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    If anyone asked the Batfamily which Robin had the funniest ’joining the family’ story? Well, everyone would start with, “Well it seemed like Jason had the spot taken for good after having the audacity to try and jack the Batmobile’s tires and hit Bruce with his tire iron.” And then they’d say, “But then tiny Tim decided to try and steal the whole thing.”

     

    Or: When Tim is 11 he figures it’s not hurting anyone if he. Ya know. Takes a picture in the Batmobile. But then the power goes to his head and all of a sudden he’s hacking the Batmobile and tearing through Gotham on a rescue mission.

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    27 May 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 17

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    Five variants on one story.

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    14 May 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 52

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    Despite a thousand threads tying them together, it takes a chance encounter at a coffee shop for Jack Kelly to meet David Jacobs.

    This series is now in the dramatic order, which skips back and forth in time for dramatic effect! It is no longer chronological.

    [ORIGINAL TIMELINE]

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    14 May 2025

  4. Rec *

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    "The stars incline us, they do not bind us." For Harry, it's something he learned long ago on the battlefield. But for his son, James, it will be a painful lesson in the form of a friendship with a boy named Scorpius Malfoy.

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    02 Aug 2022

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    There’s a bloodcurdling scream of terror, and then Noya remembers that, right, there’s a new person moving into the apartment next to him. Oops.

    (in which Noya is accidentally the Worst Neighbor Ever, Asahi loses twenty years of his life to stress, and Rolling Thunder is the star of the show.)

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    29 Aug 2020