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    After Abbot and Robby discover that Dennis hasn't been laid since undergrad, they approach him with a proposal.
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    “God, man. His fucking pupils,” Jack said. He leaned in closer to get a better view of his pupils swallowing up the irises of his eyes.

    “I know. If I didn’t know any better, I’d think he was on something.” Robby grabbed Dennis’ jaw with one hand and slipped the other back down his underwear. “But he’s just being a really good boy, isn’t he?” He used the hand on his jaw to make Dennis nod his head.
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    everyone wants a father figure, and the more time dennis spends in the pitt, the further he feels from god. he hasn’t called his family in weeks. it only makes sense that he starts worshipping dr michael robinavitch instead.

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    robby, dennis & jack work their shit out on each other

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    Please don’t tell me the first person who ever touched your dick was Dr. Robby.”

    “Um.” He coughs.

    “Oh my god I’m gonna fucking die.

    Santos tries to solve Whitaker’s sexual hangups. Whitaker tries to save Robby’s soul. Neither initiative goes exactly to plan.

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    Robby offers to do Dennis's pelvic exam. Things go a little off script.

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    ”Ah, fuck— I need… I need you inside me,” he barely choked out.

    Benson stopped abruptly. His tongue darted back into his mouth. ”Randy,” he started cautiously, quietly, “are you makin’ fun of me?”

    Randy asks Benson to perform an impossible task.

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