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    “All For One,” the first user states, simply. He points at the first line of writing on the board, which helpfully repeats All For One. He then moves his finger to the second line, which reads kill him. “You should kill him.”

    That settled, Midoriya wakes up and faceplants into his Mighty Puffs cereal.

     

    Do you have a stockpile quirk that seems to have picked up some unwieldy ghosts? Do those ghosts think you should be spending your time assassinating your inherited nemesis while he sits very conveniently in prison? Do those ghosts seem to think the best way to convince you of this is via haunting?

    If this sounds like you, then boy howdy, you're in for some great news! Just use this nine-step guide, and you'll be able to sleep soundly without a quirk possessing you and making power point presentations about why you should break into the highest security prison in the nation in no time at all!

    Includes helpful tips such as, "try an exorcism," "haunt them back, to establish dominance," and, "have you considered that All for One might be your father."

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    In which the meme of ‘Sunshine Child Izuku Midoriya’ is a bit more serious than anyone expected.

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    27 Oct 2022

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    "I’m only two minutes late!” Izuku protested. Had he missed the start of an important test? None of the national, standardized tests were supposed to happen this month and even being two minutes late to one of those wouldn’t elicit this sort of reaction. They were discussing their career interest forms today, but that was it. Nothing time-critical was supposed to be happening.

    “Midoriya, you were reported missing a week ago. No one has seen you for eight days. The police have been combing the city for you.”

    "I’m sorry. What?”

    Midoriya Izuku went missing for a week and turned up in a back alleyway with skills he's never even heard of and no memory of how he came by them. He resigns himself to never learning the truth of what happened to him, but he shouldn't waste this chance should he? He could become a hero with reflexes like these.

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    18 Sep 2022

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    Aizawa is so done with 1A's nonsense, so he makes some rules. This does absolutely nothing to curb their mayhem.

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    16 Sep 2022

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    All the teachers at U.A. know that Izuku Midoriya is haunted, and they have a betting pool about how long it will take before Aizawa cracks.

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    04 Apr 2022

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    Quirk Extremely Haunted