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I Wish You Were My Husband by Feynite
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngshiù
21 Feb 2019
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AU based on The Dreamer in the Spring Boudoir (familiarity with that story's not required).
Wherein Shen Yuan transmigrates into a harem intrigues romance novel (gay edition), Yue Qingyuan really fucks up, Liu Qingge is not suitable for his job, and no one even remotely sees Luo Binghe coming.
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- Part 1 of SV Wishes
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- English
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- 110,407
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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- 2,248
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22 Feb 2019
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The Proud and Vigorous Demon's Bride by Sath
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Jan 2019
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When Shen Qingqiu is poisoned yet again, he has to stay behind while Luo Binghe and Liu Qingge set out to retrieve the rare flower that can cure it. But the flower is kept behind a door that can only be opened by one thing… [BEEP].
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22 Feb 2019
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ruby lips, jade fingertips by RennieOnIceCream (Hitsugi_Zirkus)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Feb 2019
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“You can’t get out of this, Lan Zhan,” Wei Ying said. “Tell me, what exactly were you doing with all my lipsticks? Did you just keep them all these years? Did you...put them on yourself, thinking my lips were the last ones on them?”
“Wei Ying,” Lan Zhan warned.
“Did you picture it like an indirect kiss? Did you picture that I kissed you, leaving behind the perfect smear of color on your lips?” Wei Ying touched her wife’s lips, delicately tracing their softness with her fingertips.
(For Wangxian Week Day 6)
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- 1/1
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18 Feb 2019
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We had a deal. No more dates. You promised.
“This isn’t a date,” Eddie says. “It’s a work thing. Dinner with a person I’ve never met before.”
Venom stays silent, but Eddie has the distinct feeling he’s unimpressed. Admittedly, Eddie’s made better arguments.
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- Part 2 of The no dating policy
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- English
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- 8,821
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 435
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30 Dec 2018
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A Single Monk in Good Standing Must be in Want of a Bro by Annie D (scaramouche)
Fandoms: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016)
15 Feb 2017
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Baze tries to befriend new arrival Chirrut Îmwe, but accidentally woos him instead.
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- 20,566
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- 1/1
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13 Dec 2018
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It started out as a simple lie.
He should have known better than to get involved in a lie with Elim Garak.
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- 23,673
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- 7/7
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07 Dec 2018
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The Beginning After the End by etymologyplayground
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
28 Oct 2018
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"Terrible news," Ed says into the mattress. He feels Al sit up straighter.
"What, what happened?"
"I still don't know if I had a crush on Ling at sixteen, but I think I got a crush on him now," Ed whines. Al laughs in delight and pats his shoulder sympathetically. "Al, it was horrible. He asked me about, you know, my life and I was like Uhhh and he was like Sounds like you do absolutely no introspection, idiot. Also you need to obsess over things to live. Absolutely unbelievable."
"Wow," Al says. "Did he really say that? That's a little harsh."
"No," Ed admits. "He said it sounded like I hadn't figured out how to want things for myself and that it was okay to do that. Well, he did basically say the thing about obsessing over stuff. And here I am!!"
"Wow," Al says again.
"I know," Ed says. "Devastating."
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Seven years after the Promised Day, Ed finally gets around to visiting Emperor Yao.
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- English
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- 27,520
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- 8/?
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02 Dec 2018
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“Jingyan, pour the tea,” ordered Lin Shu, stretched sweating on the scorched grass.
“Pour it yourself,” said Jingyan.
“I can’t, I’m dead. Nihuang has killed me. Murdered by his fiancée when he was still a beautiful young gentleman, that’s what they’ll say. A tragedy! Anyway you should do it, you’re the waterbender.”
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23 Sep 2018
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Nihuang with her heart pounding squeezed the Emperor’s hand. She had known before she submitted the report that it might not work. She had already thought of her last resort. She confessed, “I could not choose from the nine good men, your Majesty, because the one I wanted was not there.”
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23 Sep 2018
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A Crack in the Normalcy by novocaine_sea
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
08 Jul 2018
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Like any young man, Kirishima had a favorite camstar. A camboy to be exact. He just never thought said camboy would be so close.
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03 Sep 2018
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Fuck the Critics by KuriKuri
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
10 Oct 2016
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If one thing can be said about Yamada Hizashi, it’s that he never fails to surprise. After all, until yesterday’s release of 何SOON, music lovers across the country believed that Yamada could not produce an album worse than SAY HEY. Yamada’s sheer arrogance oozes from every lyric, which is nearly as grating as the melodies themselves, a combination of the most tiresome pop renditions and –
Hizashi tears the magazine in half.
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- English
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- Chapters:
- 2/2
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- 130
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25 Jul 2018
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I'll be okay admiring from afar, 'cause even when he's right next to me we could not be more far apart.
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- 28,057
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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- 98
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19 Jul 2018
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Bakugou's bad attitude tends to scare away unwanted attention.
Kirishima seems to be the exception.
Kirishima is bright, peppy, and borderline annoying; at least, until Bakugou sees him bench press twice his body weight without breaking a sweat.
Bakugou is suddenly more interested than annoyed, and when Kirishima extends an invitation to his apartment, it's an offer Bakugou can't refuse.
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28 Jun 2018
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kinktober drabbles by crunchrapsupreme
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
25 Nov 2017
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a collection of nasty bnha kinktober drabbles
(note: im not going to be writing for every day. only when i have the time/inspiration, or if I really like the prompt!)
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- English
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- 22,325
- Chapters:
- 10/10
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- 304
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- 3,546
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- 94,333
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13 Jun 2018
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Hawke & Hawke, Paranormal Investigators by mysterycultist
Fandoms: Dragon Age II, Dragon Age (Video Games)
14 May 2016
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Fenris's roommate is convinced that their apartment is haunted. Letting the "Premier Ghost Hunters in Kirkwall, FL since 2011" and their extended family into his home was bad enough, but becoming a suspect is more than Fenris is willing to take.
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02 Jun 2018
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Incognito by Crouching Queer (Subarucomet)
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), Cable and Deadpool
28 May 2018
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Deadpool introduces Cable to porn.
The video, Deadpool realises belatedly, is way too quiet. There's no cheesy bass line that gets stuck in his head and makes him feel each pulse in his dick. There's just the soft rustling of clothes against skin as the man strips. It's got an aesthetic to it, but it doesn't stop Deadpool from hearing the catch in Cable's breath once the man steps out of his underwear and crawls on to the desk.
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26 May 2018
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“You know, time travel stories are seriously meh,” Wade said, as he lay on the couch. “It all goes down to ‘if you can go back in time, why don’t you kill Hitler?’ which is a polarising way to look at it. No wonder it pissed off test audiences.”
“Wade.”
“I mean, I’ve only ever liked one time travel story ever. A Sound of Thunder. Some asshole steps on a butterfly and fucks things up for everyone. Story of my life, right there.”
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23 May 2018
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oak tree by crunchrapsupreme
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
13 Mar 2018
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Katsuki's words die in his throat as he glances into the archway of the living room to see a small crowd of people surrounding a guy with unruly green hair. His back is towards him, so Katsuki can’t see his face, but Katsuki's eyes widen as he sees the dude actually lift a girl up in the air over his head, then back down, and then up again - and it’s then Katsuki realizes the dude is legit bench pressing a fucking person.
"Yeah, I'm gonna ride that," Katsuki says.
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10 May 2018
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Come Complete by feelslikefire
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
15 Apr 2018
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When Eijirou finds amateur porn of a certain someone, he has to show Katsuki. Now they have to figure out what to do about it. Or rather, who to do. (Established kiribaku invite deku into their bed, after shenanigans.)
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- Part 1 of Living In Color
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 12,988
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 3
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- 150
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01 May 2018
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Overworked & Underfucked by Kumikirin
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
15 Feb 2018
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“It’s just not manly to leave your bro like this, after knowing he can’t do anything about it, you know?” Kirishima blabbers some kind of bullshit excuse, and the worst part is that it looks like he’s totally convinced of it. “It’s just a— handjob,” he stumbles over the word, the weight of what he’s proposing hitting him all at once, but he doesn’t stop. “—but if you're not into it we can pretend I didn't just say that.”
Bakugou has to restrain himself from saying that he’s very much into it. Like, a lot, really.
a.k.a Kirishima learns the reason behind Bakugou's grumpiest days, and he offers to help because that's what best bros do.
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- English
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- 11,907
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- 1/1
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- Comments:
- 258
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- 18,225
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28 Feb 2018
