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  1. Public Bookmark 70

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    When Technoblade returns from a visit to his father covered in enough red liquid to paint the entire SMP, you are stuck washing the poor piglin off. Smut ensues.

    I've been trying to write this for months and I'm way too lazy to write a summary, its smut, and it's good. Enjoy some shameless smut with God Technoblade.

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    27 Mar 2025

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    Technoblade went by many names in your land- King of Kreig, Blood God, monster, murderer, cold-blooded killer...

    All you had ever heard your entire life were his wicked deeds, how he had overthrown King Schlatt and hung him on a spike over the kingdom walls, how he hid his face from the world with a pig skull mask.

    The very mention of him sent venom down your veins, filling you with hatred for the pain he had caused to the people.

    Nonetheless, his reputation and influence were terrible and far-reaching, so when Technoblade sent word he was searching for a bride, your parents didn't hesitate.

    Now, you had no choice but to marry the man you hated more than anything else.

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    “I little esteeme to see your visage and figure, little doe I regard the night and darknesse thereof, for you are my only light.”
    ― Apuleius, Cupid and Psyche

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    27 Mar 2025