty, everything has changed.

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    19 Nov 2020

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    Aziraphale watches as Crowley’s smile grows, sharpens and turns distinctively dastardly. And even though Aziraphale knows what he’s in store for, he’s entirely unprepared for the words that slip out of Crowley’s mouth next. “Name’s Anthony Crowley, Aziraphale’s husband.”

    Aziraphale is eternally grateful that he wasn’t taking a sip of his tea at that exact moment for he would’ve surely choked on it.

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    When Crowley claims to be Aziraphale's husband to ruin what he assumes is a date, he doesn't think anything of it. But a day later it comes back to bite him in the ass when Crowley finds out that the date in question is, in fact, his new boss, who is looking to hire Aziraphale and hoping that Crowley, his husband, will put in a good word for them. Now Crowley is caught in a tight spot: either admit to his new boss that he was lying, or convince Aziraphale, his sort-of enemy, to pretend to be his husband to save face.

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    18 Nov 2020

  17. Public Bookmark 19

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    They say it’s all sorted out after you are dead—but sometimes, just sometimes, things need a bit of sorting-out even after you are dead. Aziraphale Fell and Anthony J. Crowley, professional paranormal investigators, might be the perfect candidates for handling problems of the supernatural, after-life kind. Only if they would sort out their own lives while they are alive…

    A romantic comedy, where ghosts are gathering, tempers are flaring, and love is rising above all.

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    08 Nov 2020

  18. Public Bookmark 93

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    There was nothing more beautiful than the sun rising over the plains. Dawn bled like a cup of coffee spilling over the morning paper, arresting Crowley’s attention. He’d always pause his chores to mark the progression from grey to blue and brilliant orange, moving like a curtain up over a stage. As a child he’d believed God must have painted the sky over the stars each day, but the farmer had long since abandoned both faith and imagination. Instead he relied on more tangible tools, the ones that could reign in 160 acres of the Great American Desert. His homestead was his Eden and he fit it to his own design.

    My take on the farmer/librarian trope (can't get enough of it), set in 1895 or thereabouts.

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    07 Nov 2020

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    It's been twenty years since Aziraphale walked away from Crowley and the Thermos flask. When a temptation goes terribly wrong, Aziraphale will be faced with his own feelings towards Crowley in the attempt to help him.

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    22 Oct 2020

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    Ezra fell is an English professor at a prestigious academy for boys. Crowley is the lord of the Unseelie court in the lands without sunrise or moonfall. Somehow fate brings them together.

    Cover art by GoodOmensFicRecommendations on tumblr!

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    15 Oct 2020

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